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MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 03:52 PM
http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche




i hate this fag

lenny7898
05-29-2007, 03:53 PM
who is he?

ProjectR
05-29-2007, 03:56 PM
omfg kissy lips what a bunch of FAGS, they must be from new york
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg

M34speed
05-29-2007, 03:58 PM
lmao...wow....

mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 03:59 PM
I blame that Gotti kid.

Nick2730
05-29-2007, 04:05 PM
did he tan himself black lol?

mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 04:07 PM
did he tan himself black lol?



http://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01414/43/76/1414356734_l.jpg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



haha me & mikey running the tanning salon..Everything at demand !!

Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:09 PM
are those women?

ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:10 PM
http://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01414/43/76/1414356734_l.jpg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
i dont think you can get any gayer than that

mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 04:12 PM
Yeah, I think you can. If another guy helps you tan , and then tans your butt.

rsxgreg
05-29-2007, 04:13 PM
Wow transvestites?

Professor Awesome
05-29-2007, 04:13 PM
w....t....f....

dan_wheeler
05-29-2007, 04:16 PM
Shit. You guys almost got me busted by my boss because I was loling. Those guys can't be serious.

-Dan!!

Rydah858
05-29-2007, 04:20 PM
looks like they covered themselves in yoohoo...

ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:20 PM
new yorkers are fuckin weird.

btw half of those guys look like bashx

ajnast4r
05-29-2007, 04:21 PM
i would now like to apologize on behalf of all italians from new york...

we are so, so sorry...

White_02
05-29-2007, 04:22 PM
Dear Fags,

Die


Kthnx,
- Alex

Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:23 PM
omfg kissy lips what a bunch of FAGS, they must be from new york
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg

if i was at a bar and these guys showed up i honestly dont think i would be able to stop beating them and screaming no homo every time my fist touched their metrosexual faces

Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:23 PM
Dear Fags,

Die


Kthnx,
- Alex

sign my name to that letter also. thx

K20A2_S
05-29-2007, 04:25 PM
if i was at a bar and these guys showed up i honestly dont think i would be able to stop beating them and screaming no homo every time my fist touched their metrosexual faces

that's beyond metrosexual.......

It's metrosexual+gay+gotti+gay+narcicist+gay+fake tan+gay.......I don't know......somebody needs to make up a word for it...

Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:28 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:28 PM
that's beyond metrosexual.......

It's metrosexual+gay+gotti+gay+narcicist+gay+fake tan+gay.......I don't know......somebody needs to make up a word for it...

its shinfaish

Rydah858
05-29-2007, 04:33 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:33 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
:rotfl: +1

ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:34 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl: x eleventy billion

jonboy0517
05-29-2007, 04:35 PM
i didnt know guys get their eye brows done.. LMAO

ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:36 PM
those guys in 25 - 30 years from tanning
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/549/db12026dy7.jpg

K20A2_S
05-29-2007, 04:37 PM
i didnt know guys get their eye brows done.. LMAO

Completely random, but I saw a 10-12 yr old kid, fat ugly looking little bastard getting his brows waxed where I was getting a haircut.......I couldn't believe my eyes.........

Society is fawking up kids all over.....

lotexigeus
05-29-2007, 04:37 PM
lol, they got the ugly ones.

jonboy0517
05-29-2007, 04:38 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

DAYAMMM what the FAWK happen there:shakehead :rotfl:

blingtegra
05-29-2007, 04:39 PM
damn those eyebrows :rotfl:

danieRRrr
05-29-2007, 04:40 PM
LOL nice tan and eyebrows ;) lol the guy in the white suit in the prom pic resembles beast from x-men.. if beast was a metrosexual faggot that is

Razor4ever
05-29-2007, 04:41 PM
I see a lot in common with those guys and the ones that the thread starter posted.

http://www.costumenetwork.com/albums/album86/oompas01.jpg

Dr. RSXPiiimP
05-29-2007, 04:44 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

omfg :chillout::rotfl:

LitUpRSX
05-29-2007, 04:44 PM
This is why there are definatelly cases where murder should be deemed legal.

danieRRrr
05-29-2007, 04:50 PM
im surprised nsync or backstreetboys isn't on his list of heroes.

bonhomie
05-29-2007, 04:52 PM
his eyebrows look better than mine :noes: :run:

Razor4ever
05-29-2007, 04:55 PM
I would beat the shit out of him and take his porsche :P

Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:57 PM
now i really hope i dont have a little girl

danieRRrr
05-29-2007, 04:58 PM
i wonder how his parents feel about his homosexuality

Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:59 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5123-771534.jpg

