Balls of Fury

[Smalls]

My boss just sent me the link to this trailer:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/rogue_pictures/ballsoffury/

In this secret society, the competition is brutal and the stakes are high. It is the unsanctioned, underground, and utterly unhinged world of clandestine Ping-Pong tournaments. Down-and-out former professional Ping-Pong phenom Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) is sucked into this maelstrom when FBI Agent Rodriguez (George Lopez) recruits him.

Christopher Walken FTW and in a Japanese "Geisha" outfit FTHilarity :rotfl:

looks too be a good "stupid humor" movie.

[Caje]

Saw the trailer for this before Hot fuzz. Looks funny.

[Changeling]

Saw the trailer for this before Hot Fuzz. Looks funny.

--Corrected.


Looks hilarious. Walken is so priceless.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Caje]

--Corrected.


Looks hilarious. Walken is so priceless.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Thanks.

[knag]

saw this trailer before die hard 4, movie looks hilarious and can't wait. i always remeber that big black dude as cheeseburger eddie from the longest yard :rotfl:

"it ain't easy, bein'g cheesy(passes out burgers)!!!"

[enjoiles]

"it ain't easy, bein'g cheesy(passes out burgers)!!!"


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Looks great!

[Hump]

bump for this movie

shit looks hillarious! :rotfl:

[magnEsium]

Saw this trailer today when seeing Chuck and Larry

looks pretty good, but more like cheap humor, we'll have to find out when we go see it ;)

[Eternal]

as stupid as this movie looks... im prolly gonna go see it. looks pretty funny

whos the big black dude, was also in white chicks and click. i think he is fucking halarious!!! :iptf:

[enjoiles]

whos the big black dude, was also in white chicks and click. i think he is fucking halarious!!! :iptf:

terry crews.

this movie is gonna be awesome.

[Fanatik]

i thought someone took pics of fury's balls

[Leroy Jenkems]

i thought someone took pics of fury's balls



:rotfl: someone's disappointed.

[Fury220]

i thought someone took pics of fury's balls

OMFG LAWL


http://forums.clubrsx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=281044&stc=1&d=1184990608







Sweet...a movie about my balls, huh? :thumbsup:

[Fanatik]

:rotfl: someone's disappointed.

i really am:love:

i want my 20 secs of life back after clicking this thread

[knag]

my balls of fury avy FTW

making fun of asian ping pong players alone is funny, this money will be so stupid funny i'll prolly piss my pants...AND walken.

[dan_nguyen]

lol yea this movie should be funny. Looking forward to this one :thumbsup:

[knag]

anyone see it this weekend?

i thought it was pretty funny

[1gloomyDAY]

Terrible. I wanted my $10 back!

[enjoiles]

i thought it was pretty funny

:iamwiths:

[Dr. RSXPiiimP]

walked out after 20 min

[96accordexsedan]

i heard it was pretty bad

http://www.laweekly.com/film+tv/film/test-my-balls-of-fury/17125/

Test My Balls of Fury
Answer all correctly and you still lose

By NATHAN LEE
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 8:39 pm

1. Balls of Fury is a movie about:
a. A former table-tennis prodigy (Dan Fogler as Randy Daytona) enlisted by the FBI to infiltrate the underground pingpong tournament of a legendary Chinese criminal (Christopher Walken).
b. Suppository jokes.
c. Little worth discussing and even less worth seeing.
d. All of the above.

2. In his first leading role for the big screen, Fogler, a Tony Award–winning actor (The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee), can best be described as:
a. A comedic genius.
b. Killing time until his agent gets a call from Judd Apatow.
c. A cross between Jack Black and Richard Simmons.

3. Because the FBI agent who approaches Randy is played by a Latino (George Lopez), he will be made to say:
a. "Maricón!
b. "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!"
c. "Nigga, pleez!"
d. "Say hello to my little friend!"

4. When Randy undergoes intensive pingpong training at the Happy Mu Shu Palace ("If Mu Shu fits, wear it!"), his guru, Wong (James Hong), offers the following inscrutable advice:
a. "Be as the cricket."
b. "The cheeks cannot hold the smoke. That is what it is."
c. "Pingpong is not the Macarena."
d. "I miss you, Victor Wong."

5. Are Chinese people funny?
a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Totally, like with those weird little sticks they use to eat and everything!

6. As Feng, the criminal mastermind/pingpong enthusiast, Walken can best be described as:
a. A comedic genius.
b. Killing time until his agent gets a call from Judd Apatow.
c. Ka-ching, bitches!

7. When Feng's Amazonian henchwoman offers the services of sex slaves to Randy, it's funny because:
a. They're dudes!
b. They're dudes who scream like little girls.
c. Oh, I get it: sarcasm. Lighten up, homo.

8. Maggie Q co-stars as:
a. A pair of breasts.
b. A pair of breasts that know kung fu.
c. Who's Maggie Q?

9. Balls of Fury is best viewed:
a. At the multiplex.
b. On an airplane.
c. Loaded.
d. Never.

10. Balls of Fury is to The Sound and the Fury as:
a. Freddy Got Fingered is to Finnegans Wake.
b. Borat is to Austerlitz.
c. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is to The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson.
d. Superbad is to Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus.

11. Balls of Fury belongs in the tradition of:
a. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Blades of Glory.
b. Enter the Dragon, Fists of Fury.
c. The Karate Kid, Big Trouble in Little China.
d. Wu Tang Forever.
e. Ka-ching, bitches!

12. Balls of Fury was written by:
a. Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant.
b. A racist monkey.

13. Balls of Fury should have been directed by:
a. Don't hate. Mr. Garant did a lovely job.
b. Stephen Chow.
c. Jacques Rivette.

14. This review is:
a. As lazy as the movie under consideration.
b. Lazier than the movie under consideration.

[enjoiles]

:rotfl: :laughat: @ the person who actually took the time to write that.

[Changeling]

I thought it was alright. I love James Hong, he's always good for a laugh. His scenes are way better than Walken's.




And Maggie Q is nice eye candy.:thumbsup:

[drunkenmagnum]

this movie was by far the worst movie i have seen all summer. let the record show that the only reason i went and saw is that my roomate asked me to. otherwise i would not of wasted 1 1/2 hours of my life on this crap!
avoid it if you can!

[ja23merz]

haha i agree with ^. maybe not THE worst...but it was pretty bad. maggie q didnt look too bad though. but nonetheless...it was retarded

[blac ac 06]

i watched it on da intranetz and it wasnt worth the time. i lol'd 2 times during the whole movie.

[Parks]

this bish needs a poll

[blac ac 06]

talk to thread starter:mam:

smalls, do ya thing lmao

[Smalls]

this bish needs a poll

talk to thread starter:mam:

smalls, do ya thing lmao

im rescinding my first post comment,

this crap ass movie needs a poll?

option 1: sux
option 2: sux

ya'll srsly want a poll for this?

[Xkwizit One]

Yea I heard from my friends that this movie sucked ass.

[djanthony1205]

Yea I heard from my friends that this movie sucked ass.

Sucked alot :eek:

[HyetotheSky]

never pay to watch a stupid movie like this in the theatres...another beer fest...i cant wait for the sequal... :ugh2: