CRSX Confessions PART II [Archive] - Club RSX Message Board

aznstealthsnake

07-29-2006, 04:03 AM

April 2006 Confessions

i had dirty hot shower sex with another CRSX member...sadly when she went down on me she scraped like a highschool sophmore :(

A few years ago I was driving w/ a friend and a small cat(probably 3-5 months) ran out in the middle of the road. I stated "you want some mother fucker" and gunned it and it kept running straight up the road, I ran it over. My friend and I laughed about it for a few seconds then looked at each other and he said "you do realize we're going to hell right"

im dead serious about my confession...i rly did sleep with another member of crsx and she rly did scrape when she went down on me

I used to steal money from my uncles bar/grandmas house to pay for the ounces of weed we used to smoke every week when I was like 16-17. I got caught too. Not something that many people know.

This is probably common, but I don't own an RSX. I had originally planned to get one, but never did. I don't even plan on getting one now. But I still visit the boards because not everyone will take things all serious and get all e-angry and e-butthurt. So that's why I'm still here. CRSX ftw!

When I was 17 years old I was recruited into the gay lifestyle by an older homosexual man. Like so many young people who get drawn into homosexuality, I was lonely, naive and vulnerable. My father was an alcoholic. My self-esteem was very low. I was easy prey for anyone who was willing to exploit my need for a fathers love.

It started as a conversation in a Greyhound Bus Depot, and ended eleven years and six homosexual relationships later.

I tried imitating others when they said they were born gay, I would say "me too"! It seemed an easy way to get people to accept us. If we were born gay that took away any personal responsibility for our behavior and made people feel sorry for us. All along though, we knew it was a convenient lie.

I love and respect myself today, but I hate the things that I used to do. Homosexual sexuality is perverse and unhealthy, both physically and emotionally. We put on such a respectable image, but inside we were miserable and ashamed. Like many young gays, I tried to commit suicide because I didn't think there was a way out.

Today I am living proof that homosexuals can and do change. I was as deep in the lifestyle as anyone. I spent nine years with my piano teacher and even thought about getting "married." I was 100% gay, now I am 100% recovered from that sick and twisted life. They call it "gay", but I wasn't gay at all, I was miserable. I can't think of a more miserable way of life.

Some people believe that compassion for homosexuals means approving of their lifestyle, but I thank God that others still have the guts to insist that it's wrong, otherwise I might still be trapped. Every time I hear someone talk approvingly of homosexuality, or see them go along with the idea of "gay rights" it breaks my heart, because I know it's like slamming the escape door on so many. It is especially painful to watch the radical gays manipulate their own parents and relatives into endorsing the gay political agenda.

Though I am 46 years old now, and I left the "gay life" when I was 29, the media "spin" on homosexuality makes me feel that I can't stay silent anymore! It's time for someone who knows the real truth from the "inside" to step forward and tell it like it is. I am just one of many ex-gays in Oregon. Perhaps if I speak up, they will overcome their fears and do likewise.

one of the great confessions

ok well...a while back...last december i started chattin with one of the ladies on this board, and started talking a lot and we had the bright idea of meeting each other. well mid january rolls around and she drives out to meet me for the weekend. it was great we humped like bunnies for 2 days straight, we fucked on my bed, and we fucked in my shower. unfortunately when it came down to it she couldnt give head to save her life. she tugged too hard and she would scrape..a lot...it would take her like 15-20 minutes jsut to get me to cum. other than that the sex was great and we parted our ways and havent rly talked since

Alright, well this isn't as bad for me as it was for the other guy...

When I was like 5ish (give or take a year I was pretty young) I was over at
one of my kindergarten class mates house and we were downstairs with his
sister, and his parents were upstairs.

Well his sister was playing with her hoo-hoo, and then all I remember was he
was like: "wanna touch it" along those lines.. so I did, and he did too...
lol... it was his SISTER... I hope neither of them remember that being so
young.. So basically, I got to 3rd base when I was 5 years old lol.. and I
remember him bein like "eww it's all gooey" or somethin touchin his
fingers... again I was pretty young so don't remember it exactly...

This is a real confesion. Back when I was still in high school, my cousin came to visit and stay. I really thought she was HOT. Even now but not as much. This girl was really hot and was just a little older then me. The first time she came here we slept in the same room together because everyone else was talking in the family room. I felt so horny and I didnt know what to do.

The following months I fantasied about her in a sexual way. I would get turned on when she kissed me in the cheek when she would say bye. I just couldn't stop thinking about her as a sex idol. One time I went to her house and no one was home except me and her. I didn't want to do anything to her. She said that she was going to buy some food at Mcdonalds. I was tired and I told her if I could stay. She said that is okay. I felt horney again and decided to do the unthinkable. I went in her room and checked out her drawers. I was so happy looking at her bra and panties. I saw that on top of her laundry was a bra.

I decided to rub it around my dick. I jerked off and went to the bathroom and relase. I felt awkward afterwards but it just felt so good. I'm 22 now and shes been married for like 3 years. I still do think about her in that way but not as much. People will say it is incest and I agree. But she is just so fine that I can't even help myself.

aznstealthsnake

07-29-2006, 04:06 AM

April 2006 Continued

I got a flat tire tonight and I had big plans so they were basically down the drain. I asked my dad if this one time I could drive his car (he cherishes his car), i promised him I wouldnt drive fast becuase he knows how many tickets i have and just generally how fast i like to go.. anyways, I did about 115 tonight and i gunned it from 0-60 a few times.. I regret it all right now, nothing major just something that i wanted to get off my chest

My girl and I dated for almost a year, we had good sex all the time but she would never go down on me. I'm really sad. Atleast my first girl went down on me like all the time and my 2nd girl went down on me a few times eventhough we only dated for a month.

my ex girlfriend used to go down on me all the time. so i started to hang out with my ex again with my exbuddy and my exbuddy had a thing for her. that time we slept over at my exbuddy's house she was giving me head the whole night. later on they started to date, which i didnt know. but my ex still went down on me and screwed a little that time when we where alone in her room. the whole few months she was in my pants until we stopped hanging out. i only banged her i didnt eat her out though.

real confession:

before my exgirlfriend would always give me head. so we started to hang out again and she sucked it on me just like that. so me and my exgirlfriend went to sleep over at my exbuddy's house in that time my exbuddy had a thing for her. during that night my exgirlfriend went down on me on my exbuddy's bed. so my exbuddy and my exgirlfriend got together and i didnt know about it, but when me and my exgirlfriend were alone in her room, she gave me head and screwed a little. even other times at my house and in the car, she would play with my cock eventhough she was with my exbuddy. during those few months, it was great, all i got was blowjobs and handjob

Ever since my uncle got married, I thought about my new aunt in an sexual way. Whenever I would come over I would look at her and I would get an instant boner. There are some rumors that she is sleeping around/cheating. Should I try to hit it or just play it cool??

i was 16 when i lost my virginity.
i was just chillin with one of my guy friends.
we drank a little alchohol and he took me to his room.
his younger brother was sleeping at the edge of his bed.
we both got into the same bed and started doing it with his bro sleeping like 2 feet away from us.
it's pretty funny now that i think about it...

Me and my sister (blood related) once almost had sex. We were sleeping in bed together after going out partying. I was staying over her place. After maybe an hour of laying there she started rubbing my shoulders. That let me to star playing with her pussy through her clothes and then fingering her. She started giving me a hand job, but quickly stopped. I went to the living room and didn't sleep that night. Left her house early that day before she got up, but I don't think she fell asleep either.

Till this day we never spoke again. She lives in California and I moved to New Jersey and we didn't talk for 6 years now.

My friends girlfriend secretly has a thing for me.. We hook up whenever he isnt around. I feel bad about it because Ive known him since we were younger. She is really hot and she is always down, but Im wondering if I should just end it. She hasnt had sex with him yet but she has with me atleast 30 times

aznstealthsnake

07-29-2006, 04:11 AM

April 2006 Continue

I am addicted to sex. But due to the situation I am in (no sex until marriage), I don't get any. So I've been secretly having sex with escorts on almost a weekly basis, spending $1000 a month. I could be using that to help pay off the mortgage or even have a nicer car than the RSX, but nope. I rather have sex with the hottest women with the nicest faces and perfect bodies for the money. SHIT.

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

lol i just had to post this one

i hit this guy once. i live in a building and he was outside playing loud music at 4am. i was so mad i through an egg at him and it hit him in the eye (he decided to look up for some reason, maybe he heard me open my window)... i never thought that would happen i just tried to scare him i swear. i don't have that kind of aim anyway.

anyway so when i hit him i heard him scream and then i closed my window and hid in my bed. 20 minutes later i saw an ambulance come and take him away.

3 weeks later i see him wearing an eyepatch. this was 5 years ago and since then i see him in my building elevator. he still wears the eyepatch and someone told me he lost his eyeball

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i cheated on my girlfriend over 20x when i was on a company vacation with prostitutes (paid for by company... not officially of course). anyway i was stupid enough not to use my condom a few times and got an STD. when i came back and had sex with my girl i gave her the STD (i didn't know i had it at the time). When we found out I knew I was the one who gave it to her but I was so ashmed I told people she gave it to me and dumped her ass...........

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i used to beat some of my ex girlfriends. i have a bad temper and i choked them and myself during sex

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when i was in 3rd grade i joined a stupid gang that wasn't real but to be initiated we burned a mark into our shoulder using a cigarette. it was the worst pain i ever felt.

but the gang wasn't real. we just thought we were cool.

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i'm a fake and a phony. i am pretty popular on crsx but everything i tell is fake. im like that guy who made up his whole life (wickdmonkey) except im probably alot worse since at least he had the courage to actually admit his wrong. i will deny everything and hate myself for doing so. im a liar.

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i never did it on club rsx but i used to scam people out of their money on ebay. they would send me something worth 20 bucks and I never paid... most of them thought it wasn't worth it to take any action. i resold everything and made alot of $$$

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i hate my life

Since the begining of this year, I've had sex with 20 something girls. I didn't plan for this, though. It's just been really lucky timing, all of the time, I guess. Well the major problem is I actually like one girl, and have for a long time. Before last week, I was at least kissing a new girl everynight. Even if I was just hanging out at a friends house. I'd have bitches hitting me up at all times to come hang out, etc.

It got a little hard to handle. And eventually boring. I just wanted to hang out with the one girl. Well I couldn't stop so I continued and as I type this I am sick and can't even go out to see the girl. Its not a real serious "sick", but its taking me out of the social scene for a couple weeks... because it is pretty contageous.

And just to spice it up, here's an example of stuff that has been happening. My buddies and I would go to the club, get drunk out in the car (not 21), go in the back, and stand around for 5 minutes, scouting the room. Then the games begin.

The best night we went, I got head from a girl in a stall in the VIP bathroom as she was coming out and I was going in. Later I found out her boyfriend was in the club somewhere. I made out with probably 12 girls that night. Girls I knew from before, and some I had just met, that had maybe seen me getting with other girls. And one girl I took out to her car and fucked her on the hood in the parking lot and then inside she rode me for like an hour. Then I just walked away back into the club like it was nothing.

Well last time I went it was kinda slow but I still made out with like 5 girls, and like 2 days later I had a cold, and daily it got worse. At one point I couldn't even get out of bed. But I am getting better now, thankfully.

And when I'm done being sick, I'm done being a jerk. I wanna be with this new girl!

fuck i hate my girlfriend! she never care about how i feel. when i get mad about something she wont even care about me, and when she gets mad i so care about her. fuck it i want to break up

Girl, I hope you understand if you see this.

Why cant my girl friend open up to me, why cant she tell me everything, why does she have to hide stuff from me, i swear i open up and tell her everything. why cant she treat me as a REAL boy friend telling and sharing things with each other. why do i always have to come up with a subject when we talk, why cant you start it sometime. why cant you change.

I went to a friends house once after school. He had just left and he left the front door unlocked.

I thought he was home and went inside. No one was there. I went into his parrents room and took some jewelry and left.

I tried to pawn it and I couldnt cuz I wasnt 18. I had to have one of my other friends pawn for me. I told him I would give him a cut.

We ended up getting $1300 for 3 rings and I gave him $100.

I realized later that the jewelry was probably worth thousands since they dont give shit at those places.

When I was eight years old my family visited some family friends. The grown ups went to play golf-- eighteen holes. They had a daughter, also eight. I guess she had walked in on her parents or something because the next thing I knew we were naked and kissing. She put this big red blanket over us and we cuddled underneath this thing (those big red thick blankets with roses on them--- asian peeps know what I'm talkin' about lol),and she told me to kiss her on her body. I had no idea what the fuck was going on, but I listened to her anyways. She kissed me on my lips, then chest, and then my dick. She told me to do the same. I got to her box and kissed it, then looked at it and thought, hey, that thing looks cute.

I guess that's why I started to think about sex at such a young age. Under age hanky panky FTW!

BTW I didn't lose my virginity 'till I was eighteen.

i drink my own semen after i jerk off because im too lazy to go get a tissue.

the irony is i usually dont get all of it in my mouth because im not very flexible and so i make a bigger mess than if i just got a tissue

and yea i got myself in the eye before. my kids taste ok... warm and tasteless.

im fat and want to lose weight too.

I used to inject cod oil into my muscles to make them look bigger. I only stopped because of the bad press Valentino received but it was too late. One of my biceps needed 2 surgeries and I can't lift anything heavier than 10 lbs with my right arm because of the incision split my bicep into 2 parts and it can barely hold any weight without extremem pain.

I wish valentino came out before i ever started because i pretty much ruined my bodybuilding life. i used to love it. all ruined because i was so stupid.

I used to do A LOT of drugs in college. We went to raves all the time, and went clubbing three times a week at one point. I dropped 380+ tabs of ecstasy in my lifetime. Anyways, I had a friend since I’ve known since junior high school, and he was a square. I insisted that he go with us and take some E. He only dropped like three or four times… but toxins affect people differently from each other.

Now he has an acute muscle-control disorder… he has slurred speech and his hands shake like he has parkinson’s (sp?). His parents hate me and want to kill me. I lost touch with him and haven’t spoken to him in several years.

Whenever I was younger, I would take abusing animals to a whole nother level. I've killed turtles with baseball bats, gunned down baby ducks with BB guns, shot horses and cows with BB guns as well.
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Just recently I poured like half of my cap'n and coke in my sisters fish tank and killed 3/4 of them and she thinks there is something wrong with it so she keeps changing the water :rotfl:
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A couple friends and myself once did a driveby on some guy with paintball guns...multiple times! He was riding his bike along the road and we just kept driving past and lighting his ass up. He would stop and run into the woods whenever he saw us coming but we still got him while he was running away, my friend got out and took his bike and held it outside the car and we threw it out like a mile down the road.
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My friend and I broke into a house that was being built and royally fucked it up. We broke ALL of their windows, kicked down some of the walls, started a fire and burned a section of the house they were working on, threw all their tools and equipment off the roof. They actually had a reward out for whoever was doing it. We never did get caught. We stole a 357 mag and a gold coin out of the house and went to the pawn shop and got 300$ for the coin! we shot the gun a few times and then threw it into a lake
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aznstealthsnake

07-29-2006, 04:14 AM

Yup...im just on April 10 and older

I have no life...I'm the biggest hypocrit earth has ever seen. I've never touched a girl EVER!! The only girls I've seen are the ones on my monitor and yet I have the balls to call anyone a pansy. I do know what my mom's panties smell like though, sometimes I pick one up the floor and sniff it so I know what girls smell like...it smells like piss wtf

This is my deepest secret... The only people who know this are my family, and closest friends.

It has been 7 years since my sex change operation. and I have been living my life as a woman ever since. Most of the people I deal with, and everybody on CRSX, know me as a woman.

Of the hundreds of men I sleep with each year, none of them knows I used to be a man.

I've even slept with at least one member of this board, I think he might have even bragged about it here. He too, thought I was a woman.

The worst part is, most of these men think I'm their one-and-only. Most of the money that pays for my car, my nice things, my house, etc. comes from them. None of them have any idea I'm using them and dozens others for my own gain.

Sometimes I feel like a horrible person, because my whole life is a lie and I lie especially to those I say I "love" (another lie). On the other hand, I was born this way.

I have a couple of fetishes.

The first is underage girls, maybe 14-17. Damn, if I would love to give every one of them a nice creaming! At least, the hot ones. There's few things that turn me on more than the thought of some virgin 15 year old slutting out and taking a fat load of nut on the face!

I also like to pee on girls. None of the girls I've done it to know this, but I pretty much try to piss on every girl I'm with. My favorite is when they say, "Don't get in on my face!" Yeah, right! The face is the best part...

I played base ball once...except we played with a frog as a ball...there were pieces stuck to the bat after the first hit

When i was at a friends house this girl came over and played strip poker with myself and 4 other guys. The married guy met her online one night. My one friend was married the other 3 had girls as well did I. well after all of us getting drunk and her getting naked she wanted us to gang bang her. We all fucked this girl all night taking turns and she loved it cumming on her face mouth doing everything dirty that you can think of to her. bad part she was not cute and she was fat. The next day my girl asked where i was when i came home. I told her a lie and that was that. We ended up splitting up for her cheating on me, karma. We became friends 3 years later after the break up. She asked me if i ever cheated on her one day when we wre talking. And to this day i have not told her that i gang banged a girl when i was with her. But i make her feel bad for cheating on me

So basically for the last 2 years of my life I have been leading a double life. And right about now it’s starting to kill me. My parents and about 90% of the people who I associate with have no idea that I am Bi. For the past 11 months I have had a boyfriend. Most of the people that I know, know me as a very athletic, straight acting, popular ladies man type, but little do they know that when I’m not hanging out with them at the bar or frat houses, I’m usually off at some gay bar getting trashed and flirting. My friends are starting to think that I am lame because I don’t feel like going out with them every Friday night, I tell them its because I have homework to do, such is not the case. I usually go home with the guise of being tired, shower, get dressed and head out to hang out with my gay friends and usually my boyfriend. I have dated girls in the past in-fact my relationship previous to this one was with a very special girl who I dated for almost 3 years. I do not consider myself one of those guys who are on the DL. I HAVE MADE IT A RULE TO NEVER DATE A GIRL AND A GUY AT THE SAME TIME! So I live in a very liberal college town where people are totally accepting of this so why is it that I have such an issue with it? I guess the reason why is that my family is very large and very religious. My mom caught me once looking at porn (a naked man); I saw her go to the downstairs bathroom and cry...she couldn’t look at me for 3 days. I somehow justified it to her, but it happened almost 6 years ago and we never talk about it. It would kill her if she knew, though I kind of think since that has happened, that she might suspect. I know a lot of people see being gay or whatever as a choice, but trust me you have never been there. The same way most of the guys on this forum are sure they are straight is the same way gay people feel about them being gay. And because your lifestyle is not considered wrong or immoral I dare say that you have experienced the level of depression and anxiety that comes with trying to rationalize why you are this way. I know this is starting to sound a little preachy but I just wanted to put my 2 cents in regardless of the ridicule or comments this may receive. This is a great thread idea, and I’m jealous that I didn’t think of it first.

aznstealthsnake

07-29-2006, 04:15 AM

alright guys i just posted MOST of the confessions before April 10th. I just picked some out of the blue that sounded good. I probably skipped a few if not more.

I have a total of 219 confessions

aznstealthsnake

07-29-2006, 04:25 AM

April 11 Confessions

i use to torture small animals by drowning them and smashing them with a sledge hammer.
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i fucked my best friends ex girlfriend about a month after they broke up. he still doesn't know (prob wouldn't care now). Actually now that I think about it, i've fucked two of his ex's haha.
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i masterbate about 3 times a day.
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the corner store next to my house probably lost about $1000 dollars because when i was 12-13 i use to steal from it so much.
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when i got my license i threw garbage at other minorities from my car (i'm a minority) and told them they should kill themselves.
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i stuck my finger up my ass once to see how it felt.
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............. i'll type some more later if i feel like it.

Unlike 90% of the other stories people have sent you this one is true. People know some of this story but not the truth of the story. I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant. When she told me i was crushed and i knew my life would change, but for some strange reason i was excited also. My girlfriend discussed an abortion and i had told her i would never feel right about that. I assumed we agreed not to do that. Well short story is she went and did it behind my back and when i found out i was crushed horribly crushed. I broke up with her right after. I have lost all respect for women after this. They should not even be allowed to make decisions for themselves. While i still fuck them i cant see myself in a relationship for a long long time.

i almost burned down our garage when i was like 11 or 12. there was a small walkway between the back of the garage and the fence, and it always filled with leaves. i got some matches and thought it would be cool to burn them... and burn they did. turned into a bonfire, i was freaking out. the fire was burning up against the back of the garage now, luckily it was stone and not wood (except for the back door). i found an old metal folding chair (dunno why it was there) and just started hitting the fire with it. it eventually died down to the point i could control it and put it out. there was smoke everywhere and the foil layer on some exposed insulation on the door was burned. i got a hose and washed everything away, but the evidence on the door was still there. i think my parents discovered it and asked me if i knew about it and i acted clueless. they have no idea what happened, heh.

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when i was little i used to try to poop in the tub during baths so i could play with it lol.

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i was getting a bj from my gf during a world series game once... it was the worst one ever, she could finish me off. my team lost the game on a game-winning home run and i got so pissed off, i made her stop. i told her it was because of the game, but really she was just really bad and it wasn't enjoyable lol.

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i've hooked up with two girls from clubrsx. only had sex with one, though. the first girl turned out to be a goddamn lunatic, holy shit. i could go into detail but i don't think this free email thing has the memory for it. the other girl is a perfect fit, i wish she would realize it.

This is 100% true.

Once when I was in middle school we were having testing all day so I was able to leave early, around lunchtime. My best friend and I were walking home because we left before the buses started running. It's about an hour walk from the school to where we live. So we're walking along, chatting and enjoying the sun, when I notice an old beat-up Ford truck pass us and wait at the stop sign. I didn't think anything of it (because I hadn't noticed it waiting for us at the sign) and we kept walking. We got up to where the truck was, and the guy inside called out to us. He was young, maybe mid-20s, white, with short hair which was maybe light brown or blonde. He had a map, which he held up for us to see, and began to ask us if we could help him with directions. As we got closer to the truck, he stopped talking and just said:

"Do you like my cock?"

We both look down, for whatever reason, and sure enough the guy is holding his penis, of which only the head is visible over his fist. I look at my best friend and she looks at me, we both roll our eyes and turn around to walk away. As we did this, we hear the truck start to move... toward us! We ran so fast that I thought my legs were going to fall off. We got to where the road ends, and there is a walkway that goes over the freeway, only accessible by foot. We book it down the walk way, knowing that he could only follow us on foot, which more than likely he wouldn't do. There were some other students on the walkway, so we warned them about the guy and headed home.

My best friend and I didn't talk about what happened for a very long time, and we didn't tell our parents. I have told a few of my close friends this story, and even though I sort-of make a joke about it, it really freaked us out.

We never walked home alone after that.

I sell cars and this doesnt need to be kept quiet.. but anyways.. one time i let a customer go to a construction site and offroad with a brand new denali fully loaded.. i was caught when i got back.. it was stil awesome though..

I got my girlfriend a rabbit for her birthday last year.. anyways.. it turned into an ass hole to me and still loved her to death.. when she was on vacation I was supposed to watch it.. so i tried.. i really tried.. but the first time i reached in the cage it bit me... i squeezed the shit out of it and it never bit me again.. it would growl at me but never touched me ever again

when i was once little... i wondered about my sexuality... i did however get to kiss a girl when i was in 4th grade... but alot of my "guy" friends made fun of me... after that i wondered if they wer making fun of me cuz of wat i did, or cuz they wer just jealous...about a week later... i confronted the girl i kissed and asked her if she liked wat happened. she replied "well after kissing sum of the other guys it felt about the same". that, and THATS wen i knew wat i had to do, i went out there and kissed the other guys too... and to tell u the truth... it did feel the same, as a matter of fact, it felt BETTER.

I have worked for a minor league baseball team for 6 years (since I was
16) Every year i have stolen money and every year its a larger amount.
In the past 3 years I have stolen over $16,000, and nobody has ever
known.

I have been with my current GF for the past 2.5 years. We now live
together and share everything. She HATES my ex-girlfriend and always
talks shit about her....well I have been getting BJ's from her for the
past year and I love every minute. Deepthroating FTW !

Whenever I was breaking up with my ex I spit a loogie in her face. I don't regret it at all, the bitch deserved it. I mean, if thats not saying that you think they are the lowest scum on earth, I don't know what is. Even after that I still fucked the bitch too :shakehead

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I think my friends wife is ugly as fuck but I can't say anything to him. He used to date really hot girls, but then knocked this bitch up and got married to this train wreck. I feel really bad for him and I dont' even want to go over and visit him anymore because she's always there.

I have one that can put the poop in the tub to shame. Out of curiousity I once made a hammock out of toilet paper and as i took a shit I let the poop just lay there as the warmth of the the pooper was felt on my buttocks... wtf was i thinking LOL

o man..my computer just froze right when i clicked post then I had the FIREFOX extention when you close the browser it resumes what you were previously looking at.

FIREFOX FTW!!

rokthetruehiphop

07-29-2006, 06:46 PM

oh man keep these going.. its passing time at work so much faster!!

Ahnoldzz

07-29-2006, 07:06 PM

true confession:

i was over my cousin's house on thursday, and i got out of their pool to go rinse the chlorine off me and ended up rubbing one out in her shower to her friend that was over.

TPDuke112

07-29-2006, 07:25 PM

true confession:

i was over my cousin's house on thursday, and i got out of their pool to go rinse the chlorine off me and ended up rubbing one out in her shower to her friend that was over.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

hueman

07-29-2006, 07:28 PM

true confession:

i was over at my friends' place (who has a pool) on thursday, and her cousin (a weird ass dude) was over. well, we hung out in the pool and shit but this dude kept looking at me funny the whole day.. like he was undressing me with his eyes or some weird shit. later he went to her shower to rinse the chlorine off, but he came back looking like his right arm had been through a workout. :noes: and my friend said her bathtub floor felt weird later on.

weirdest part is that's really me in my avy

rokthetruehiphop

07-29-2006, 07:51 PM

ChilliBang

07-29-2006, 08:23 PM

This is my deepest secret... The only people who know this are my family, and closest friends.

It has been 7 years since my sex change operation. and I have been living my life as a woman ever since. Most of the people I deal with, and everybody on CRSX, know me as a woman.

Of the hundreds of men I sleep with each year, none of them knows I used to be a man.

I've even slept with at least one member of this board, I think he might have even bragged about it here. He too, thought I was a woman.

The worst part is, most of these men think I'm their one-and-only. Most of the money that pays for my car, my nice things, my house, etc. comes from them. None of them have any idea I'm using them and dozens others for my own gain.

Sometimes I feel like a horrible person, because my whole life is a lie and I lie especially to those I say I "love" (another lie). On the other hand, I was born this way.

woah... i wonder who it could be. hmm

my confession: (since we're all talking about swimming and shit) me and this girl decided to swim in her pool. her mom and brother went out for something and we decided to shower together and have sex afterwards. it was kinda hot.. then when the time came, i jizzed all over her sheets and well her face. lol. anyways, i went back like few weeks after, and the sheets she had in her room (the one i left my stains on) were on her brother's bed. ROFL. when i asked, she said after the washing her mom decided to just switch. hahahahaha. everytime i'd go over, i'd look at the sheets in her brother's room and chuckle. i know it's clean.. but.. you know. lol.

aznstealthsnake

07-30-2006, 03:05 AM

April 12

i was having sex with this one guy i used to date
and he was a virgin
so i thought he would cum in like 10 minutes
but he went on for like 2-3 hours
i think it was the condom that we used
but he was horrible at the sexing part
i was literally laying there thinking about something else and wondering when the hell he was going to cum
he was just horrible at it
after that experience, i never wanted to have sex again... LOL

QUOTE:
Whenever I was breaking up with my ex I spit a loogie in her face. I don't regret it at all, the bitch deserved it. I mean, if thats not saying that you think they are the lowest scum on earth, I don't know what is. Even after that I still fucked the bitch too

That's two for this confession, might as have taken the words out of my mouth.

When I first got together with my girlfriend I cheated on her all the time, Mostly with girls she hated but it was fun, She asked me how many people i had been with I told her 7 and named the 7 in all reality ive been with over 50 girls. I fucked alot of her ex friends as well.

when I went away for work, i cheated on her 3 times.

I have this problem with fuckin everything that moves.

if I could get away with it I want to fuck her hot ass cousins.

oh yeah I want to fuck 3 of my buddies wives,

and Im attracted to pregnant women i really want to fuck them all the time

I seriously have an excess of 7.5 inches of forskin on my penis. I like to peel it back and smell it and plug it with my thumb. Sometimes I twirl it like a helicopter. I would get circumsized, but I'm having way to much fun.

i take advantage when my gf's piss drunk. we do things she wont let me do whens shes sober. she never remembers any of it.

not saying id ever do it, but id like to kill someone with my bare hands just to see what it feels like.

i think eventually im going to be arrested for a hate crime. when in actuality itll just be me calling that person by the racist name of whatever race they are as i beat the shit out of them. i hate everyone even my own race equally. people fucking suck.

i wish ******* would just die.

Edited for content

1)when i was about 11or 12 i took a shower with my sister.. she was 14 at the time, and uhh you know going through that stage.. That shower was probably one of the longest ones ive ever taken. nothing sexual or anything like that happened, but we thought it was funny as hell. when we got out my mom gave us the o_O look and told us to never do it again. since then we've never talked about it.. but ive got a really close/amazing relationship with my sister

2) one time... i really needed to take a shit.. BAD at school (this was like in kindergarden. and i was so freaking scared to ask the teacher if i could use the restroom.. well... During recess we all went out and the ladies who supervised us always gave us a freaking hassle if we needed to use the bathroom.. anyway, so I hid behind everyone before going out and snuck to the bathroom. it was locked, you couldnt imagien the fear in my face. So somehow i thought of an ingenius idea... I would crap my pants and just take off my underwear and leave it somewhere.

so i did that and stuffed it in the radiator in the stairwell. Afterwards i went outside to play. you couldnt imagine the horror on everyones face when we were walking up the stairwell. everyone was asking wtF was that smell. i just thought that i was einstein for thinking up something like that.

3) roughly the same story but 2 weeks later.. this one was motivated because of the reactions that the first one received.

4) my oldest brother is gay. I will/was/am always love him to death. I dont care that he is. our father doesnt know, we're scared about the future.

aznstealthsnake

07-30-2006, 03:07 AM

April 12

* I've told everyone that I lost my virginity when I was 18 with my second g/f. In reality I lost it when I was 15, with a hooker (about 2 dollars). Did it again the next month with another one.

* I've made girls eat my ass, one time this girl put her finger up my ass, I shat blood for a week.

* with my current g/f I've cheated on her twice. first time on new year's, got too drunk this chick called me, went over to her place, I made her friend give me head right in front of the girl's parents' room. then went up to the chick's room got another b/f and fucked her, 15. I left 15 min afterwards.

The second time was this past saturday, at a friend's apt. the girl in question wanted to fuck my friend, so I told her that in order to practice and make sure she's gonna do it right, she gave me head on the bathroom. 5 min after that, she fucked him.

Back in college, my friend and I fucked this virgin. My friend went first, soon after he came in her, I took her to my bed and fucked her too.

when I was a kid I stole my cousin's toys at a xmas party.

I have cheated on every single one of my girlfriends. I have never met a girl that I never thought of fucking or haven't tried to hook up with.

I have broken the law a couple of times (I may someday explain in detail)

I almost cried when I bitched to the president of my company about my manager.

I have stolen items from stores.
when I was a kid I switched vcr tape stickers so that I could rent porn.

I've been to jail once, spent about a month there til my bail (150,000) was reduced.
I promised one guy in there that I would call in the only friend he had in the world to get him out of jail and I never did.

when i was 17 years old i used to hang out with some friends that were major dopers... all we would do was smoke weed and get drunk. this one day during the afternoon we got lit up, one of us brought up an idea to go trash some houses that were being built a few blocks away. so there were about six of us and we fucked up 4 houses, when we were in there we were punching and kicking through the walls, we got a little crazy and started wrestling each other, we were throwing each other through the walls. my best friend got all stupid and threw his bottle of vodka against the stairs and threw a match on the vodka, the house ended up getting burnt to a crisp

i fucked an underage girl (14) it was the best sex of my life. all pink and fresh just for me. i tore her up and then tore her ass up after. to this day if i think about it i still get a huge hard on

I hooked up with one of the guys from crsx last summer. We met up and we had sex a few times. The sex was alright, he cummed in less than five minutes. I couldn't really give him head without gagging because of all the dick cheese. It was just a two night stand, we really don't talk about it anymore.

Ok so i dont want my identity to come out. but im tom from myspace. im a
millionare and i honestly dont spend much time with the actual web site. i
never have. Im a real car enthusiest and i own a PWP rsx type-s. I love
just being like everyone else on this site. I also have vampire teeth.

aznstealthsnake

07-30-2006, 03:09 AM

April 13

one time i wanted to see if i could fit inside my dogs kennel so i got inside it and closed the door, well when u close the door it locks automatically and the latch to unlock it us off to the side.

well there wasnt anyone home and no way to get out of it, so i sat there stuck inside a fucking kennel for 5 hours. to top it all off my dog sees me inside of it and i think she started laughing she fucking takes a shit right in front of me on the kitchen floor, i threw dog food at her from inside the cage. she just ate it after it hit her.

this is rsxpiiimp you can post this b/c i dont care since im banned, but I have a new screen name. in your face adminz

LOL did i post this in the last thread? o well too late now haha..

so someone earlier posted about a crsx hookup. this girl that gave me head said she was choking on my dick cheeze, well that wasnt really dick cheeze it was from the medication i was taking for my herpes outbreak i had the previous week.

oh and your butthole smelled like doo doo

aznstealthsnake

07-30-2006, 03:13 AM

April 16-17

Where to start..

When I was in grade 3 I got to use my p3nis to touch my neighbours cooter in my play fort in the backyard.

I've done every girl in my neighborhood, 2 of my neighbors, another a block from my house and the girl down the street wants my cock but I won't give it to her (I'm friends with her older brother).

I got my dad to fire one of his employees becausse he was an asshole to me.

I fucked the girl my ex-girlfriend hates the most in the whole wide world. In the elevator, in the car, and while I was dating my ex. I currently have this girls g-string in my closet (spoils of war).

I've had sex in both of my parents cars, at my grandparents place..

Oh, I fucking HATE ********** people. I do have some ******8friends but I fucking hate the average ***** person, when I was in NY this summer I felt like shooting half of the people I saw.

I'm sure I have more.. but meh

Edited For Content

i'm a crsx memeber and this post is not hilarious or anything but just to tell you i been working for the government for a little bit over a year now and they have teenage kids running around spying within the range of 16+ as fbi agents. just thought everyone would know and its reality. oh i already chased back this communication to the source and destroyed it so i can't be identified or tracked down by my own government.

i recently made a thread asking a question about cops in a prostitute situation saying i saw it on tv on a suposed show called cops. I am lying i got arrested for homosexual prostitution and i still believe the cop was entraping me. and yes idbftw

I am 36 years olds and I work for small company doing I/T. I surf crsx all day and I have probably masturbated to over 300 avatars at work. I masturbate almost every hour to the hot babe thread. Thanks to all members who post really big pics.

aznstealthsnake

08-02-2006, 03:55 AM

Lack of updates from me huh? Well i just been busy doing nothing and I didn't check the inbox for a while anyways this is the NEW ones

I like to fist my ass. I put on a latex glove, so that it slides in better & use plenty of lube. I can only really get 4 fingers in, but I'm working on the streching so that I can get the whole hand in.

ok it was only one with a bunch of unfiltered spam

aznstealthsnake

08-03-2006, 08:30 PM

lol confessions died

aznstealthsnake

08-03-2006, 08:38 PM

APRIL 18-22

lets see......

i pee in the shower.
i sit when i pee.
I once roundhouse kicked chuck norris.

my bf lied to me a few years ago and I haven't been able to forget about it. everyone thinks he's perfect but I dont have the heart to tell them what he put me though.

When I mastubate, I found out from an old girlfriend who used to shove her fingers in my ass that the climax can be ridiculous, I meanmake you dizzy awesome, so I tried doing it myself but the angle is difficult. So When I jerk off I grab anything I can and shove it up my ass, Pens, fork spoon handles butter knife handles broom handles, the plunger if im in the bathroom, whatever I can get to fit up my ass, because if I press right it will rub ont he vein going to my cock and the cum is fuckin awesome
as a matter of fact I just jerked off now to ******, and ******* pic on crsx and I used this Bic Pen right here and I had to clean off my computer desk

there i said it I love it when things are shove up my ass before I cum

Also Im not gay so fuck you faggots for immediately thinking im gay.

ohyeah fuck yo couch n word

lol that confession is classic

When I’m by myself I often talk to myself. I used to be eccentric but now I feel I’m becoming a complete nut. I’ve lived by myself for seven years now, and I think it’s taking its toll. I have a lot of good friends and had some cool girlfriends but at the end of the day you still come home to an empty apartment. Now these are long drawn out conversations between me and an imaginary person. I think since I’m a pretty talkative person I have to keep talking (momentum maybe?) even when I’m alone. Thank God for the internet and crsx. At least I can talk to people thousands of miles away.

it all started with a gust of wind blowing through my hair
i felt that the gust of wind represented my longing desire for something more
i couldnt quite figure out what it is that i was put here to do
then i saw a rainbow over the hills in the clouded city of neplumen
the arches rose high
i journeyed 5 months to get to the top of the mountain
there i found the meaning of life
i also lost my virginity to a small mountain boy
his body resembled that of a rhino
a rhino in heat
yet he was as graceful as a cheetah
then i licked him like a cheeto

lol who was the pothead that sent me that? it was on 420 LOL

when i go to the mens room, i go in the stall because i dont want everyone
to know how small my penis is.

..................

im 25 and i still pee in the shower

I'm such an asshole, sometimes whenever I go to a bathroom in a public place I piss on things I shouldn't cuz it's funny. Instead of going in a stall and going in the toilet I'll piss all over the toilet haha. I don't know why but it makes me feel good knowing that somebody is getting paid min wage to clean up my piss off the floor :rotfl:

This is kind of wierd but here it goes...

So, this doe died in my yard, and when I realized she wasn't alive I went out to go try to move her out of my yard. Well, when I got up to her I started looking at her anatomy.... Well, to make a long story short I am a virgin and I had sex with the deer.

I know this is pretty fucked up, but at least now I know what a vagina feels like right?
:finger:

I think she was it heat BTW. She was wet before I got there, and it smelled all "musky" after I was done...

aznstealthsnake

08-03-2006, 08:41 PM

aPRIL 23-25

I always fantasized about fucking my sister.... Insest turns me on...

Maybe that's cuz I don't have a sister LOL

the real reason i hate walmart? i got their 1.99 makeover kit and became the hideous fat stuipid ******* resembling bitch i am now

This is really bad, looking back I can't believe I did it.

I was at my friend's girlfriend's house, with him and her and a friend of hers who apparently was attracted to me. The four of us were in the pool (one of those 2-foot-tall galvanized swimming pools) that they had for their toddler (he was asleep by this time). Anyways, we smoked a bit of weed, my buddy and his girl started getting physical in the pool, and the other girl started getting close to me and kissing, etc. AND THEN....

I suddenly had to piss, really bad. Now by this time I was pretty stoned, plus I had a bit of a hard-on from this chick rubbing on me and shit. So needless to say, I didn't want to get out to go piss. So... I just went in the pool. With this chick sitting right next to me, holding each other. And it was one of the longest pisses I've ever taken, like when you've had a LOT to drink. It was so much I was afraid one of them would smell it or something. But they didn't! I got away with it. Not my finest hour, let me tell you.

So I sent my cousin a messege because she called and talked shit to my
Sister. I dont know why. I just told her to mind her own business. I dont
know what her deal is, because my Sister and I didnt do anything to her.

Then she sends me a message talking all this shit. She said she helps me. I
lol'ed. She didnt help me with shit. Then she calls me a spoiled brat.
Hahahahaa. She got a Mercedes when she turned 16, a 100K 16th birthday
party. She then has her own place with her Sister in Venice beach. Her
parents pay for EVERYTHING, and I mean everything. She then calls me lazy.
She cant drive fucking 30mins to school. She has to get her own place.
Atleast her Sister moved out and got a job, but her parents stilled paid for
everything.

She talks to me like she knows me. You know nothing about me, why should I
tell you anything, you would prob blackmail me.

Then on top of that, I hate stupid people. What the fuck is wrong with you,
are you too fucking dumb to spell a simple fucking word. Then I hate fat
people. Get off your fat ass and go for a job, bitch.

Then I hate how black people play the race card.

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!

When I was younger I hated my babysitter's son, kid was a little bitch to me and my sister. He was probably only 5 or 6 and I was around 10 or 11. One day I took one of my sisters toys and smeared a piece of shit on it. I gave it to him and told him it was chocolate and the motherfucker ate it. Still makes me queezy to this day.

I have had my dog lick my balls while jerking off.

I beat off in a room in my old high school and just left the splooge on the floor for the janitors to clean up.

I broke into my friends house in highschool, we thought he had stole my other friends shit. Ends up he did, we took it back and he never said anything about it.

I fucked my ex's best friend when she came to pick her up at the end of the semester.

MichaelJr1186

08-03-2006, 08:53 PM

we need more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cobra commander

08-03-2006, 09:11 PM

one time i wanted to see if i could fit inside my dogs kennel so i got inside it and closed the door, well when u close the door it locks automatically and the latch to unlock it us off to the side.

well there wasnt anyone home and no way to get out of it, so i sat there stuck inside a fucking kennel for 5 hours. to top it all off my dog sees me inside of it and i think she started laughing she fucking takes a shit right in front of me on the kitchen floor, i threw dog food at her from inside the cage. she just ate it after it hit her. April 16-17

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: FTW x 10000000

*wipes tear from eye*

na_rsx

08-03-2006, 09:18 PM

any new ones

aznstealthsnake

08-04-2006, 02:41 AM

one time, i was walking to the liquor store to buy me a 40oz. when all of sudden the cops stop me, and started beating me with their sticks. then i was like *yo wat da fuk krackas, i wuz jus snappin' mah fanguz"

newest one

Lloyd Christmas

08-04-2006, 02:50 AM

hahahah

08-04-2006, 02:52 AM

LOL at dog story.

aznstealthsnake

08-04-2006, 01:47 PM

April Confessions

My credit is fucked up because I co-signed for a friend who in return screwed me over. Everything I own has to be put under my husbands name. not only does this affect my credit, but it affects me on a personal level. I think about this a couple of times a day, and I regret not listening to him when he told me not to co-sign. This is a life altering mistake that I wish I could go back and correct.

This one took me a while, I just thought of it.

Alright so for a about a year and a half I was fucking this girl, at first I liked her a lot, but as time went on I started to dislike her more and more, to the point where I really hated her, but I was still fucking her... Shit was fucked up, I could go on forever, but that's not the point of this confession. Suffice it to say she was an alcoholic and did dumb alcoholic shit.

So a bunch of times when she was passed out drunk (I probably did this like 4 or 5 times), I guess because I was starting to hate her and shit) I got all horny and decided to cum on her face. Each time I ended up blasting all over her face and basically covering it. Since she was passed out drunk, she didn't wake up, and slept the whole night with an entire load of my cum all over her face and neck (and in her hair!). The next morning when she woke up, she'd go, "Why does my face feel so wierd?" LOL!!!

aznstealthsnake

08-04-2006, 01:48 PM

May 1st - MAy 5th

when i was younger(around 8), i used to always get nrbs(no reason boners) when getting a haircut. :(

my first time having sex wa
s a bad one because i couldn't cum. the girl was like so self concious after cause she had thoguht she did a bad job but in reality she was awesome, so i kept trying to tell her that its ok it'll be better next time and that next time ill cum forsure..the reason i couldnt cum was cuz i jacked off a total of 8 times that day + the day before so by the time we did it, i had no man juice left :( she still thinks shes real bad in bed to this day

when i was about 9 or 10 years old i was really made at one of my friends for something I don;t remember what anymore. well i slept over at her house and after her and her grandmother went to sleep i took her pet mouse out of it's cage and started playing with it. i got really rough and was throwing it up in the air and i missed catching it once or twice and it fell to the floor. It died the next day after i left, and for the last 13-14 years I have felt so bad about it. Now i'm an animal rights activist to help stop people like me.

I used to shit in my underwear when i was a kid i liked the way it felt... goddamn im a sick mofo.

when i was in the fourth grade, i once got really into swings, back then, since my school only had 3 of them, and kids were all waiting for it, so i line up like a good kid as well, but then, once i needed to take a piss, but if i left to the washroom, i had to go to the back of the line again, so i took a piss in front of everybody, after that, the kid on the swing ran away and i enjoyed the swing for the entire lunch break, fuck yea

when i was grade seven, i wanted to have sex with this girl name Janet, cuz she was so mother fucking hot, and at that year, fortunately, we had a camping trip...obviously, guys and gals are separeted into different places, so I sneaked out during the night, and i went inside her room, and i SERIOUSLY touched and felt every bit of her, but she was too shy to yell for help, and she was quite scared, so she didnt do shit, and i touched her breast and stuff, it was great, nobody ever found out, and she doesnt dare telling anyone anyway..

When i was in my eigth grade, I once hid inside the girl's washroom's lockers with my friend to check out girl's body, and turned out I didnt find it that special, cuz all the girls who came in were fucking ugly

I drugged a hot ass jap girl before, and I almost raped her, but of course i didnt, all i did was pop my cock in her mouth and fisted her pussy..

For the past few months, I've been masturbating to a different person and by
different, of course, I mean not the typical hot blonde or brunette model.
The person I'm referring to is my cousin, who is either my 3rd or 4th
cousin, I don't remember which.

She is 12 right now and a few years ago, I was up in her play room one day
and I was leaning up against a bookcase and she was sitting up against a
table. And from where I was sitting and the way her shorts ended up, I had a
clear shot of her pussy. I won't ever forget that day. But she is the one I
turn to when I'm masturbating in the shower. I just think of her and bust
like no other.

One time me and my gf were at her house and heard her parents leave, so we started doin stuff in her room, pretty loud too. When we were done, we walk out to the living room and find her dad sitting there wathcing tv this whole time, I guess it was just her mom who left. I dont think he knew or heard anything because he was pretty old, in his 80's. But ever since, shes paranoid

nothing that im ashamed of....ever since i was in fourth grade, girls all wanted me pretty bad, not because im good looking, not because im intelligent, but simiply because my dad owns. My dad owns a company that has multiple stores in Japan, China, Korea and Hong Kong. In other words, im fucking rich. so girls all want me bad, but the thing is i dont get too much allowance, cuz he believes that if im such a baller at youth, im gonna turn out into a mofo of some sort when i grow older.
so, u might ask why do girls stilll want me so bad, its because my dad doesnt know how to spend money, he saves it up and i get to spend it for him (get money through my mom), so yea, i own, and I pretty much fucked every girl that i had in high school.

I like girls that lick my armpits and asshole, i buy them Gucci bags for doing that multiple times, fuck yea

I once told my teacher that hes a poor ass

aznstealthsnake

08-04-2006, 01:52 PM

MAy 6 -MAy 16

Classic fucked up confession

I live in a middle-upper class suburban neighbourhood. Back in highschool we used to have this one really poor kid who was always outcasted. I've never been to this poor kid's house, but all my other friends who have been say its an absolute shithole.

This kid was so poor that his parents made him pay rent. Anyways, I noticed that this kid never ate during school, at lunch he would always mooch off other people asking for fruits and shit that we would have usually tossed away.

One day, he actually brought a lunch. I was in a pissed off mood though, cause I had just bought an oz of really shitty weed the other night. So I decided to take my anger out on him. I rounded up the rest of the guys on the team, and we took his lunch and flushed it down the toilet. The face he made was priceless, but I didn't give a shit at the time, I was such an asshole.

To make matters worse, at the end of the day I took bags and his books. His school boooks, I put in some random locker and I kicked in the locker so that it was behind the hinges (so you couldn't open it). He would have to find a janitor to peel the locker off the hinges. This caused him to not only be hungry, but to miss his bus home too and he'd have to wait for the next (i'm assuming he's too poor to call a cab).

His bag, I took, and as me and my buddy drove out in our cars, I started throwing random shit out of it every 100 metres so I left all his shit scattered around town. I figured this would give him something to do while he waited for his bus, run around town collecting his stuff.

I've done alot of things that I regret, but this is NOT one of them. I hate this kid so much, and I don't even know why. He's never done anything to me, or said anythign to me. I remember him trying to greet me once in my sophmore year, but I didn't take it and tried shoving him in a locker. What a faggot, I hope a bus runs over him.

when i was 16 years old my friend would always stay at my house in the summer time. at one point we were acting gay. so he was at my house and we started asking how big our "thingy's" were. then after a few days we wanted to see each others dick. so one night we made a stupid excuse and played truth or dare and dared each other to show our "thingys". his was so small. and when he saw mine he said "damn! yours looks like a sausage". then a couple days later he was at my house and we were going to go crash out for the night then he pulls my shorts down and said he was going to "stick it in me" i was like ohh, ok. so he put his little cocktail winnie in my booty and i though it felt good. i liked the winnie. when i tried to do him he seemed like he wanted to cry because i was too big. one day i was on the phone with my girlfriend from back then and he was over at the same time. he started fucking me. i whisperd to him "stick it in" while i was on the phone. my girlfriend said " what are you doing? you sound wierd" i was like im just here. well my friend started doing me harder and it started to make a slapping noise. so a few days later she broke up with me without saying why, lol , i know why. this other time i was at his place and we were playing playstation. we were both sitting on the floor, he stood up and started to hump my face with his boxers on.

a few moments later his brother walked in and my friend jumped away fast. his brother said " what the hell are ya'll doing, it smells like cheese in here" even my dad almost caught us one time, i was riding him in my room and my dad knocked on my door. i know he herd the jingles of our belts as we put our pant on and i answer the door. he says "whats going on in here?" i was like, we just hanging out.. i think all three of them knew what was up. awww man i was such a fag ! that was my only queer experience.

EDited - MAKE SOME PARAGRAPHS

While on a trip with my church's youth group, I lost my virginity to another member of the church in a hotel room, with other people in the room asleep

In in middle school years i when over to this girls house and we started messing around. She started to feel me up so I did the same. After awhile I was fingering her. Her pussy felt extra slimy, when I took my fingers out I noticed they had yellow and red crap on them. I was like WTF is is? She looked all embarrased and said that she began her period. I dont think I have ever heard of a girl having yellow and red come out of their taco during their rag. I told my bestfriend about what happened, and he ended up telling so many people. It got around the school fast and from that point everyone started making fun of her, during lunch guys would ask her for mustard for their burgers and ketchup for their fries. I felt pretty bad because everyone put her down the rest of that school year and no guys wanted her either.

The anonymous e-mail didn't seem to work so here goes the same one from one
of my email accounts.

When I was 17 I took some time off from my summer job to visit an ex-gf who
had just moved to Florida. I had stayed for four days and really made a
reconnection with this girl. During the entire relationship we really
didn't do much at all, however in just a few short days of seeing each other
again I was finger-banging her.

I returned to work, and was told that I was suspended for 3 days; due to
past tardiness. The 3 days combined with my 2 off days gave me time for a
return trip to Florida. With both our parents approval I flew down to
Florida again. It was pretty much a continuation of my first visit, a lot
of 3rd base. However I guess she got bored and wanted to have sex for the
first time. So before I left back home to Texas, I banged her. Upon
arriving home I had this certain ego boost, I had just taken this chicks
virginity and didn't have to see her or ever talk to her again if I didn't
want to.

So I go back to work for a couple days, then my parents inform me about some
trip they want to take with my brother and I, as soon as the get back from
their anniversary vacation. I requested time off from work, however it was
denied; so I quit. With my parents out of town and nothing to do, a friend
an I get the idea to just drive to Florida from Texas. Well we finally got
down to Florida, but the transmission was killed in Tallahassee and I had to
call the chicks parents to come pick my friend and I up. My friends parents
put her on a bus home, and my parents told me to stay until the car was
fixed and then drive it home myself. So my third time down there it's like
a sex-fest every afternoon with this girl, but slowly the sex started to
become boring. This chick would do some kind of mandatory summer volunteer
work during the day while her dad was away at work. I had to sit around all
day and wait for this chick to come home, by the time she would though her
dad would be minutes from the house and the sex was always rushed, we rarely
had sex while the dad was at home, the mom however didn't seem to care or
notice. So one day while the chick is out doing her volunteer work I'm just
relaxing in the pool area with a wine cooler (yeah a wine cooler), so I'm
sitting in the hot tub when her MILF of a mom just comes out walking in a
leopard print thong bikini. I don't remember exactly how it started but the
mom and I just started kissing and messing around in the hot tub. Next
thing I know we're going like rabbits on her husbands bed. This would go on
for a couple more days before my parents just told me to fly home and wait
for the car to be fixed. Once again I returned home with an ego boost. I
had screwed both this chick and her mom, sometimes both in the same day.

Well I'm only home in Texas for a few days before I have to go to Florida
once again. I was really dreading the trip down there, I didn't know how I
could face the girl, she didn't know or anything, I just felt kinda bad.
Nonetheless I went down there to pick up the car and I stayed in Florida for
2 or 3 days. This, my last time down there went pretty quick. I never once
had sex with the chick the fourth time down there, in fact I don't think we
messed around a whole lot either. This time, I was down there entirely for
the MILF. The MILF sex was great, this 41 year old had a lot to teach me,
not to mention a pretty wild imagination as well. It's now been three years
and since then I haven't talked to the chick or her mother.

I had a meeting to attend that was about 30 miles away from where I live. I didn't want to get stuck in traffic so I figured I'd go ahead and carpool, so I left with my brother to work. He dropped me off too early for the meeting so I decided to walk around the area. Then it struck me.

I had to take a massive shit.

The only place available was a Ralph's Supermarket. So I walked in there and headed towards the restroom. The janitor was still there so I just waited for him to leave. Once he did, I began to do my business.

I layered down 5-7 toilet seat covers, and dropped a nice wad of toilet paper in the toilet to prevent the dreaded "splash" from TehPoop. Now that everything was all safe, I began to do my thing. I swear, the greatest shit I've taken in the past month. Felt so great. Once I was done, I flushed.

Or so I thought I flushed.

The damn thing didn't make any sound. It didn't budge. My giant pile of shit was sitting there on top of the toilet paper. I under estimated the toilet paper to toilet water ratio. No water. A huge pile of shit. And a toilet that refused to budge. I tried to flush, but stopped trying when the thought of shit-splash came to mind if it did manage to go down...it wouldn't have been pretty.

So I washed my hands and got the fuck outta there. Attended my meeting and about half-way through the thought of someone seeing that toilet made me laugh out loud and everyone stared at me for a few minutes wondering if I had my mind.

Today, was a great day.

aznstealthsnake

08-04-2006, 01:54 PM

May 17

I was bored so I went on AIM when a friend IM'ed me and told me to go in his chatroom. I thought it was stupid and I did not bother to chat with them. I just IM'ed some of my other friends until it got boring. I clicked the chatroom window and saw a few girls screen names. I saved them all onto my Buddy List and logged off of the Chatroom and the internet. The next 2 days, I IM'ed one of them because I found out some of them are girls I already knew. I pretended that I had no idea how i had her on my Buddy List and we both started talking.

I found out that she only lives 8 miles away from me. We talked about random stuff in a week. Then the next week, she gave me her phone number and I called her to see how she sounds like. She sounds good and then we were talking about sex position and i made her horny everyday. I cannot recall how we both started talking about sex position and sex in general. It just happened.

Thursday night, I told her that I have an Aloha Rally on Friday and she asked when was it. I told her its after 1PM. We started talking about sex again and I got fed up of making her horny everyday and I asked her if i could come over to her house on Friday at lunch. I did not want to go to the Aloha Rally anyways. She said I could and she would just ditch school tomorrow since it is friday. Then it hit me, my friends arranged a BarBeque party at my friends house during the Aloha Rally. I could not just ditch them like that since I am a noticable person. They would know if i was not there and such. I got off the phone with her at midnight and just thought about her the whole time.

Friday, I was excited and I could not wait for 4 hours until i get out of class. During break time, I was with my friends in the schools career center and they were talking about the barbeque party trying to get it organized and when to leave school. I tried not to talk to them so that I do not get noticed. but, like I said, i get noticed easily and they asked me what I was gonna bring, I made a quick answer told them I am going to bring chips. They said okay and we all drove to my friends house. I drove slow so that I can get away but they drove slow with me too. I called the girl while i was driving and told her I am going to be there late and she said that is fine.

When we got to the other city, I quickly went to my house to get some chips and I went over to my friends house. Only one of my friends was there and I told him to take the chips inside and he just sat in my car. I told him I need to go some where real quick and he said,"let me go with you then?" I told him that it is going to take long. He asked,"Where are you going?" I could not think of anything else and i got mad because he kept on asking me questions. I told him out of my mind that I am going to TOYS R US to get a rare toy. I laughed in my head because that came out of no where. He said,"O, I can go with you." I was like, I'll never get rid of this guy!! I told him I'll give you a dollar if you get out of my car so I can go by myself. He said,"SURE!! Give me a dollar and do a burnout." I told him it was a deal and gave him a dollar and he got out of my car. I did the quick burn out and drove like a maniac to her house!!

to be continued...

Continued from the last one

PART 2

When I got to her house, my heart started to beat faster and faster. I told myself to man up and approached her door. I rang the door bell and ran like a pussy. I was in front of her garage waiting until she opens it. I called her to see what is she doing and she said that she is about to open the door. When she opened the door, i said hi and walked inside and saw her wearing a robe that is blue with yellow rubber duckies. In my head I was like whoa, she knows wussup. We both sat on the couch watched a little T.V. and I was scared to do something to her because I did not want to feel rejected. As we watched and talked for 5 minutes, she kissed me and I my heart starts to beat fast again. I knew I was going to get it easy so I asked her if i could see her body and she said sure and undid her robe. I was amazed and I quickly grabbed her boobs and rubbed her pussy. I told her lets go to her room.

When we got to her room, I did not like the height of her bed. I was hoping it was lower. I wanted to bang her on the corner of her bed, but I cannot reach that high up. And I am 6ft tall. I sat on her bed, she laid down and I fingered her. I just wanted to experiment and fitted 3 fingers. Looking at her just made me pop a boner quickly. I wanted to eat her pussy just for fun but I do not know her history so I did not bother going down on her. She told me to lay down and she started unbuttoning my pants and took out my penis and started sucking on it. Felt so good , that I wanted to put it in her so badly. I got my condom out of my wallet and tried to put it on. She went down stairs while I was trying to put on and while i was trying to put it on, i keep getting scared if her parents pop out of no where and arrest me or something. I just kept on thinking negative stuff until she came back. When I saw my penis, It was not in the BONER MODE. She just looked at it and started sucking on it again. But I kept on thinking about what happens if this is all a setup since it was so easy to get with her. I was day dreaming and I was not in the mood to have sex anymore so I told her I had to go.

When I got back to my friends barbeque party, everyone was watching American pie. I forgot which one they were watching, but they were for sure watching it. I sat on the couch just thinking about what happened and they were asking me what took you so long. (remember I got to her house around 1PM and got back to my friends house 5PM.) I told them I was in line for the rare toy from TOYS R US. They asked me where is it, and I told them it is at home and they just keep asking questions. It started to get annoying. Well, we went outside and talk about cars, girls, and random stuff, and while they were talking I called one of my friend that was not there and told him i did this and that to this girl and I told him i'll call him back to give him details. It got late and we all went home. I started to talk to the girl and she said next time we will do it. I said yeah for sure.

Saturday and Sunday, I talked to a different girl and I wanted to get to know her and I did the same technique to see if I can get to talk to her. I found out she lives a minute away from me. but yeah, she had a boyfriend though so I stopped talking to her like that.

Monday, I hear everyone saying WTF?! you fingered a girl!?!, You got sucked up?!?!?! and all these questions. I was wondering how the hell did everyone know. And I remember late Friday that i called one of my friend and I asked him at school if he told and he told a big mouth friend of ours. He told the whole damn school!! I was hoping my cousin does not hear from any of them. She would beat my ass if she hears about it. I said fuck it and I just let the day go by hearing everyone talking about me. It was intense. Like i said, I am a person that they notice alot. So by the end of the day, everyone knows what happened by now.

I go home and I tell her that everyone knows what happened at my school. I know that she will get mad if she knew it came from me, so I asked her if she told anyone just to get her off track. Then she panics and tells me that her boyfriend might find out. I got all tense and froze after i heard boyfriend. I asked her how would he know? She simply told me that he goes to my school. MUTHA FAWKER!!! I asked her who is your boyfriend and I asked around on AIM and on the phone just to find out who is her boyfriend. I found out that the big mouth friend is a friend of his. I asked my big mouth friend what is his AIM. He started to ask why and he calculated it in head or something and knew right away that it is his friends girlfriend that i messed with. He told him that "someone" cheated on your girl. And I feel like shiet left and right. I do not know what to do at this very moment. I just only wished I never told my friend what happened. I did not know he was going to tell a big mouth person.

During that day, I get an IM. I answered it and it was the boyfriend. He asked me if I know anyone that messed with his girlfriend. I played dumb and asked him who is your girlfriend. He said her name and I said I do not know her. I told him that sucks that your girl cheated on you. He then talks to his girlfriend and asks questions and she gave up the ghost and admitted that she cheated on "someone." I needed to vent so I IM'ed the girl I was talking to on Saturday and Sunday. She told me that she felt bad for her friend because someone cheated on him. I was like OMFG!! She knows too!!! I played along with her too so I told her that sucks to hear.

I could not take it anymore so I told the boyfriend I was the one that messed with your girl. He said you did?!?!? I got to know him well and we were becoming friends, but now I think he hates me alot. He signed off on AIM and came back 10 minutes later. He told me he wants to see me tomorrow.

Tuesday, I did not give a flying fuck and I just wanted to get it over with. When I saw him in real life, that MOFO was fawking huge!! He looks black and part asian. He was about 6'3" and 268lbs. I was 6' and 160lbs. That is almost 100lbs heavier then me. I told him lets end this now and he said he would not do that to me. I told him why not? You can sock me in the face right now and I'll let it slide. He said,"nah, your cool, i would not do that to you." I felt much better after i hear that. After school I went on AIM and found out the two broked up and I blocked her SN so i won't talk to her again. He IM'ed me and asked what did i do to her and I told him everything since the big guy said he would not do anything. Later that night, I get a IM that was threatening. The boyfriend was still on AIM and i got a different Message from someone else. They told me to meet his whole crew in front of the Career center and I was like fawk. It's over for me. I didn't give a flying fawk so i told they at lunch I will be there.

I told my korean friend about it and she made me stay calm and such. We were just making fun of the situation of tomorrow since I am going to get a beat down. She said she'll get my back and i just laughed at her.

Wednesday, I met up with my korean friend and I think started to like me. She borrowed my phone and left her phone number in my phone book. I told her to stick with me during lunch and she did. When we both went in front of the career center i told her you can go. I'll just do it myself. She just watches from out of the career center as i waited. I told her that they pussied out and she laughed and when i turned around and went back to where I was, I saw the boyfriend and a few of his buddies. They were so huge I got scared. I just listened to what my friend told me to just stay calm and they were like, wheres your homies at right now? I told them I'm going to do this on my own. I told him we can do one on one but not a group on one. I didn't care if this guy was bigger then me. I just wanted to get it over with. Once we got it arranged, one of the friend pushed me hard and I was like fawk. I'm into some serious shiet. Then the boyfriend swings at me and misses. I did not want to move until he actually hits me. When he did that fake punch everyone laughed and said I looked scared and they were just fawking with me. I said,"WTF!? thats it? your not going to do anything?" They said,"nah, just dont do that again. You just got lucky that you messed with him(the boyfriend)." I guess that talking with him in the begining helped paid off.

So yeah, I felt better then ever after that happened. The Boyfriend turned out to be a friend of mines and I wanted more pussy so I started to talk to this hawt girl which I will talk about in my next story. So yeah, Don't ever mess with someone elses girlfriend especially if the boyfriend is twice your size.

during winter break a couple years ago, i spotted the hottest girl ever. well anyways, i found out that she was going to colorodo for the week with her family. by finding out her last name i was able to track down where she lived. anyway, the day she left i went to her house at night and started walking around. she lives in a small neighborhood and the houses are really far apart. i walked to the back of her house and into her pool area. just for fun i checked to see if any of their doors were open. as i checked each door, i saw that one of the kitchen windows was unlocked, so i opened it and went in. oh buddy, i felt like i was in heaven. my heart was racing and i was nervous as hell.

so i strolled around her house just chilling. her house was damn big so i must have spent a good 30 minutes in the dark finding my way around. alas i finally found her room. by this time my cock was pretty hard because i couldn't believe i was in the room of the hottest girl i had ever seen. so i went over to her underwear drawer and had a fiesta. boy did those panties smell good. i looked around and found a pile of her purses so i grabbed one and started stuffing some thongs inside. i looked around some more and found her laundry basket! wow! so i opened that and found more and more thongs and undergarments! by this time i was sweating and shaking because i was afraid someone might catch me, but i realized it was late and her family was gone so i calmed down a bit. anyway, i stuffed the purse with some more thongs and then headed for her bathroom. in there i looked through her shit and found a damn dildo. this was fucking nuts. anyway, so i dropped my pants and started whacking it. when i finished, i put the last drop of semen on her toothbrush and left feeling satisfied. once that was all over, i left the house and went on my merry way.

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aznstealthsnake

08-04-2006, 01:57 PM

MAy 18-21

There is this one girl that I have known for years and recently started liking. Well over the past year or so i have been assholish to her and "lost her respect" twice. Well I am recovering from the second time now and i feel like a complete dick. I think i really hurt her this last time because she thought about what i had done for a few days then i

told her the truth and she was sad. Her friend bitched me out. She isn't very hot but I really like her and she looks hotter as I start liking her more. The problem is, she hates touching, therefore...hates sex. I am debating going after this other girl that i almost got in a relationship a year ago with because i can get it from her, but we really don't have the connection, emotionally.

so here is the question, think with my dick or my heart? lolol maybe girl #1 will come around?

also for the second confession that you sick bastards will like. I once got a 17 year old girl that i had never met to commit to sleeping with me when i was 16. It was over the phone and online. She sent me pictures and i was like, damn she's hot. Well it turned out she was hotter, but she didn't really talk much person to person, however over the phone she wouldn't stop talking. Well I ended up having sex with her almost daily for a month or so then she got a bf. We kept on having sex, just not as often, she got pregnant. I had no idea who's it was and i split. I heard from the girl that introduced me to her that she had an abortion. To this day i still can't let it get past me that it coulda been my kid. However, im pro abortion, so i don't really care, all i know is i made that guy pay for a whole abortion when she said she had only slept with him twice, so it prolly was my kid. well im only college age now and it turns out we both go to the same college and i see her every now and then and ignore her. ain't that a bitch

i've been dying to get this off my chest. i feel so bad.

my first ever serious relationship, i cheated on her. i really think i loved this girl. but i cheated on her.

when we broke up i told her. she started crying. i hate to see her cry so i told her i made it up because i was so sad over the break up that maybe i would get over it faster if she hated me.

so i lied to her. then i told her the truth. then i told her the truth was a lie.

i'm horrible. i still love her. sort of. :\

I LOVE the taste of boogers and mucas. Seriously, no kidding. I pick that shit and eat it every chance I get.

When I was 17 I used to cockblock my friend all the time. He could have hooked up with 6 or 7 girls senior year, but me and his brother would always find a way to stop him. The only play he ended up getting was a bj from a softmore girl. He said she sucked at it too, and he couldn't even finish. She kept scraping him with her teeth. In retrospect, I shoulda let him cause after we got out of high school, he ended up getting blown by some dude we all knew. We all quit hanging out after that.

When I was 14 I knew one of my friends login and password to aol and went on a porn spree. A cataloge to some hardcore site got sent to his house and his parents flipped out on him. I never told him, hehe sorry bobo!

From the guy who brought you post #450 (Poor kid lunch down the toilet). Here are a couple more confessions, however, I actually did feel guilty (after having a good laugh of course).

1) I was bored/high in the school washroom about to take a piss when I suddenly heard a small wet fart. This was my last year of highschool, so I wanted to leave my mark. I quickly scanned the washroom, and noticed that the room was deserted with the exception of the farting faggot and myself. So I quickly took the stall beside him, and pissed in a waterbottle. I then uncapped the waterbottle, extended my arm upward, and started pouring in down in the stall beside me (on the kid shitting on the toilet). I heard a frantic scrambled of feet, along with moans of complains (although I never did make the words out because of my hysterical laughter) and I quickly ran out before he got a chance to find out who I was.

2) I had a recent breakup with the local highschool town bicycle (surprise surprise). She had given me her locker combination during our short term relationship, which I remembered for this event. In the student parking lot, I had accidentally run over a squirrel (can you say roadkill). So I scrapped up its remains, and I put it on her locker on top of all her books. I suffered a 3 day suspension for this, but it was well worth it.

3) During my first week at university, I noticed this blind kid walking around school. Back then, we were forming new social circles and getting a just for everyone's personality. The guys I was chilling with (who also happened to be on the varsity football team with me), were all trying to outdo each other with adventures and whatnot. Training camp had brought us pretty close, so I realized that these were also a group of pranksters.

I noticed a blind kid walking around school with his cane and I marvelled in fascination. Then, it hit me like a light bulb. It was like divine inspiration. I quickly ran over to him, took his walking cane, and I did a javeline throw onto the roof of a building. Needless to say it generated a lot of stars, but no one had the balls/guts to do anything about it. Everyone just stood in shock, talk about having a useless/unhelpful society these days.

A couple days later, we had just finished a workout and were coming out of the gym. We saw a kid in a wheelchair making his way up the ramp towards the entrance. He was halfway up, so with the guys rooting for me back there I quickly ran over to him. I started pushing him up (towards the entrance). The kid thanked me for my kindness, explaining how he was a first year...and he hasn't really gotten a chance of getting around....Everything was so knew to him. He was late for submitting some bullshit forms before the deadline (which was in like 5-10 minutes). So this deed of mine was greatly appreciated!

As soon as I was a few metres from the top of the ramp, I quickly turned the wheel chair around....and pushed him all the way down towards the start of the ramp and further down to the middle of the road. He would have to go all the way up the ramp once again (and this ain't no small ramp....this would be quite the feat). Hahaha, sucker wasn't even expecting it....he was in shock during the whole process, kid was speechless.
But, the expression on his face.....just PRICELESS!

I cheated on my GF with a MILF. My GF and I went to separate colleges and are now in a long distance relationship. After living on campus for 2 years, I moved into my own apartment. My neighbor 2 doors down is a 55 year old Filipina MILF (looks like an semi-older version of pornstar, Nautica Thorn) that lives with her two sons (one of which just left for college, the other is about to graduate). She'd always make subtle passes at me the first few times we met. One day, after just coming home from surfing, she asks me if I could fix her laptop problem.

I have nothing but cargo shorts on and didnt bother putting on a shirt because it was too hot, and I like showing off my physique. While trying to figure out what was wrong with her laptop, we have a few beers. I'm a light drinker and get super buzzed off of 2 shots of vodka. I had 4 Coors. Ended up getting incredibly hot and red patches began appearing on my body (must've been the asian half of the genes in me). She decides to cool me down by bringing me a cool wet cloth and wiping me down. She stops at my waste and asks me if I needed to be cooled off down there and said something about it not being a big deal because she's a mother and some other stuff that I don't remember. In my drunken state, I say ok. My shorts are down and my cock is hard as a rock. She's flattered. She begins wiping. Next thing I know she's licking, I'm getting blown, and then we fuck. Now we're fuck buddies. I'm still with my GF btw, and hopefully she'll never know about this. BTW, the problem with her laptop was that her battery died.

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aznstealthsnake

08-04-2006, 01:59 PM

May Confessions

My confession may be confusing so you need some background.

This girl liked my brother and wanted him really bad but of what i heard, he did not. Also, before the girl liked him she used to talk to me really slutty and turn me on and what not, so being me i wanted something out of it.

so later on when my brother was blowing her off i was driving around one night, being bored, so i decided to give her a call. The girl picked her phone up and sounded horny (you know the soft tone) she told me to pick her up, so i did.

we were driving around and she tried to kiss me so i followed through. As we kissed she found her way to my dick and pulled it out while i was driving. To be on the safe side and so noone saw my dick, we found an empty parkinglot and you can guess what happened then.

As shit went on when we were close to being done we heard voices and there was a gang outside of my car by their car, but not watching us, she got scared and put her pants back on... thankfully we just got done and i had to clean my mess up.

i got into the drivers seat the people looked at me and began walking to me, i started my car and drove away and still today my brother is clueless.

one night I was heading to work and already 5 minutes late. I see this one chick eyeing me on the road, smiling wickedly hard at me. she asks me how old i am, I say I'm 18, and she pulls out her huge tits and asks me, "can you handle these?"

So we both pull over to a hotel parking lot. I go to her on the passenger side and she feels my chest, evidently likes it hairy. There were two chicks in the car and they said theyre lesbians. I asked how old they were and they said 26 and 27. the chick that flashed me asked me to lick her tits and I then made out for like a second. She gives me my first blowjob ever and it felt like cloud 9. I get into their backseat and her lesbian partner finishes the job.

btw: I never had a girlfriend before and never had sex. this is something i only know about and somehow i dont feel any regrets.

I know who put the craigslist posting up and gave out qkslvrtypes phone number. I won't tell you who or why. But it's not what you think. You'd laugh if you knew the truth, though i assume you never will.

^ LOL i remember that ... hey did they ever find out who it was???

aznstealthsnake

08-09-2006, 04:10 AM

lol this thread is rly dead

dan_nguyen

08-09-2006, 04:12 AM

Werd

CarLo

08-17-2006, 02:55 AM

haha yeah, mines back up there.

aznstealthsnake

08-17-2006, 03:00 AM

lol back from the dead!! ..i think im going to add some more old ones

Boost_inthebox

08-17-2006, 04:34 AM

lol good reads. lol @ all the milf fucking

aznstealthsnake

08-17-2006, 03:53 PM

** NEW CONFESSIONS**

This would be nice to get off my chest, nobody knows about it, no one...big secret

Okay So I have been with my gf for 9 years... everything is great between us..... Lately the past 3-4 months I have for some reason started meeting all these girls online.... So as of right now...and this is no joke...I have 9 Online gfs... and by online gf I mean someone who reallu f-ing loves me.. and well I say I love you too!! lol..... I just meet these girls and they fall in love with me, as stupid as it sounds its true... so now its to the point where my day is f-ing maddess... call girl 1 @10am... call girl 2@ 12.. call girl 8@3... text girl 4 in an hour.... etc... and on top of all that Im doin behind my gf's back. and she already caught one text from one of these girls... but I said it was a wrong number haha. Im an ass haha. But it has to end.. gettin outta control.. Im actually in love with 2 of these girls and we plan to meet shortly.. Im in canada.. and one is in the states, other, other other side of canada... and now Im all f'd up cause I do love these 2 girls. lol I got myself in a real mess... 9 Girls that are in love wit you, is a bit much.

cool..online player

Okay, I have a couple that I'll tell for now.