Dr. RSXPiiimP
05-29-2007, 05:00 PM
new yorkers are fuckin weird.

btw half of those guys look like bashx

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 05:01 PM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg

MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 05:02 PM
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6623/guidobw9.gif

Dr. RSXPiiimP
05-29-2007, 05:04 PM
lofl that looks real :rotfl:

SiGuy
05-29-2007, 05:04 PM
What a douche!

danieRRrr
05-29-2007, 05:04 PM
lol wtf nice one

drumnatural
05-29-2007, 05:04 PM
omg gay level rising

Razor4ever
05-29-2007, 05:08 PM
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9194/db5101775223ic1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Grey Fox
05-29-2007, 05:13 PM
this guy's got the same tan

http://www.toronto.ca/archives/becker_collections/images/simmers_carrot_front.jpg

Razor4ever
05-29-2007, 05:50 PM
this guy's got the same tan

http://www.toronto.ca/archives/becker_collections/images/simmers_carrot_front.jpg

:rotfl:

Big Cam
05-29-2007, 06:08 PM
why the hell does he make a kissy face in every picture, I just want to beat the fuck out of him ith a crowbar or something

White_02
05-29-2007, 06:20 PM
:rotfl:

03ssmrsx
05-29-2007, 06:23 PM
www.getoffourisland.com

STiSchucky
05-29-2007, 06:23 PM
lmfao

jaguer8
05-29-2007, 06:40 PM
I like how under occupation he says...lol?

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-29-2007, 06:50 PM
I like how these fucking morons couldnt even spell ACAPULCO with their little coke baggies. http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/acapulco120090808080-1.jpg

:lawl: @ ACAPULO

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-29-2007, 06:52 PM
Wow transvestites?

its shinfaish


QFT... check this pic out:

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/DSC010931-2.jpg

sk
05-29-2007, 07:01 PM
I like how these fucking morons couldnt even spell ACAPULCO with their little coke baggies. http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/acapulco120090808080-1.jpg

:lawl: @ ACAPULO


is that really coke?

jaguer8
05-29-2007, 07:11 PM
I like how these fucking morons couldnt even spell ACAPULCO with their little coke baggies. IMG]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/acapulco120090808080-1.jpg[/IMG]

:lawl: @ ACAPULO

or it's becaues they didn't have enough coke :dontknow:

cobra commander
05-29-2007, 07:13 PM
mix one part street fighter
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/allen29/feiprof.jpg
and one part oompa loompa
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/allen29/wonka_oompa_loompa.jpg
equals two parts gay
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/allen29/P3240463.jpg
my bad, three parts gay

MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 07:29 PM
do girls really like these kind of guys?

mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 07:37 PM
Yeah, they get NJ ass.

bonhomie
05-29-2007, 07:37 PM
do girls really like these kind of guys?

no :shakehead

MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 07:50 PM
lol

atan
05-29-2007, 08:01 PM
why do they all have the same hair and insta-Tan?
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/l_75a917674f60668fd05a1783966dbfe4.jpg

FAGs?

MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 08:04 PM
jnijninij

MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 08:05 PM
nijnininj

drumnatural
05-29-2007, 08:06 PM
Can we stop posting all this?

I'm getting freaked out

bonhomie
05-29-2007, 08:13 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/l_76f9416dd67cd0b0405899ffb7b22d7c.jpg

chicken legs much

aozer
05-29-2007, 08:22 PM
his legs are skinnier than hers...

bonhomie
05-29-2007, 08:22 PM
his legs are skinnier than hers...

HE makes HER look fat

03ssmrsx
05-29-2007, 08:24 PM
i <3 ny for these people

mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 08:33 PM
HE makes HER look fat

She IS fat

MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 08:35 PM
She IS fat

qft

bonhomie
05-29-2007, 08:40 PM
She IS fat

:rotfl: cankles

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-29-2007, 08:40 PM
or it's becaues they didn't have enough coke :dontknow:

Fucktards could have easily spelled out MEXICO or SB2007.

Clearly all that tanning nuked their skulls.

drumnatural
05-29-2007, 08:41 PM
She IS fat

With bad posture

BashX
05-29-2007, 10:15 PM
whos this lol

MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 10:16 PM
whos this lol

srt 4 owners

Keens
05-29-2007, 10:23 PM
She IS fat

I don't see her as being fat :dontknow:

Maybe an idiot for posing next to that douche, but I don't see fatness... maybe it's just me?

mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 10:23 PM
I don't see her as being fat :dontknow:

Maybe an idiot for posing next to that douche, but I don't see fatness... maybe it's just me?