First of all, I have cousins that I only once a year and I've only seen them
twice in my life so far. I have about 6 or 7 of them and there are a couple
that are around my age, a girl and a guy. Well, last time, the first time, I
saw them, I was kinda attracted to the girl that was around my age. I know,
she's my cousin, but it could've been worse since it was my first time seeing her
in my whole life. She doesn't bear any resemblance to me either. Well, not much
happened last year, I provoked a hug the night I left and I was happy with that.
I saw them earlier this summer and you know how girls will get their friends to tell
you that they like you? My younger cousins came up to me and told me that she really
loves me and they were all giggling and went back to their room. I was in the living
room with my aunts and uncles so I just smiled and said ok in a jokingly sarcastic way.
Let me first add that I don't look anything like I did last year. This year I have 20lbs
of muscle added onto myself since last year and I wore better clothing. Well, a couple of
days later, we were all waiting in the food court at the mall and she was sitting right next
to me with two of my younger cousins, girls, on the seat next to her and they were playing
around. Then they start speaking to eachother in another language I don't really understand
and then one of my younger cousins asks me if I love her. I say, yes, and then she asks me
if I think she's beautiful, I say, yes, again. Then, not much happens later, we just eat
and leave. Later though, I look at her left wrist because I thought I saw something and I
just had to keep looking. You know what I saw? Scars, from her cutting herself. I couldn't
believe it when I saw it. They looked a little old, so maybe it was a one time thing. They weren't there last year. I didn't get a chance to say anything
because her and her mom left before I could. That was the last time I saw her. I know her
family knows. I know she's my cousin and she cut herself, but I'd fuck her.

When I was young in kindergarten, we had show and tell and there were three each day. The
three things were left on the teachers desk overnight and I remember how I often stayed after
until everyone left and took the toys. I don't have a memory of when happened the next day though.

I was at one of my best friend's house and he was talking to her cousin on AIM. I was watching
and then later that night, I wanted to talk to her too so I got her sn because I wrote it down.
I also jumped in on their conversation while I was at his house so I wasn't a complete stranger.
Well, we got to talking. Did I mention she lives across the country? So, we talk to eachother
like boyfriend and girlfriend. A few weeks later, she mentions that she met someone and now has
a real boyfriend. I was real pissed, so I pretty much stopped talking to her. Well, that coming
summer, my best friend was going to go visit her and his dad asked me if I wanted to go too since
we got a real deal on tickets. So, I go down there with him. Well, it's all cool and stuff, but
at night I slept right next to her on the floor. I was on the end and my best friend was on the
other side of her. We got to kissing and I felt her up. She wouldn't let me feel the pussy though
and she kept saying that it tickled everytime I touched it. Well, we kissed a lot and we did this
every night til I left. The last night I was there, she was playin around with her cousin, you know,
pushin eachother around and slappin eachother and stuff before we went to sleep. It was dark and you
couldn't really see much. My best friend and I had switched places and he was on the end this time.
Well, I grabbed her hand while she was playin' around and then I put it on my hard dick. She started
giving me a hand job WHILE my best friend was still awake and they were laughing etc. Then not too long
after, we all fell asleep. I didn't though and while she was asleep, I felt her pussy. I then jacked off
after not having so for 2 weeks. I came in my hand so it wouldn't get all over the sheets and there was so
much of it. I washed my hand off in the bathroom and that was it.

lol @ cousin story...o well the majority of crsx would do their cousins anyways

wheebz

08-17-2006, 04:33 PM

Ive had that happen too where this chick gave me a handjob under the covers of a blanket while there were other people in the room that we were talking to at the same time.

Fanatik

08-17-2006, 04:39 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: FTW x 10000000

*wipes tear from eye*
omfg this had me laughing so hard

Fanatik

08-17-2006, 04:41 PM

:thumbsup: April Confessions

omfg

Jay_

08-17-2006, 05:50 PM

So who is the female CRSX member that cant suck a dick?

Boost_inthebox

08-17-2006, 06:18 PM

lol @ all the cousin and milf fucking

rsxmacktypeS

08-18-2006, 11:27 AM

Gotta bump this.. these are fuckin gold... I want more!!

invincibleartist

08-18-2006, 03:28 PM

OMG...this is some GOOD reading.

roger2016

08-18-2006, 04:37 PM

It really is good reading. GIVE US MORE.

In_Like_Flynn

08-22-2006, 11:02 PM

i've been reading this stuff for about 2 hours. one of the best crsx threads ever!! i have a couple to add but i don't have the time now to write them, i'll probably email them this weekend :thumbsup:.

aznstealthsnake

08-23-2006, 12:23 AM

damn i havn't updated or checked the email in a while..ill be sure to post up some old ones

aznstealthsnake

08-23-2006, 05:00 PM

June1st - 7th Confessions

so i was chillin at my gfs house one day waiting for her to get out of the shower. her sister who is younger was walking around the house in a pair of the smallest shorts ive ever seen. she had a tight white top on and no bra. shes got big tits, bigger than her sisters. anyway so shes walking around and sees me in my gfs room on the bed. i know she likes me cuz whenever im over there shes always coming onto me and my gf is too stupid to notice it. anyway so she comes into the room and sits next to me. we were just talking about bs and she asks me if my gf is the one in the shower and i said yea. we can both hear the shower from the bedroom. shes tells me, she will be in there for a while, lets pass the time. she starts crawling on all fours up the bed over my body. she then got up to my face and sat up like straddling me. i was so turned on cuz this girl is hot and her nipples were poking through her shirt like they were staring at me. i can see up her shorts now that her legs are spread over my crotch. she leaned over and kissed me almost like she was trying to find something she lost in my throat with her tongue. i was really turned on now. she took her shirt off and grabbed my hands and put them on her boobs. instictivly i sat up and started to lick her boobs and kiss her neck. the next thing i know she's undoing my pants

oop, class is ending. i'll finish it after lunch

oh and i had to register to use this gay site the login and password are both crsx

I find peeing on myself erotic. Sometimes when I have to piss, I'll jump in the shower, let it run on me, then whack it for the hell of it, then clean up. I have a video of two girls peeing on each other and occasionally whack it while watching that video.

I thought of a major confession, but there's no way I'll tell it, even in the thread all this goes into.

I find public nudity a turn on.

hey bro, here's some more to save your thread:

my friend has a 2nd house in VA and when i was down there last (last summer) i took a shower one day and was so horny i busted a nut while in the shower. i kept it a secret from her until a week ago and she just laughed and went "eww gross". not really a confession but funny nonetheless.

there have been two times that i've been really horny while i was home alone. and i went into my mother's hamper and took a whiff of her panties. then i returned to my pron and busted.

all i can think of are sexual confessions. strange. lol

a long time ago, i was home alone (haha) and of course was horny and needed to whack it. i came into my mouth to see what it would taste like. i ran into the bathroom, spit it into the toilet, and took a few pumps of handsoap into my mouth with hot water swished for about 5 minutes. then brushed my teeth twice.

occasionally, i've masturbated with the help of my ass. i just took my middle finger and got it right up there. fun going in, weird and sometimes smelly coming out.

even before the "a long time ago" confession, i wanted to see how my pee pee would taste like. i drank a lot of water and waited til i had to pee. i made sure it was as clear as i could get it, then had a taste. it was different, but i wouldn't do it again.

enjoy. :spin:

last week i was at my friends house and it was me him and his girlfriend. i always made fun of him because he is 23 and she was only 16. deep inside i kind of thought she was fucking hott for a 16 year old; she had a really nice ass and some great looking boobies for her age. that day we were there he forgot that he had to work that day (dumbass), so his employer calls him and tells him to get his ass down there now. so he was freaking out and gets ready, he asked if i could take his gf home. i was like sure why not. so he took off and we both got in my car and drove off about 5 minutes after that. when we left towards her place she tells me that she doesnt want to go home yet. so i asked her if she wanted to go eat. while we were at hong pau's (restruant) a conversation came up about cheating. she asked me if i ever cheated on my girlfriend and i said no. then she said she never cheated on ******** before, but it would be exciting to try it without getting caught. i was like ooookay, so what are you getting at? well after all that we left the restruant and started heading back to her place.

when we got there she says: hey do you want to come inside and hang out with me to pass the time? we were in the living room watching a movie and then she brings up the whole cheating subject again. then i said: ******** isnt pleasing you like he should or what? she tells me: nope, why dont you see if you can do it right for me. i said : yea right quit fucking around. so she pulls off her bra from under her shirt and throws it on me and says : you want me or not? so we start kissing and feeling up on each other and she pulls out my cockasaurus and goes down on me; and i must say that that girl can sure suck a dick . i felt so fucking good. so i take off her pants and see that she is wearing a sexy ass pink and purple thong. this bitch was fawking hot. i took her shirt off and her boobs were perfectly round with light brown nips. so i lay her down on the floor and she grabs my dick and puts it right on top of her pussy and says: you better not bring this up to anybody cause i dont want this getting back to ******** ... so i go inside of her with her thong still on. it felt so good, she was so tight and really wet. she was screaming pretty loud and at one point she tells me: take it out! take it out! so as i pulled out her pussy starts squirting and it got all over me. i was like ohh shieeet wtf! she had this huge smile from ear to ear and pulls me back toward her and says fuck me! we were probably going at it for a good 30 minutes and she says she want my cum all in her mouth, so she sucks me off again and i unloaded everything in her mouth, she even fucking swallowed. that was probably the best sex i have ever had. fuck that shit with her being so young, im 20 years old so i dont think that is too bad. well after all that we never brought it up and played everything cool; i just hope ******** never finds out because we are good friends.

This is true too. One time I was dating this girl...and I was sleeping over at her house before we went on a trip.

We were all sleeping in the same room with her cousins. We started getting freaky when they fell asleep. She wanted me to give it to her idb...but I didn't have any lube. It wasn't going to go in without it... but I did have hair gel.

So we used that for lube lol. Her cousins didn't wake up at all. It was great. Good times.

I've had a really big crush this girl I use to work with. She not incredibly hot, but definately GF/marriage material, a good girl. Problem is I'm already married & my wife & her are friends. She's not the typr to be the other woman.

I'm scared of the dentist & Havent been to one in almost 20 yrs.
My teeth are rotting & my mouth smells like shit. I'm so scared

i was with this chick i'm "friends with benefits" with at this party and i drove her there and was her ride back. well she was getting pretty hammered and well, i wanted to fuck and it was getting late. she was already hinting me that she wanted it so i was whispering to her i wanted her to blow me on the way home and i wanted her to swallow it, she smiled and said sure, she never swallowed before so i was like wow sweet. well on the way home she did the deed but i wasn't done with the drunk bitch. brought her back to my place and started going at it and she never took it idb, but guess what, good ol' alcohol and it was great, and she said it hurted but it felt great, so we continued til i was done. then i fell asleep.

aznstealthsnake

08-23-2006, 05:03 PM

June 8-9

I like things in my ass. I'm not gay, I dont like guys, just anal.

I always have. My GF doesnt know. I've even gone out & bought 2 dildoes to do myself with.

I first bought a small one, but then that wasnt enuf & I bought a big black one. Now that were living together I have to keep them hidden & live in fear of her finding my dildo collection.

I wrote this great story about how I hooked up with this girl behind my girlfriends back but for some reason the old fucking email system didnt send it I guess.

Anyways...here it is again: Two weeks ago my girl went back home after graduation. I went out partying with the boys and rocked out VIP style. We went to my buddies party

and got yayed up, drank a bunch of beers and got nice and shitfaced. Well there was this chick there with an amazing ass, Im talking unnatural white girl ass, I couldnt

get my eyes off of it, I just had to have it. Well her and I were parnters for a few games of beerpong and she is all over me. We end up taking a cab back with her friend and my roomate.

My buddy gets her friend in his room and Im wasted and figure wtf lets do this. I grabbed her and started making out with her, I felt the spins coming on so I threw her down to bed.

A few minutes later I had her pants undone and I had my hands all over that fine piece of behind. She was wearing a sexy little thong and a tube top now and nothing else. I started kissing

her all over and quickly had the top off and her rubbing my dick.

It was a small miracle I was even able to get it up with all the drugs and booze I injested. I started rubbing her pussy and her thong was getting soaked with her juices.

I slipped my fingers onto her pussy and started rubbing her, nice and shaved box ready to be fucked. After a few more minutes of making out, she started going down on me getting me ready

to go. I pulled her thong off, slapped that hotass and grabbed a condom. The bitch put it on with her mouth, now thats some talent, ladies take note! I slammed my dick right into her

and fucked her like I was going to jail. That ass was meant to be fucked, just the right amount of jiggle and no cottage cheese. I banged her out for almost an hour thanks to the white pony,

and when I felt like my heart was about to give out we stopped. She made the hottest little moaning and groaning noises of pleasure and had this sexual smirk on her face the whole time.

She was loving every minute of it and must have came at least a half dozen times. Right before she would come she'd put her hands on the wall and start pushing herself into me harder

and harder each time.

The next morning I woke up with her next to me and I had a raging hardon. I started rubbing her pussy again and she started getting wet. She must have been a heavy sleeper because she didnt

wake up until I slipped my fingers in and and started fucking her slowly with my hand. I turned her out again until she was so sore she couldnt take it anymore. It was probably some of the best

sex I ever had, it felt so scandalous yet so hot at the same time. I don't feel bad about it either because I dont have a ring on my finger and I would regret not doing it for the rest of my life

This was just like the other confession about cheating. It happened a few months ago while I was with my girlfriend. One day i met this girl on myspace and we started talking. My girlfriend found out and she knew I would text her. I have met up with her twice. The first time was at the mall and we saw a movie. She grabbed my hand and i really enjoyed the time. I got closer to her and I kissed her. It felt really good because of her soft lips and warm touch. After the movie , we went to a nearby park where you can see the ocean. My girlfriend kept calling me but i didn't pick it up and I sat next to the girl. We talked about so many random things and my arms were around her. I dropped her off with a kiss and headed home. I came back and went to my girlfriend's house and she never thought about me cheating on her.

In the next few days the girl kept texting me naughty messages. I can tell she wanted to have sex and I wanted to go for it. One night I went to visit her. I took her around in downtown and chilled at a starbucks just talking. We had a good night just walking around looking at the view and enjoying the atmoshpere.She had a camera and we took pictures but later on I deleted them because this would be evidence and bite me back. I enjoyed being with this girl because she was fun. We acted like we were together and I made sure the area I went to was a place where no one i knew or my girlfriend anyone would be. It was fun just chilling with her. It was already 12:30AM and I wanted to bone this chick. I asked her if she drinks. She said yes and wouldn't mind drinking with me. Luckly I had some alcohol in my room because at this hour I had no one to buy it for me becaise I was underaged. It was traffic on the way back home but we were having a great time talking in the car and listening to music.

I dropped by a 24hour groccery store to get some chaser. I also bought some Mcdonalds to feed her . We got to my house and it was late. I gave her some drinks and we started to drink up. I was tipsy and she just drank a little bit. I could tell she was just a little sober but at the part of being tipsy. I was actually on CRSX while we were drinking because there was nothing to do. It surprised me because I don't normally go on.

I was getting a little horney and I can tell she was too. I wasn't going to make a move yet because I was tyring to get her more drunk. I didn't need to because she was already a horney slut. She licked my ear and I found it really hot. She grabbed my arm and took me to my bed. At this point I was really tipsy and horney. I dropped the drink I was holding on the floor by accident but I could careless since I was tipsy. She was seducing me and I was just all smiling. She took off my pants and started to suck my dick. She was amazing and it was the best blowjob I had so far. I don't know but I really enjoyed that. She stopped and I took off her pants and I saw a nice shave. I was to horney and just took a risk so I ate her out. I made her skeet skeet and by the time I was soft. I told her I was soft and she started to suck it again. I can't belive how good it was. She put the condom on and I started to put it in her wet pussy. I fucked her and that was the best fuck I had. We did it for about an hour until I blasted my soldiers out. I slept next to her and we woke up in the morning.

Once I dropped her off we started to talk less and less.

I had the best sex that night and my girlfriend never found out. Sometimes I feel bad and I do regret it but at the same time I had some really good sex.

I swear i cannnot go out a night anymore with a friend that is a girl. everytime I try to, I end up thinking in my head that i want to bang her before the night ends. Last night i went out with my friend who is my girlfriend's cousin. We are really nice and I was hitting on her. I know it's wrong but i just can't help it. we were hanging out and my girlfriend was already at home sleeping. So many things went in my mind that I wanted to bang her. I hate feeling like that because I end up thinking all about it. It's really stupid because it felt like a date. We ate at a resturant because her two friends were couples. I felt as if i was dating her. I can make a good conversatoin with her and I can't even look her straight in the eye becacuse I felt awkward because I'm treating her like a date instead of a friend. She paid for the bill and we all just walked around and had some fun. It was time for me to drop her off so I do but before that, we talked in the car in front of her house. We spent a while talking and I'm being honest. I really wanted to get a kiss from her. I couldn't because the fact it was my girlfriend's cousin. I just can't help it but think about last night over and over.I wonder if she feels the same but doesn't show it. I can't take it anymore. I really want to see how she felt last night. If only there was a way to read minds. I really got along with this girl but maybe shes just treating me as a friend.

aznstealthsnake

08-23-2006, 05:04 PM

thats all ima post today...the more we bump the thread the more confessions we get

Lloyd Christmas

08-24-2006, 09:56 PM

I arent no robort

someone come clean.. who said that

Zdrade

08-25-2006, 12:16 AM

does anybody remember the post about the guy who was talking about his masturbation technique and one time during his masturbation seession his parents in law walk in on him on his climax or whatever?

it was posted pretty long time ago

anyway i think it was the funniest story ive ever seen on here, the details were funny as hell haha

dan_nguyen

08-25-2006, 12:16 AM

^ From the SRT forums?

Zdrade

08-25-2006, 12:21 AM

^ From the SRT forums?
whats that?