She's fat.

drumnatural
05-29-2007, 10:36 PM
^^^real tan

sztum22
05-29-2007, 10:45 PM
this thread killed my gaydar...circuit overload

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Lloyd Christmas
05-30-2007, 01:37 AM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/l_16c86c06ad457ddfa1c5dc6d15a5eb-1.jpg

Grey Fox
05-30-2007, 01:55 AM
lmao @ guy on right

cstrike
05-30-2007, 02:04 AM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5123-771534.jpg

lmfao both those chicks are ugly as fuck, but both them dudes make them look fuckin smokin. back to the thread, is superdouche a cologne?

Potsnu
05-30-2007, 02:27 AM
This guy is a fag, no doubt. But his girl is smokin' hot.....damn....

http://a829.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00688/82/85/688635828_l.jpg
http://a79.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00688/87/08/688798078_l.jpg
http://a533.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00963/23/59/963309532_l.jpg
http://i12.tinypic.com/61lqqyv.jpg

nocDturnaL
05-30-2007, 02:28 AM
These chicks are HOt (well most of em' are) (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=73914232)

dmb
05-30-2007, 02:49 AM
meh, those girls are way too over the top, don't even look hot, just look overdone


they would be better off just as pole dancers, nothing to bring home to home if you ask me

silver comet
05-30-2007, 03:30 AM
i didnt know guys get their eye brows done.. LMAO

then you dont know nycflip

sztum22
05-30-2007, 10:20 AM
These chicks are HOt (well most of em' are) (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=73914232)


elmwood park? that's like 15 mins from me...should I buttseckz her without permission? :laughing:

Dmc
05-30-2007, 10:30 AM
lol who the hell is this?!

Danger Mouse
05-30-2007, 10:34 AM
So that guy thinks he's cool because mommy and daddy bought him a Porsche? Or he's cool because he deals drugs and bought a Porsche then provides proof on the web with pictures of him and his car that has his plates exposed so that he can be found easier?

hueman
05-30-2007, 10:39 AM
joey carrera is back?

joey carrera never left muthafuckaz

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-30-2007, 10:41 AM
Girls got some nice fake tits but everything else on her is fake too. Id still let her fuck me but she would definitely be getting pissed on after the fact.

shqiptar
05-30-2007, 10:42 AM
Derrilick!

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-30-2007, 10:42 AM
These chicks are HOt (well most of em' are) (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=73914232)

especially the one on the right :rotfl:

http://i15.tinypic.com/4yf3yqg.jpg

It looks like a vulture.

K20A2_S
05-30-2007, 10:43 AM
Girls got some nice fake tits but everything else on her is fake too. Id still let her fuck me but she would definitely be getting pissed on after the fact.

R. Kelly?

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-30-2007, 10:50 AM
R. Kelly?


Bitches need to be taken down a peg. :iptf:

sztum22
05-30-2007, 10:56 AM
especially the one on the right :rotfl:

http://i15.tinypic.com/4yf3yqg.jpg

It looks like a vulture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/sztum22/4yf3yqg.jpg

:thumbsup:

STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:02 AM
lmfao jesus. what hole do these people crawl out of.


i can just tell from the 2 pics from that chicks myspace that shed be the last person id want as a gf

nismo4life
05-30-2007, 11:04 AM
This guy is a fag, no doubt. But his girl is smokin' hot.....damn....

http://a829.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00688/82/85/688635828_l.jpg
http://a79.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00688/87/08/688798078_l.jpg
http://a533.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00963/23/59/963309532_l.jpg
http://i12.tinypic.com/61lqqyv.jpg

She wears WAY too much makeup. She's probably a fuckin ho, and she has the ghetto ass shanaynay 3" nails.

Congrats Joey Carrera, you look like the biggest tool on the east coast. You drive a 99 automatic Porsche. You tan more then female body builders yet you are weaker then a quadraplegic. You think your a tough ass wearing Versache sunglasses and snorting coke, but I guess that takes you're mind off the fact that your girlfriend..without the 3 gallons of Crisco on her face she would look like a beat Russian hooker that is only with you for your money...oh wait I'm sorry, your parents money.

hueman
05-30-2007, 11:05 AM
lmfao jesus. what hole do these people crawl out of.


i can just tell from the 2 pics from that chicks myspace that shed be the last person id want as a gf

but the first person you'd fuck

STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:06 AM
:rotfl:

STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:06 AM
but the first person you'd fuck

id need a helmet for sure

hueman
05-30-2007, 11:06 AM
She wears WAY too much makeup. She's probably a fuckin ho, and she has the ghetto ass shanaynay 3" nails.