In_Like_Flynn

08-25-2006, 02:21 AM

my favorite one so far is the one where the dude locks himself in a dog cage and the dog takes a dump right in front of the door and he has to smell it for about six hours :tonguegri:.

dan_nguyen

08-25-2006, 03:33 AM

whats that?
Some guy jacks off when his dad and dad's girlfriend walks in on them. He then posted it on the forums, which attracted thousands of views

Professor Awesome

08-25-2006, 11:15 AM

the real reason i hate walmart? i got their 1.99 makeover kit and became the hideous fat stuipid ******* resembling bitch i am now
omg this one had me fucking rollin :rotfl:

roger2016

08-25-2006, 11:19 AM

omg this one had me fucking rollin :rotfl:

hmmmm. I wonder who that is :rolleyes: :laughing:

Dr. RSXPiiimP

08-25-2006, 11:25 AM

when i was about 9 or 10 years old i was really made at one of my friends for something I don;t remember what anymore. well i slept over at her house and after her and her grandmother went to sleep i took her pet mouse out of it's cage and started playing with it. i got really rough and was throwing it up in the air and i missed catching it once or twice and it fell to the floor. It died the next day after i left, and for the last 13-14 years I have felt so bad about it. Now i'm an animal rights activist to help stop people like me.

OMFG :rotfl:

Professor Awesome

08-25-2006, 11:35 AM

hmmmm. I wonder who that is :rolleyes: :laughing:if your insinuating i posted it, your wrong. but its funny as fuck anyways.

aznstealthsnake

08-26-2006, 02:55 PM

NEW CONFESSION!!.. i didn't read the whole thing so if anyone finds a part that shouldn't be posted PM me asap. lol ..ill end up reading it later.. I just split it in paragraphs since the person didn't use it

i was on the swim team at my high school. the boys and girls teams practiced at the same time in the same pool. we had a small team but a lot of good swimmers so we were put in lanes by our skill level instead of dividing the boys/girls teams. of about 15 girls on the team, about 10 of them were at least moderately attractive, if not totally hott. i mean, one of the girls was the homecoming queen and one or two of the others were on the homecoming court. tone, muscular, and wearing tight, wet swim suits. for a 15 year old boy, swim practice was as much exercise for the eyes as it was for the rest of the body. there were many times during my high school years when i would get a boner before we got in the pool, that was pretty hard to hide in my speedo. well anyway, the girls and boys locker rooms were right next to each other, kind of like this: ___I___,

where the horizontal line is the back wall and the vertical line is the wall that divided the two rooms. the locker rooms were the same but exact opposite in layout. the showers and toilets were closest to the dividing wall and the dressing area on the far side of the dividing wall. in the boys locker room was a very small service door. we never really paid attention to it until the lock that was on the door was gone. as teenage boys, curiosity got the better of us and we started looking around. inside the service door was a small tunnel (about 3 feet wide) where all of the pipes for the toilets, sinks, and showers ran into the wall and hooked into the main water pipe.

this tunnel was directly behind the back wall and we wondered how far down it went. so we went in for a look. at the other end was something i'll never forget......the girls locker room. where the pipes would go into/out of the wall was some open space around the pipe. think of a 4 inch hole for a 3 inch pipe. we could see around the pipe directly into the girls locker room!! into the dressing area. into the showers. and yes, even into the toilets. there wasn't just one peep hole, but about 20. we watched the girls stand around butt naked just talking to each other. we watched them take showers in groups (there were only about four showers so they would get in groups of 3-4).

all soapy and wet. we would even watch them sit down and piss, even take a shit. when they were sitting on the toilet their ass would be less than a foot from our face. it was at the toilets where i saw the best part of it all. being on the swim team the girls would have to keep their bushes well trimmed. well, i looked through a hole and saw the girl who was the homecoming queen standing there totally naked, legs partially spread, her foot up on the toilet seat, shaving that sweet little virgin pussy. i doubt this girl had even been fingered at this point, she was pretty uptight about guys. that picture brings a slight chub to my pants even now.

some of the girls would even be naked while brushing their teeth (we had morning practice before school) and we could look directly at their pussies as they stood in front of the sink. imagine a room of 15 athletic, slender, butt naked girls there for your viewing pleasure. hell, even the ugly ones had nice bodies!! sneaking into 'the tunnel', as we called it, went on for about 2 months. we were mad as hell when we showed up to practice one day to find a big pad lock on the door. our dream had ended but nobody ever got caught or got in trouble. we kept a pretty tight routine on the tunnel; two of us would go in for about five minutes then come back out so two others could go in. it was just too small for a group of horny, teenage boys to go in a larger group. the tunnel was cold, dark, wet, it stunk, and was filled with dust and spider webs, but the light coming from the girls locker room at the other end guided us through it all. i promise that every word in this story is true, it really happened, and from time to time i still think back to those days and wish i could go there again.

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when i was about 18yo me and my friends would go to a big rock quarry late at night when it was closed. there was a gate on a side road that had a big chain on it but it was just wrapped around the pole without a lock. this place was pretty big, probably about 1.5 square miles. we would go there because we were bored and knew that we shouldn't be inside the quarry past the gate. we would run up and down these big mounds of sand or roll big rocks over the edge of the cliff just to hear it roll down and smash into the ground. the cliff that we rolled stuff off of was probably about 150-200ft deep.

well, we went there about three times or so and were starting to get bored with the place, so one night when we were there (about 5 of us) we decided to look around a bit more. we came across a full-size bulldozer. we climbed up on it just kinda checked it out cause we knew it was bad ass and could tear down a house in about ten minutes. one of my friends who was there worked at a warehouse and drove a fork lift. he got into the cab of the bulldozer and found out it had the keys in the ignition.

i guess the operators of the quarry didn't think anyone would ever break in and steal it so there was no need to hide the keys. so my friend turned the key and switched on the battery. since he drove a fork lift he kinda knew how to operate big machinery. he started to lift the big front blade up and down, which impressed everybody. so we cheered him on and asked him what else he could do. so he played with the buttons and fired up this big dozer. he started moving it in in a circular motion, but only about 25ft back and forth, not in a full circle.

we thought it would be cool to drive it around a little bit, so he did. he drove it about 100 yards or so, running over big rocks so we could watch them crush. after a few minutes one of my friends said to watch out and don't drive it off the cliff-- even though we were a safe distance from the cliff (this place was away from town and was pitch black at night). then we came up with an evil idea. we were pranksters and had done a lot of stupid shit over the years, but this would top it all. my friend turned the bulldozer so it was facing the huge pit. at this point my friend started having second thoughts but we were laughing and kept trying to talk him into it.

he finally gave in to us. he started the dozer rolling toward the pit and hopped off of it, leaving it rolling with no one driving it. it was moving pretty slow but at this point it was too late to stop it, no one was gonna try to jump up on the moving tracks and get into the cab to switch it off. it slowly rolled up to the 175ft cliff and eventually............right over the edge!! it made a little bit of noise as it scraped on the side on the way down but when this big fuckin' thing hit the bottom, BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! believe me, when 50 tons of steel gets smashed it makes one hell of a noise!!! at first we just stood there, not believing what we had just done.

we looked at each other but no one was laughing, or even smiling. then at the exact same moment, all of us turned and bolted for the car. we hauled ass all the way back and drove off. nobody really said anything besides "holy shit, holy shit, what the fuck!!!!!" we went back to our friends place and everyone got into their cars and drove home. we didn't talk about it or bring it up for weeks. finally one of us brought it up and we discussed what we had done. we swore to never tell anyone because we knew that getting caught would mean jail time. i'm not sure of the price of one of those things but i know they can easily reach $200,000+. needless to say we never went back to the rock quarry.

Lloyd Christmas

08-27-2006, 02:35 PM

fuck ya, two awesome confessions

Dr. RSXPiiimP

08-27-2006, 02:40 PM

lmao peeping toms :rotfl:

Dr. RSXPiiimP

08-27-2006, 02:44 PM

omfg they destroyed the bulldozer.. i would've loved to see the look on the contruction workers faces when they came in the next morning :rotfl: :rotfl:

Duttyshotta9

08-27-2006, 07:19 PM

damn destroying a bulldozer is pretty bad. lol

roger2016

08-27-2006, 07:48 PM

if your insinuating i posted it, your wrong. but its funny as fuck anyways.

Definitely wasn't point a finger at you :) . I was just remembering how Fb had a "Why you shouldn't shop at walmart" link in her profile and it led to this long ass pdf file.

aznstealthsnake

08-29-2006, 02:17 AM

NEW CONFESSION AGAIN!!! FTW!!

I hate my cousin. She brags about her spoiled kid so much that i just want to kick the kid. One time she thought I called one of her friends a whore which i didn't and she got mad. All she said was that if i was to call someone a whore it would be her. So i told her that your a fucking whore. She didn't react. she probably is a fucking whorre. I would not mind fucking my cousin because shes a fucking whore. Her kid is so fucking spoiled. I can't imagine him growing up since he is just like 3 years old right now. He would probably be that stupid 16 year old with a bmw spoiled and my cousin would brag even more.

I called her a slut a long time ago and she got so mad like she was a slut. She is just so irritating that I can pull my hair out. shes a slut and whore. crsx leg humpers dont ask for pics. Her boobs are too big and she had curves but now shes becoming a fat slut whore.

pics of whore slut cousin?...damnit im a leg humper

dan_nguyen

08-29-2006, 02:21 AM

:rotfl: Fucking peeping toms :rotfl: Destroying a bulldozer? That's badass :thumbsup:

Skunk2K20

08-29-2006, 02:23 AM

NEW CONFESSION AGAIN!!! FTW!!

pics of whore slut cousin?...damnit im a leg humper

246532

BashX

08-29-2006, 02:39 AM

my favorite one so far is the one where the dude locks himself in a dog cage and the dog takes a dump right in front of the door and he has to smell it for about six hours :tonguegri:.

that one was fake and i know who wrote it

aznstealthsnake

08-29-2006, 06:18 PM

lol i just read the bulldozer one !! haha ghost ride the bull dozer!!

aznstealthsnake

08-31-2006, 05:33 PM

no polls here

arizonarsx

08-31-2006, 06:17 PM

no polls here
keep it that way... these fagmos are ruining chris dye's lounge.

aznstealthsnake

09-07-2006, 12:27 AM

no confessions FTL

Lloyd Christmas

09-07-2006, 12:30 AM

Shut Up

05Aucrarsx

09-07-2006, 12:30 AM

Shut Up

:iamwiths:

aznstealthsnake

09-07-2006, 12:31 AM

/ thread

lol

Lloyd Christmas

09-07-2006, 12:32 AM

haha its not over yet I just need to go do something embarassing

aznstealthsnake

09-07-2006, 12:34 AM

haha .. i hope the thread doesn't end. actually i still have shit to post .. probably update it later tonite

Conan O'Brien

09-07-2006, 12:44 AM

this one is tough, but it may help me cope if i let it out. few years ago, i was walking up to my apartment and noticed this man was trying to load a couch into his van all by himself. obviously i offered to help. well, i was on the end closest to the van and had to get up into the back of the van first to get the couch in. next thing i know, the mother fucker pushes me in and locks the van up.

so he drives me to his house. takes me to this back room that has a huge 20 foot deep hole. he puts my ass in the hole and i am there for days. it sucks balls. about a week later, he starts to lower this basket down with lotion in it. he would threaten me with my life if i didn't rub the lotion all over my skin. "it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again." yeah, i know, weird.

anyway, eventually the cops found him and i am fine. he was pretty cool to me actually but the cops said he was a serial killer and had used the skin of past victims to make a huge skin bodysuit that he liked to wear.

In_Like_Flynn

09-07-2006, 08:46 AM

aznstealthsnake

09-09-2006, 03:33 PM

nice we have a new confession!!..i havn't been checking the email but i check it once in a while now since its always empty..

Okay so my neighbors mom is REALLY hot. I have always thought so since I was like 10 years old when I would go to his house to play basketball or whatever. I would always think about doing stuff with her and all that stuff kids going through puberty think about. I remember one time I was looking through my window outside and I saw her cleaning and I noticed something, her thong as she bent over. It was the hottest image ever. I jacked off minutes later once she went inside, and still have never been able to get that image out of my head and its been several years. Seeing her white thong through her tight white pants still gives me a hard on.

Now heres the best part. One time the whole family went on a vacation for a week and I knew that they didnt have an alarm system. I made sure no one was looking and I snuck across the street, hopped the fence, and went into their backyard hoping for one of the windows to be open, but I doubted it. Fortunately for me one of them was actually open liek 4 inches! They had that little lock on for if you only wanted to open it a few inches. I reached my arm in, opened the lock, opened the window, and went right in. At this time I was probably about 14 I think. I went straight to her room and started looking through drawers to find anything of interest. I came across her underwear drawer and found a bunch of thongs, which to me was the jackpot! I took about 2, sniffed them, and put them in my pocket, and got the fuck out of there. I still have her thongs till this day, and it makes me grin knowing that I have them after they have been on her fucking hot body.

aznstealthsnake

09-21-2006, 05:32 PM

bumped...lol no updates

ClA

09-21-2006, 05:36 PM

LMAO!! Damn you horny mofo! Good story.

cobra commander

09-21-2006, 05:52 PM

hahahhaahaha

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/allen29/happosai.jpg
stealing panties FTW

Amkreet

09-21-2006, 09:32 PM

I miss this thread. People need to do more stupid shit and then confess about it.

CRSX > Catholicism

drumnatural

09-21-2006, 09:34 PM

I almost hooked up with my cousin once.

96accordexsedan

09-21-2006, 09:54 PM

hahahhaahaha

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/allen29/happosai.jpg
stealing panties FTW
lol happosai

DJ RSXS

09-21-2006, 09:57 PM

lol subscribed, I know I posted up a few confessions in the last thread :o

aznstealthsnake

10-09-2006, 03:03 PM

we need some confessionssssss......i miss checking the email with some funny ones

aznstealthsnake

10-09-2006, 03:09 PM

June 7-9 Confessions

This is true too. One time I was dating this girl...and I was sleeping over at her house before we went on a trip.

We were all sleeping in the same room with her cousins. We started getting freaky when they fell asleep. She wanted me to give it to her idb...but I didn't have any lube. It wasn't going to go in without it... but I did have hair gel.

So we used that for lube lol. Her cousins didn't wake up at all. It was great. Good times.

I've had a really big crush this girl I use to work with. She not incredibly hot, but definately GF/marriage material, a good girl. Problem is I'm already married & my wife & her are friends. She's not the typr to be the other woman.

I'm scared of the dentist & Havent been to one in almost 20 yrs.
My teeth are rotting & my mouth smells like shit. I'm so scared

i was with this chick i'm "friends with benefits" with at this party and i drove her there and was her ride back. well she was getting pretty hammered and well, i wanted to fuck and it was getting late. she was already hinting me that she wanted it so i was whispering to her i wanted her to blow me on the way home and i wanted her to swallow it, she smiled and said sure, she never swallowed before so i was like wow sweet. well on the way home she did the deed but i wasn't done with the drunk bitch. brought her back to my place and started going at it and she never took it idb, but guess what, good ol' alcohol and it was great, and she said it hurted but it felt great, so we continued til i was done. then i fell asleep.

I like things in my ass. I'm not gay, I dont like guys, just anal.

I always have. My GF doesnt know. I've even gone out & bought 2 dildoes to do myself with.

I first bought a small one, but then that wasnt enuf & I bought a big black one. Now that were living together I have to keep them hidden & live in fear of her finding my dildo collection.

I wrote this great story about how I hooked up with this girl behind my girlfriends back but for some reason the old fucking email system didnt send it I guess.

Anyways...here it is again: Two weeks ago my girl went back home after graduation. I went out partying with the boys and rocked out VIP style. We went to my buddies party

and got yayed up, drank a bunch of beers and got nice and shitfaced. Well there was this chick there with an amazing ass, Im talking unnatural white girl ass, I couldnt

get my eyes off of it, I just had to have it. Well her and I were parnters for a few games of beerpong and she is all over me. We end up taking a cab back with her friend and my roomate.

My buddy gets her friend in his room and Im wasted and figure wtf lets do this. I grabbed her and started making out with her, I felt the spins coming on so I threw her down to bed.

A few minutes later I had her pants undone and I had my hands all over that fine piece of behind. She was wearing a sexy little thong and a tube top now and nothing else. I started kissing

her all over and quickly had the top off and her rubbing my dick.

It was a small miracle I was even able to get it up with all the drugs and booze I injested. I started rubbing her pussy and her thong was getting soaked with her juices.

I slipped my fingers onto her pussy and started rubbing her, nice and shaved box ready to be fucked. After a few more minutes of making out, she started going down on me getting me ready

to go. I pulled her thong off, slapped that hotass and grabbed a condom. The bitch put it on with her mouth, now thats some talent, ladies take note! I slammed my dick right into her

and fucked her like I was going to jail. That ass was meant to be fucked, just the right amount of jiggle and no cottage cheese. I banged her out for almost an hour thanks to the white pony,

and when I felt like my heart was about to give out we stopped. She made the hottest little moaning and groaning noises of pleasure and had this sexual smirk on her face the whole time.

She was loving every minute of it and must have came at least a half dozen times. Right before she would come she'd put her hands on the wall and start pushing herself into me harder

and harder each time.

The next morning I woke up with her next to me and I had a raging hardon. I started rubbing her pussy again and she started getting wet. She must have been a heavy sleeper because she didnt

wake up until I slipped my fingers in and and started fucking her slowly with my hand. I turned her out again until she was so sore she couldnt take it anymore. It was probably some of the best

sex I ever had, it felt so scandalous yet so hot at the same time. I don't feel bad about it either because I dont have a ring on my finger and I would regret not doing it for the rest of my life

This was just like the other confession about cheating. It happened a few months ago while I was with my girlfriend. One day i met this girl on myspace and we started talking. My girlfriend found out and she knew I would text her. I have met up with her twice. The first time was at the mall and we saw a movie. She grabbed my hand and i really enjoyed the time. I got closer to her and I kissed her. It felt really good because of her soft lips and warm touch. After the movie , we went to a nearby park where you can see the ocean. My girlfriend kept calling me but i didn't pick it up and I sat next to the girl. We talked about so many random things and my arms were around her. I dropped her off with a kiss and headed home. I came back and went to my girlfriend's house and she never thought about me cheating on her.

In the next few days the girl kept texting me naughty messages. I can tell she wanted to have sex and I wanted to go for it. One night I went to visit her. I took her around in downtown and chilled at a starbucks just talking. We had a good night just walking around looking at the view and enjoying the atmoshpere.She had a camera and we took pictures but later on I deleted them because this would be evidence and bite me back. I enjoyed being with this girl because she was fun. We acted like we were together and I made sure the area I went to was a place where no one i knew or my girlfriend anyone would be. It was fun just chilling with her. It was already 12:30AM and I wanted to bone this chick. I asked her if she drinks. She said yes and wouldn't mind drinking with me. Luckly I had some alcohol in my room because at this hour I had no one to buy it for me becaise I was underaged. It was traffic on the way back home but we were having a great time talking in the car and listening to music.

I dropped by a 24hour groccery store to get some chaser. I also bought some Mcdonalds to feed her . We got to my house and it was late. I gave her some drinks and we started to drink up. I was tipsy and she just drank a little bit. I could tell she was just a little sober but at the part of being tipsy. I was actually on CRSX while we were drinking because there was nothing to do. It surprised me because I don't normally go on.

I was getting a little horney and I can tell she was too. I wasn't going to make a move yet because I was tyring to get her more drunk. I didn't need to because she was already a horney slut. She licked my ear and I found it really hot. She grabbed my arm and took me to my bed. At this point I was really tipsy and horney. I dropped the drink I was holding on the floor by accident but I could careless since I was tipsy. She was seducing me and I was just all smiling. She took off my pants and started to suck my dick. She was amazing and it was the best blowjob I had so far. I don't know but I really enjoyed that. She stopped and I took off her pants and I saw a nice shave. I was to horney and just took a risk so I ate her out. I made her skeet skeet and by the time I was soft. I told her I was soft and she started to suck it again. I can't belive how good it was. She put the condom on and I started to put it in her wet pussy. I fucked her and that was the best fuck I had. We did it for about an hour until I blasted my soldiers out. I slept next to her and we woke up in the morning.

Once I dropped her off we started to talk less and less.

I had the best sex that night and my girlfriend never found out. Sometimes I feel bad and I do regret it but at the same time I had some really good sex.

I swear i cannnot go out a night anymore with a friend that is a girl. everytime I try to, I end up thinking in my head that i want to bang her before the night ends. Last night i went out with my friend who is my girlfriend's cousin. We are really nice and I was hitting on her. I know it's wrong but i just can't help it. we were hanging out and my girlfriend was already at home sleeping. So many things went in my mind that I wanted to bang her. I hate feeling like that because I end up thinking all about it. It's really stupid because it felt like a date. We ate at a resturant because her two friends were couples. I felt as if i was dating her. I can make a good conversatoin with her and I can't even look her straight in the eye becacuse I felt awkward because I'm treating her like a date instead of a friend. She paid for the bill and we all just walked around and had some fun. It was time for me to drop her off so I do but before that, we talked in the car in front of her house. We spent a while talking and I'm being honest. I really wanted to get a kiss from her. I couldn't because the fact it was my girlfriend's cousin. I just can't help it but think about last night over and over.I wonder if she feels the same but doesn't show it. I can't take it anymore. I really want to see how she felt last night. If only there was a way to read minds. I really got along with this girl but maybe shes just treating me as a friend.

aznstealthsnake

10-09-2006, 03:10 PM

June 12-17

Well last night I was pretty hammered. There was this girl that was looking pretty good. Big Tits Big Ass, and pretty alright face. So anyway I drink a couple beers, and get in the hot tub. Well anyway she sits behind me and starts messaging my back. So we got to making out. So anyway later that night we get to my house. So I walk into the house said hi to my mom. Then went in my room, and wasted no time, and i started fucking this bitch. Then she let me stick it in her pooper. Damn that was some tight ass shit man pretty good if you asked me. Anyhoo yeah i fucked her for a bout an hour while I was watching GoodFellas while I had my right light in my room, so it was a good night. She was only 16 btw and i'm 20.

When I was 18(senior in HS) I had this friend, he was one of my best friends, I mean. Like we would do anything for each other.

Well I had been going out with this girl for about 6 months. We were exclusive boyfriend and girlfriend.

One night we were all at this party, He had this chick he was dating, I had this my girlfriend. Well we were there about an hour when I couldn’t find any of them anymore.

So I start looking around, and I find His date, but not him or my girlfriend. The whole night goes by and we cant find them, I mean, I called, and looked, and called some more, so finally, I just took his date home and I went to start looking for them. So anyway, I get to his house, and his truck is outside, I go around the back (we were tight like that, I had a key and everything) and I go inside, then I hear….it.

The sound of a girl moaning.

I go upstairs, and she is riding him like the Lone fucking Ranger. They didn’t even hear me open his bedroom door, I just stood there for about 30 seconds. Then I went back down stairs and got a pistol his father kept. I came back upstairs with it. Then he saw me. She jumped off and put a pillow over her. And started screaming, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry”….Fucking cunt.

I was holding the gun in my hand and he started crying. I told him to go outside, naked and sit on the front porch. He went outside, until his parents got home, they were both sitting there naked. I told his parents that I should have killed their fucking disgrace of a son. And if he ever talked to me again that their son would disappear off the fucking earth. I handed his dad the gun and walked away. The next week while we were at school, he went home and killed himself with that same gun.

Short of my Father dying, that was the worst day of my life. I have had problems trusting people ever since then. So if you ever see this girl don’t fucking date her. Here name is MSFB…gotcha mother fuckers.

You asked for it. Heres some true shit. kinda nasty but all true. Only a very very select few have ever known any of this.

Sexual:
I love it in the ass. Dildos, vibrators, beads, plugs. It feels great.

I have a thick/chubby/fat chick fetish. (will never date one, just fun to fuck em and be out!)Ive boned 2 big chicks. one was 18 at the time the others 43.
I masturbate alot. I mean ALOT.

I have a huge porn collection, this could be the reason for the masturbation but i doubt it. it just adds fuel to the fire.

I love cum, my own.

I love to kiss my girl after she blows me. and go down on her after we fuck.(no i dont cum in her)

Fucked up:

I once lit a hug ass fire in the woods. Put most of it out but the next day the woods were on fire. About 10 fire trucks were in the area. I still dont know if i did it.

Ive stolen well over $1000 from a family member over the years. No i really dont feel sorry.

I used to work in a Supermarket, in a seafood dept. We happened to make fried dinners. One time a lady decided to come in and be a bitch, order like 3 dinners.
Wanted them ready in 30 mins when she was done shopping. Now inorder to fry these dinners you need to dip the fish/clams/shrimp/scallops whatever it is in batter. We usually had batter ready to go, as we did this time. But since she was a cunt i decided to make a new batch for her. Long story short, beat you one real quick in the cooler, lugey and regular spit. fucking cunt.

So, I'm not gay or anything, but I really hate women. I wasn't raised this way, I just hate the way they're all sluts, and the fact that they can bear children, whom I also hate. The whole thing just makes me furious. In fact, I hate people.

Well let's see where I can start...

This was a few years back...

I remember being down on the hill during the snow, sledding, snowboarding; you know, just being a kid. Anyhow, I was 15 or so and my friends and I decide to throw snowballs at some of the little kids. We do, and pulverized the shit out of some. Eventually we single out one kid, broke his glasses we were hitting him so hard. Then I hear, "Hey! Stop that!". So I turn and pelt that kid in the face. He tries to fight me, I told him it was a bad idea, but he swung anyway. I dodge the first two, then he throws a haymaker with his left, drop back and drop a hard right to his jaw, he fell straight to the ground. Apparrantly afterwards it was noted that blow shattered his jawbone. I continued to pound on this kid like a drum, I later found out that he has to undergo radical facial reconstruction due to a shattered jaw, cracked forehead(4 places), nose broken in 5 places and 4 missing teeth.

I mean, he did attack me first, but I had the upper hand. Technically it was a fair fight, he was bigger than me and swung first. He just didn't realize he was messing with someone trained to fight. He was like 18 I believe.

Anyhow, we'll bring it up to present time...

My biggest fear (with a girl) happened the other night. We're fucking hardcore and suddenly she says, hold on let me check... She looked up and you could tell something was wrong.
The condom broke? No..
What could it be? Oh shit, thats right... I forgot to tell you, I'm on my period.

FUCKKKKKK THAT! Now she has a bladder infection and I can't get a woody while thinking about her anymore.

Phenromedes

10-09-2006, 03:20 PM

Who's quotes are those? Second one is pretty fucked.

aznstealthsnake

10-09-2006, 03:29 PM

Who's quotes are those? Second one is pretty fucked.

lol im assuming u didn't see my first confession thread..anyways the quotes come from the email that people send me and you guys read it and laugh..or get disguested.

Lloyd Christmas

10-09-2006, 03:31 PM

hahaha

Phenromedes

10-09-2006, 03:32 PM

lol im assuming u didn't see my first confession thread..anyways the quotes come from the email that people send me and you guys read it and laugh..or get disguested.

No sir, mang. I'm pretty new to the forums...especially the lounge.

In_Like_Flynn

10-09-2006, 04:48 PM

anyone have the link to the first confessions thread??

aznstealthsnake

10-09-2006, 04:50 PM

anyone have the link to the first confessions thread??

it got deleted and everything from page 1 until now is from the first one..

read my first post for more info.

DJ RSXS

10-09-2006, 04:59 PM

holy shit, I didn't know there was a second confession thread, :thumbsup:

aznstealthsnake

10-10-2006, 01:20 AM

holy shit, I didn't know there was a second confession thread, :thumbsup:
lol welcome to a few months ago..

Anyways here is a new shitty confessions

i killed ********rsx.

i ate 14 paperclips.

i farted in the elevator.

aznstealthsnake

10-10-2006, 11:15 PM

i watch porn a lot. every guy does. but i'm different. no i don't watch gay porn. i download porn that looks like someone i know. not that my friends are really hot but if there face looks good enough to look like them then i try to imagine thats them. i get really horney if i do it and it gives me naughty thoughts. but one time i kid you not, a porn star by who i dont know looks just like my friend. just the face but its good enough for me. porn is also great when you imagine that you are fucking your friend.

I have a lot of porn and i can link it to u. email me. **************@yahoo.com

LOL I have the email !! sorry had to edit it out to protect privacy.

jhova4hustla

10-10-2006, 11:27 PM

^lmao pm me email

dan_nguyen

10-10-2006, 11:29 PM

LOL I have the email !! sorry had to edit it out to protect privacy.

:rotfl: PM me foo :laughing:

aznstealthsnake

10-30-2006, 12:36 PM

bummppp...any cool halloween confessions?

Shyne

11-17-2006, 02:35 PM

wtf :rotfl:

Shyne

11-17-2006, 02:36 PM

nice we have a new confession!!..i havn't been checking the email but i check it once in a while now since its always empty.

Okay so my neighbors mom is REALLY hot. I have always thought so since I was like 10 years old when I would go to his house to play basketball or whatever. I would always think about doing stuff with her and all that stuff kids going through puberty think about. I remember one time I was looking through my window outside and I saw her cleaning and I noticed something, her thong as she bent over. It was the hottest image ever. I jacked off minutes later once she went inside, and still have never been able to get that image out of my head and its been several years. Seeing her white thong through her tight white pants still gives me a hard on.

Now heres the best part. One time the whole family went on a vacation for a week and I knew that they didnt have an alarm system. I made sure no one was looking and I snuck across the street, hopped the fence, and went into their backyard hoping for one of the windows to be open, but I doubted it. Fortunately for me one of them was actually open liek 4 inches! They had that little lock on for if you only wanted to open it a few inches. I reached my arm in, opened the lock, opened the window, and went right in. At this time I was probably about 14 I think. I went straight to her room and started looking through drawers to find anything of interest. I came across her underwear drawer and found a bunch of thongs, which to me was the jackpot! I took about 2, sniffed them, and put them in my pocket, and got the fuck out of there. I still have her thongs till this day, and it makes me grin knowing that I have them after they have been on her fucking hot body. ..

wtf :rotfl:

AcuraDC5

11-17-2006, 07:00 PM

^^ Stacy's mom has got it going on . . .

dan_nguyen

11-17-2006, 07:57 PM

:rotfl:

aznstealthsnake

11-18-2006, 02:38 AM

nice we have NEW FRESH CONFESSIONS!!

I have a friend with a cute gf.. I once started to chat with her on myspace
i became friends with her.. Drove up to where she went to school and we fucked..
I went with him to go visit her.. While he was sleeping we fucked in my hotel room..
He never knew that it happened..

I once broke up with my gf because i found out her mom had a diease.. It freaked me out and i had already been talking to another chick. I end dumping her and getting with the next girl the next day... Its sad because she finds out later on and im already with the new chick.. Well what fucks me up later is this new chick fucking is a masochist.. She likes to fucking cut her arms and write names into her skin.. She also one of those emo chicks i dont know what the fuck they are.. But she fucking is one crazy bitch... I get angry at her and dump her for some other bs reason... I get back with my old gf.. Find out it isnt transmitable get back with her and be happy ever since... Pretty fucked up she gives good head though..

I once rode my bicycle down to my friends house. I was about 12 or 13... On the way i found some drugs.. The were in a brown paper bag..

I was young then so i realy didnt know what they were.. I took them to my friend who recognized what they were. He grabbed the bag from me and swalloed it.

I found out later it was lsd. The guy when into bad trip and never came down from it.. His parents never found out what had happened.. They were religious so they thought it was spirits..

It got so bad he was admitted to state mental ward.. I havent seen him since.. I use to feel guilty but i got over it.. Be careful of the drugs u take..

thats a sad story...

This guy once called the cops on me and my gf when we were having sex in her car..
He goes and calls the cops on his cell right next to our car... This pisses the fuck out me so
i end up coming back a month later.. Remove all the lug nuts off his left tire.. I come back to see about a week later late at night.. His car isnt there. His entire house his dark and i check back for a week.. I finally get the nerve to ask one of the neighbors what happened to the man.. He laughed because i didnt think he liked him either and said he was killed...

jhova4hustla

11-18-2006, 05:51 AM

^some of these storie are fucked up lol

Shyne

11-18-2006, 11:08 AM

woot woot, bring the thread from the dead and get some new confessions, woot woot

marshall'02

12-05-2006, 03:54 AM

lol I forgot about this thread.

FireLegnendGT

12-05-2006, 07:30 AM

page 7

*El Ocho Uno*

12-05-2006, 08:08 AM

I once rode my bicycle down to my friends house. I was about 12 or 13... On the way i found some drugs.. The were in a brown paper bag..

I was young then so i realy didnt know what they were.. I took them to my friend who recognized what they were. He grabbed the bag from me and swalloed it.

I found out later it was lsd. The guy when into bad trip and never came down from it.. His parents never found out what had happened.. They were religious so they thought it was spirits..

It got so bad he was admitted to state mental ward.. I havent seen him since.. I use to feel guilty but i got over it.. Be careful of the drugs u take..

Ahahaha...The spirits :rotfl:

Eternal

12-05-2006, 08:24 AM

lol

Shyne

12-05-2006, 11:41 AM

hahahah evil spirits, ahahaa, better call james woods

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_eF4c1S7gaQ

Zissou

12-05-2006, 11:55 AM

ive done so much bad shit i plead the CRSX 5th in the confessions thread.

White_02

12-05-2006, 12:43 PM

Is it wrong that I laughed at some old lady that fell over on her bike the other night?

I was at my office downtown, probably 12:30-1am, and as I just finished typing a new thread title (diff forum) I hear a bicycle bell ring twice, then BLAMMO! bitch is laid out on the ground :rotfl:

I just leaned back laughing like a mofo with no intentions of going out there to help, and when she finally got up, she had the funniest "wtfs was that" look on her face :laughing:

Shyne

12-05-2006, 12:44 PM

In_Like_Flynn

12-05-2006, 02:02 PM

ive done so much bad shit i plead the CRSX 5th in the confessions thread.
that's the beauty of this thread.....just send your stories anonymously to crsxconfessions@gmail.com. i sent in some good ones a few months ago ;)

aznstealthsnake

12-08-2006, 02:01 PM

o wow..this thread was bumped..i didn't even know since I dont go on here that much.

i was at the movies this one time.. And these stupid guys in front
talking loud and shit.. They wouldnt shutup so i got my coke and threw it at the girl and guy.
They totally got fucked up.. The guy starts looking up and swearing.. There were these two white kids below us..
So all my friends were pointing at them. The guy comes running up to them and socks the white kid in the face..
A fight ensues and they both get thrown out.. Haha

If this thread gets bumped again and I don't reply in like 2 days someone just send me a PM saying it was bumped.

marshall'02

12-09-2006, 06:40 AM

This thread is but a shadow of its former self...

:crying:

W1lson

12-09-2006, 06:43 AM

i masturbated off to the jailbait asian pics i posted.
yea just kidding.
i think?

marshall'02

12-09-2006, 08:09 AM

I am a member of the masturbation police.

Lloyd Christmas

12-09-2006, 08:11 AM

aagghhh.. ill take over posting confessions if u want stealthsnake.. pm me p-word and shit and ill take it over

marshall'02

12-09-2006, 08:13 AM

I hereby nominate j3hff as master of confessions.

Lloyd Christmas

12-11-2006, 02:49 AM

ty ty.. rep after lock

Caje

12-11-2006, 04:54 AM

"I live in a middle-upper class suburban neighbourhood. Back in highschool we used to have this one really poor kid who was always outcasted. I've never been to this poor kid's house, but all my other friends who have been say its an absolute shithole.

This kid was so poor that his parents made him pay rent. Anyways, I noticed that this kid never ate during school, at lunch he would always mooch off other people asking for fruits and shit that we would have usually tossed away.

One day, he actually brought a lunch. I was in a pissed off mood though, cause I had just bought an oz of really shitty weed the other night. So I decided to take my anger out on him. I rounded up the rest of the guys on the team, and we took his lunch and flushed it down the toilet. The face he made was priceless, but I didn't give a shit at the time, I was such an asshole.

To make matters worse, at the end of the day I took bags and his books. His school boooks, I put in some random locker and I kicked in the locker so that it was behind the hinges (so you couldn't open it). He would have to find a janitor to peel the locker off the hinges. This caused him to not only be hungry, but to miss his bus home too and he'd have to wait for the next (i'm assuming he's too poor to call a cab).

His bag, I took, and as me and my buddy drove out in our cars, I started throwing random shit out of it every 100 metres so I left all his shit scattered around town. I figured this would give him something to do while he waited for his bus, run around town collecting his stuff.

I've done alot of things that I regret, but this is NOT one of them. I hate this kid so much, and I don't even know why. He's never done anything to me, or said anythign to me. I remember him trying to greet me once in my sophmore year, but I didn't take it and tried shoving him in a locker. What a faggot, I hope a bus runs over him."

I hope you get hit by a buss, you pussy.

PowerBalls

12-11-2006, 03:58 PM

threads failing. let it die slowly.

xtharosx

12-15-2006, 06:26 PM

:( we need confessions...

Glacial

12-16-2006, 09:38 AM

:( we need confessions...

Confession: I'm half-assedly postwhoring so I can eventually start threads :(

roger2016

12-16-2006, 11:46 AM

Confession: I'm half-assedly postwhoring so I can eventually start threads :(

you bastard.

aznstealthsnake

12-16-2006, 02:22 PM

Reason why i don't post anything is because there is nothing to post

I steal money from work all the time. It's so easy. I'm a waiter but the manager trusts me so much she lets me handle the cash register too. Only the cashier is suspose to handle the register, but I do it all the time. I just replace tables and take the cash. One time the manager asked me where that table went I told her I didn't know. I think she knows now that I steal from work but I'm such a good worker she doesn't want to fire me. All the other waiters are lazy as shit. So I work real hard and I also steal money. It's horrible but I don't feel bad because the owner is a dick.

FireLegnendGT

12-17-2006, 12:29 AM

Reason why i don't post anything is because there is nothing to post

:rotfl:
stealing ftw!

BashX

12-17-2006, 12:38 AM

This guy once called the cops on me and my gf when we were having sex in her car..
He goes and calls the cops on his cell right next to our car... This pisses the fuck out me so
i end up coming back a month later.. Remove all the lug nuts off his left tire.. I come back to see about a week later late at night.. His car isnt there. His entire house his dark and i check back for a week.. I finally get the nerve to ask one of the neighbors what happened to the man.. He laughed because i didnt think he liked him either and said he was killed...

If this is real, I hope karma gets you back and you crash your car bad you low life shithead.

What do you expect will happen to a carwith all the lugnuts removed?

You were having sex in your gf's car, YOU CANT DO THAT SHIT IN PUBLIC.

aznstealthsnake

01-04-2007, 03:40 PM

so its 2007....come on i know a bunch of you did something last year that needs to be confessed..here is a new year and we need new confessions!!

aznstealthsnake

01-04-2007, 03:45 PM

Ending the June 2006 Confessions

I once took a shit on my sister's head while she was asleep. She woke up crying, but they never did figure out it was me.

Also, whenever I go in a graveyard I like to piss on graves. I took a shit inside someone's mausoleum once too. lol

Once I was in Rome, and I saw this bum passed out on the street lying inside of a refrigerator box or somethig, with just his legs sticking out.

I thought he was drunk and he looked real dumb, so I ran up and kicked his ass, hard, then ran away.

The city smells like piss anyway.

Hey, so yeah,I've got this problem where, I'll go out with a
girl one night, make out w/ them, fuck em, ya know whatever, and
then I never talk to them again. Then within a few days, it happens
all over again. It's like after we hang out
once or twice I don't want anything to do with them?
I don't know why but it makes me feel so good when they keep
calling and texting and shit and I just don't ever answer them.

I never feel bad about it and they don't understand why I do
it at all. I like standing bitches up :rotfl:

I have a habit of pulling out my nose hair & saving them. I have a little baggie full of nose hair.

I also like to save my toenail clippings.

Okay, so I noticed there were no recent confessions on the thread
so, I decided I should put mine up. Only a few people know about this.

I dated this girl for 2 years, we had a great relationship until she
started hanging out with one of my friends, she and I were both virgins.
I suspected she was cheating on me, so I cheated on her, with one of my
friends girlfriend (Girl #1). She told me before that she had a thing for me ever
since we met, so I ended up losing my virginity to my friend's girlfriend.
We had sex a total of three times, twice in 6 months, once about a month ago.
Before that, I made out with another one of my friend's gf (Girl #2), she and I had a thing
for me for 3 years, ever since she was a freshman, and I was a sophomore. I used to go to her house
late at night, she would sneak out, into my RSX (haha), and we would make out and
do foreplay for a couple hours. Last December, she cheated on her boyfriend
again (my best friend), and had sex with me, she told me I was alot better and
bigger. They have been together for over a year and just about a week ago, we
did the same thing while I was house-sitting my brother's house. My current GF
doesn't know(Just started dating)and my two best friends still don't know I fucked both their girls.
Both girls are younger than me by a year. Both still have a thing for me,
And I know for a fact they would come and do it again. I know it's wrong but
for some reason, I don't care for girl #1, but I still have a thing
for girl #2, who still has a thing for me.

I still love my current gf, I haven't cheated on her yet, and I hope I don't.
But, girl #2 has been wanting to hang out..
I know it's wrong, but I don't know what to do.
I told myself awhile ago that I wouldn't be those type of guys, but I guess I
was wrong.

Oh well.

@nswer

01-04-2007, 03:54 PM

Once I was in Rome, and I saw this bum passed out on the street lying inside of a refrigerator box or somethig, with just his legs sticking out.

I thought he was drunk and he looked real dumb, so I ran up and kicked his ass, hard, then ran away.

The city smells like piss anyway.

oh well, when in rome....

http://www.ideagrove.com/blog/uploaded_images/anchorman-786757.jpg

spitfire9200

01-04-2007, 04:05 PM

there are som FUCKED up people man!!!!

I don't have any of deep dark secrets.....maybe because i'm normal.

damn i'm scarred fo real.

spitfire9200

01-04-2007, 04:07 PM

If this is real, I hope karma gets you back and you crash your car bad you low life shithead.

What do you expect will happen to a carwith all the lugnuts removed?

You were having sex in your gf's car, YOU CANT DO THAT SHIT IN PUBLIC.

yeah dude What the fuck you fucking killed someone.

you wanna fuck in ur car get fucking tints and dont do it in front of someone fucking house.

aznstealthsnake

01-05-2007, 01:20 AM

damn i was hoping there would be new confessions if i bumped this...i guess not.......

hltommy2

01-05-2007, 02:04 AM

there are some real fucked up shit here...

Shyne

04-19-2007, 09:36 AM

bump

Snatchback

04-19-2007, 09:41 AM

i love you guys :)

Broken5hifT

04-19-2007, 09:42 AM

my only confession is that i regret knowing how smalls decided his username. the shame.

Snatchback

04-19-2007, 09:43 AM

i know too

Mapex

04-19-2007, 09:43 AM

oh well, when in rome....

http://www.ideagrove.com/blog/uploaded_images/anchorman-786757.jpg

do go on

cobra commander

04-19-2007, 02:12 PM

I once took a shit on my sister's head while she was asleep. She woke up crying, but they never did figure out it was me.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

aznstealthsnake

04-19-2007, 02:13 PM

HEY HEY!! its back up lol

aznstealthsnake

04-19-2007, 02:19 PM

i just checked the email...there is nothing but spam.. i got an email from our friends at nigeria tho

marshall'02

04-19-2007, 10:29 PM

bump eh?

big_C

04-19-2007, 10:36 PM

I once took a shit on my sister's head while she was asleep. She woke up crying, but they never did figure out it was me.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

ever heard of that E. coli epidemic with the spinach? comes from the oral/fecal route aka the shit you took on ur sisters head. good thing nothing happened to her lol

cobra commander

04-20-2007, 01:57 PM

ever heard of that E. coli epidemic with the spinach? comes from the oral/fecal route aka the shit you took on ur sisters head. good thing nothing happened to her lol

actually it was a confession posted by someone else, I just lol'd at it

ymmij

04-21-2007, 12:17 AM

wow..i spent 4 hours at work reading this... more confessions please! great stuff.

aznstealthsnake

04-21-2007, 01:55 AM

wow..i spent 4 hours at work reading this... more confessions please! great stuff.

there are a few more months(old confessions) that was unposted...ill get to it tomorrow or something...

aznstealthsnake

05-01-2007, 01:33 AM

JULY 7 2006 CONFESSION
No...

Seriously...

I hate my mother.

She is an idiot I swear she doesn't use her brain. She overreacts. She lies all the time. She has ruined our family and is paying the price for it now. I think at one point she was in love with me. She used to tell people I was her husband. When I was younger she would try to take my towel off after I got out of the shower. Sometimes she offers to give me a bath. It is freaking creapy as shit. I'm going to move out and probably never talk to her again.

What a bitch.

I Have a couple confessions and couple i heard but the ones i heard are great...

Im currently dating this girl who gives me anything and everything i want whenever i want...
Pays for all my shit never have to pay... Gives me head and have all types of sex...
Is pretty understanding and listens to me.. But she aint hott im not attracted to her..
I got that low self esteem complex and i cant get over her hang ups.. But the fucked up part
is i have dumped her like three times. But cant bring myself to dump her again because she always tries
to commit sucide.. She downed a bottle of pills and her fucking friend let her.. So fucking chick trapped me
maybe i should just say fuck it who cares...
Its fucked up because she knows so many people its so fucking hard to date other people..
I havent actually cheated on her because i ended up with a psycho bitch who liked to cut herself..
Then i was going to back with my ex before and she flipped out and starting beating me fucking shit...
I dont fucking understand how the fuck they can change like.. Then my next girl i convinced her to go down
but when i get her in the car i cant do it.. Her lips are all chapped and freak me out i think she might have a std
and she told me about all the guys she gave it to before are losers..
Man all the girls i meet have problems...

Heres another to add of the animal murdering...
I once shot a pigeon with a bb gun in the head.. It died with one shot so im guessing it was the head or the neck.. W
Well i got so off that oil the use in the tiki torches and lit the bird on fire.. It burned through its rib cage and
the kernels started to pop out of its chest..

I once had a pet lizard and my mom said to let it go free... I had let it go but
i dont know why.. Buried it with a mound of dirt.. Watched it try to dig free and buried it with more..
I came back the next week and saw its skeleton..

I once dropped a cherry bomb onto the hobo behind my house..
Who was sleeping next to my garage door.. I dropped it and
heard a loud scream.. He was deaf in the right ear for the rest
of his life.. His family came by asking if anyone knew who did it
but i never confessed..

I went with my friend once to the la river.. Under the bridge
there use to be pigeons line acrossed.. And i just got my pellet gun
we started shooting them down one by one.. On the bottom there was pigeons
laid out everywhere.. Some were hanging out on the edge of the water flow..
Some fell into the water and floated down... It looked like a massacre...
Then a bum came out yelling at us for killing the birds..
So we started to shoot him and chased him into the sewer.. We then blocked
the other side and started to make a bon fire... We watch him come running out
and saw him pass outside... Haha i still cant forget about to this day!
Great times!

The animal murdering reminded me of something I did when I was 15. I was
with three of my friends. Behind my house I had a bridge and a set of
railroad tracks that were always busy. We took out my BB gun and shot about
12 pigeons underneath the bridge. Some we shot about 10 times until they
fell off the ledge. Then not satisfied with gore we took the bodies and set
them on the railroad tracks and waited for a train to go by. Sure enough
ten minutes later a train smashes them and splats theirs green hearts and
guts all over. I still can't believe I did that. I felt like shit
afterwards.

In junior high there was this super hot chick, who sat next to me in class. Everyday i would spit on her chair to mark my "spot". Everytime she sat they're would be a wet mark on her skirt and she would feel it and be like WTF inside her head , i can tell by the look of her face. and my mission was completed that class period.

there was this chick with super puffy long hair in junior high, it was keep covering my paper so i had a hard time writing. well i got a pair of scissors and i showed her hair who's boss. she didn't notice it but there was this huge gap in her head. all my friends were laughing but i didn't do it for them.... i did it so i could do my classwork.

I like to fist my ass. I put on a latex glove, so that it slides in better & use plenty of lube. I can only really get 4 fingers in, but I'm working on the streching so that I can get the whole hand in.

ENDING JULY 2006 CONFESSIONS

*El Ocho Uno*

05-01-2007, 08:49 AM

^^ Dude, there are some fucked up people on CRSX :ugh:

aznstealthsnake

05-02-2007, 03:06 AM

lol yea there is

Shyne

05-02-2007, 06:26 AM

hahah......great stuff...hahahahah

*El Ocho Uno*

05-02-2007, 10:50 AM

I dont know whats worse, tha animal killers or the ass fister :ugh:

RSXE

05-16-2007, 03:44 PM

lol, i just spent all day reading these confessions. I hope there is more soon.

invincibleartist

05-16-2007, 04:43 PM

Ooo i cant wait to add to this shit

SmoothRSX

05-16-2007, 06:11 PM

rofl the ass fisting, i dont believe that one lol

ryanc

05-20-2007, 09:49 PM

zomg.... I read these two in a row and seriously llaughed out loud so hard and started to cry.

This guy once called the cops on me and my gf when we were having sex in her car..
He goes and calls the cops on his cell right next to our car... This pisses the fuck out me so
i end up coming back a month later.. Remove all the lug nuts off his left tire.. I come back to see about a week later late at night.. His car isnt there. His entire house his dark and i check back for a week.. I finally get the nerve to ask one of the neighbors what happened to the man.. He laughed because i didnt think he liked him either and said he was killed...

I once took a shit on my sister's head while she was asleep. She woke up crying, but they never did figure out it was me.

Also, whenever I go in a graveyard I like to piss on graves. I took a shit inside someone's mausoleum once too. lol

Some of these are sooooo funny, and some are soo fucked up.

Lloyd Christmas

05-20-2007, 09:55 PM

so fucked up lol

ryanc

05-20-2007, 09:57 PM

Rofl, while i previewed my post i re-read the confession about the guy possibly killing the narc by removing the lugs, and laughed until i cried again as if it was the first time I had read it....god im sick.

Im not sure if anyone said this yet, but this is like clubrsx post secret webstie/book.

Someone needs to make a clubrsx confession book like postsecret lol...with picture of said fucked up individuals cars along with confessions.

aznstealthsnake

05-21-2007, 12:13 AM

heyy...its up lol

marshall'02

05-26-2007, 11:05 PM

ass fisting > killing animals

or something

808ster

05-26-2007, 11:49 PM

My mom used to make me steal for her. She would wear a very large panty under a long ass skirt. She would make me put a bunch of cigarette cartons in a cart and meet her in an aisle. Then she would grab the cartons of cigarettes and stuff them in her large panty under her skirt and then we would walk right out of the store. I was 8. One time, at Safeway, they were on to us. when I grabbed the cartons, 3 workers came out and asked me who I was grabbing the cigarettes for. I was scared and said it was for my uncle. They said," Show us your uncle." I ran away from them and started looking thru the aisles, but didnt see my mom. I started crying and ran outside, where I saw my mom in her car. She was yelling,"hurry up and get in!" I ran and jumped in thru the backseat window. She told me to lie down and stay down. I was fucking scared like a bitch! I was only 8 years old. I just stayed down and cried my ass off. She told me she would never ask me to do it again. She lied! We did it a couple more times after that, cause we had no food. What a BITCH!

blackandred

05-27-2007, 12:14 AM

i masturbated off to the jailbait asian pics i posted.
yea just kidding.
i think?

You mean the ladyboys?

veritas

05-27-2007, 12:16 AM

never eating breakfast at mickey d's ever . gave me the shits the minute that muffin touch my lips. been shittin liquid all day.

MrRSX

05-27-2007, 12:29 AM

marshall'02

05-27-2007, 02:08 AM

marshall'02

05-27-2007, 02:09 AM

i've taken a shit inside a mausoleum before :dontknow:

808ster

05-27-2007, 01:40 PM

dude, i honestly really truly hate to say this, but....... OMFG LOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yeah. I can laugh about it now, but back then it fucked me up. It was some real shit. Thats what happens when your moms a crack whore.

blingtegra

07-11-2007, 02:31 AM

y this one died? bizzump!

Lloyd Christmas

07-11-2007, 02:33 AM

down down down

youngn

07-11-2007, 02:44 AM

This thread still alive??

aznstealthsnake

07-17-2007, 07:14 PM

holy shit... we have NEW CONFESSIONS..HAHA SO late though

I'm actually a cop, and I've been looking at certain members around here to get some leads because quite frankly, crsx has a lot of stupid morons that need to be behind bars.

this year on the first day of the men's ncaa basketball tournament i met up with a friend at a pub to drink a few beers and watch some of the games. it was early afternoon but there were a lot of people there watching the games. i had been there for about an hour and a half when i got the urge to take shit. this raised an alarm because: 1) i would have to shit in a public restroom, and 2) the day before i had a case of the green apple splatters (aka diarrhea).

well, at first i thought that i could hold it off until i got home but after about 20 minutes i realized that i would not be able to hold it and would have to deal with the situation at the pub. so i casually got up and walked to the restroom. then it hit me....standing up only made it worse!! so i walked faster to the restroom and walked in. as i expected there were a few people in there, 2 people using the urinals and one guy using the toilet. the first guy left the urinal, then the next guy left the other urinal and i was just standing there waiting for the guy to leave the toilet. by this time i had sprung a leak and shit a little in my pants and was pacing back and forth trying to hold my butt cheeks together as tightly as possible. i could see the guy in front of the toilet just standing there. then a little more shit squeaked out.

by now i was panicking and was wondering what the hell that guy was doing. finally he zips up his pants and turns around to see me just standing there in the empty bathroom watching him. turns out he was texting someone and couldn't find a better place to do it that standing in front of the fucking toilet!! GRRRRR!!!! so the guy walks out and run in to take care of an emergency case of mud butt. of course i had to lay down one of those paper ass-gaskets on the toilet seat but when i bent over a little more shit squeaked out. when i pulled my pants down and bent over to sit, a river of liquid shit shot out of my ass on the way down. you can imagine the mess. so i shit about a gallon in about 3 seconds then just sat there wondering how the hell i was gonna clean myself up. i had sprayed shit everywhere like a manure spreader. i had shit in my boxers pretty good so i just took them off and laid them on the floor. i wiped up my jeans as best as i could. i continued to shit the entire time i was cleaning my pants and but finally finished. i cleaned up the toilet seat pretty well and flushed. after extensive wiping of my ass, my clothes, and the toilet i got up and opened the door to see if anyone else was in the restroom, luckily there wasn't. so i picked up my shitty boxers and stuffed them to the bottom of the trash can and thoroughly washed my hands.

there was a little wet mark on the back of my jeans but my boxers took most of the damage so it wasn't too noticeable. i stuffed some toilet paper down the back of my pants to soak up some of the wet mark. by now it had been a good 20 minutes and i just walked back to my seat and sat down like nothing had happened. i felt like i had just committed a crime and was just waiting for a table of guys to start laughing and pointing at me but no one seemed like they knew about my horrible experience.

cliffs: SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!

I really hate liers and posers with a passion. I get lied to at least 5 times a day and Im to shy and quiet to come back with any comments such as "bullshit asshole" , or " stop lying you assclown". So I just agree and basically take their lies like a little bitch.

I HATE fat girls who try to be hot, yet get offended when people make fun of them or call them fat. You know they know their ugly....I mean come on when they stand next to an attractive girl they must be thinking "ahhh fuck this Im ugly" or something to that nature.

I dont have an rsx, but this site has such a badass offtopic section that I go here all the time when I have nothing better to do.*thumbs up* Actually I dont really even like rsx's all that much.

Iam not 18 or older (17) so when I sign up for forums I always put the age at 23 so I can look at the porn sections and maybe pop a bonar.

I pee in the shower even though my toilet is 1 ft from the fucking shower, I could probably open the curtain and pee into the toilet while in the shower if I wanted....I might try that actually.

I love reading all the gay confessions knowing that I hate gay people and there are some sick fucks on this site..even if they're liers, you still have to be fucked in the head to lie about wierd gay shit.

I live in a racist town with about 30 black people and sometimes it gets annoying to listen to the racist hicks complaining about *******, when in reality, they are no better, if not worse..

I dont have a lot of friends, and quite honestly, I like it that way. I would rather have 10 good trusting friends than 100 ok friends who will fuck your life up if giving the chance.