Congrats Joey Carrera, you look like the biggest tool on the east coast. You drive a 99 automatic Porsche. You tan more then female body builders yet you are weaker then a quadraplegic. You think your a tough ass wearing Versache sunglasses and snorting coke, but I guess that takes you're mind off the fact that your girlfriend..without the 3 gallons of Crisco on her face she would look like a beat Russian hooker that is only with you for your money...oh wait I'm sorry, your parents money.

d00d. maybe you should see someone. check your insurance for possible therapists that work within your group.

STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:08 AM
this is my favorite part of that chicks myspace

Income: $75,000 to $100,000


I wonder if she knows what an income is

K20A2_S
05-30-2007, 11:10 AM
I wonder if she knows what an income is

Of course she does, it's when a dude goes in and cums.

She averages 75k-100k a year.

STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:10 AM
lmao.


is that why shes orange?

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-30-2007, 11:11 AM
She wears WAY too much makeup. She's probably a fuckin ho, and she has the ghetto ass shanaynay 3" nails.

Congrats Joey Carrera, you look like the biggest tool on the east coast. You drive a 99 automatic Porsche. You tan more then female body builders yet you are weaker then a quadraplegic. You think your a tough ass wearing Versache sunglasses and snorting coke, but I guess that takes you're mind off the fact that your girlfriend..without the 3 gallons of Crisco on her face she would look like a beat Russian hooker that is only with you for your money...oh wait I'm sorry, your parents money.


:lawl:

hueman
05-30-2007, 11:13 AM
lmao.


is that why shes orange?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Game
05-30-2007, 11:17 AM
especially the one on the right :rotfl:

http://i15.tinypic.com/4yf3yqg.jpg

It looks like a vulture.

That's real? :eek:

STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:23 AM
is it me or does it look like vulture girl has twice as many teeth as a normal person

Danger Mouse
05-30-2007, 11:32 AM
this is my favorite part of that chicks myspace

Income: $75,000 to $100,000


I wonder if she knows what an income is

Some hookers make good money.

rsxgreg
05-30-2007, 11:34 AM
This thread FTW

RavenDee
05-30-2007, 11:47 AM
http://a20.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01019/91/03/1019133019_l.jpg


i thought playboy only made WOMENS stuff :noes:


btw this thread is fuckin great!

type-Slow
05-30-2007, 12:08 PM
Congrats Joey Carrera, you look like the biggest tool on the east coast. You drive a 99 automatic Porsche. You tan more then female body builders yet you are weaker then a quadraplegic. You think your a tough ass wearing Versache sunglasses and snorting coke, but I guess that takes you're mind off the fact that your girlfriend..without the 3 gallons of Crisco on her face she would look like a beat Russian hooker that is only with you for your money...oh wait I'm sorry, your parents money.



:rotfl: :rotfl: im going to sent that to his myspace in his inbox..

wheebz
05-30-2007, 12:34 PM
Someone send him a comment, and link this thread to it so he can see how much of a fucking loser he is.

bonhomie
05-30-2007, 12:35 PM
Someone send him a comment, and link this thread to it so he can see how much of a fucking loser he is.

no he'd be glad he's getting attention from people who dont even know him

hueman
05-30-2007, 12:37 PM
no he'd be glad he's getting attention from people who dont even know him

damn you look like you bleach your skin compared to joey

get off the computer and go outside for fuck's sake

nismo4life
05-30-2007, 12:52 PM
Someone send him a comment, and link this thread to it so he can see how much of a fucking loser he is.

I will when he accepts the friend invite.

ohyeahitskham
05-30-2007, 12:59 PM
I will when he accepts the friend invite.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

sztum22
05-30-2007, 01:44 PM
I will when he accepts the friend invite.


:rotfl:

cstrike
05-30-2007, 03:34 PM
hmm...

cstrike
05-30-2007, 03:35 PM
so "growing up gotti" wasnt all for shits and giggles... people really do dress and look this gay. NJ/NY = the new san francisco

Yogie
05-30-2007, 03:57 PM
wow I hope I get to meet someone like this.
It should be interesting......

MichaelJr1186
05-30-2007, 04:30 PM
bump for 5 star thread

MichaelJr1186
05-30-2007, 04:35 PM
This is what I found on another board:
is his cell number have fun
he yells "*****" nonstop when you prank him..
his real name is haim ohayon, not italian either israeli like his friends are

NHB_DC5R
05-30-2007, 04:40 PM
hes a jew?


:lawl:

K20A2_S
05-30-2007, 04:55 PM
This is what I found on another board:
is his cell number have fun
he yells "*****" nonstop when you prank him..
his real name is haim ohayon, not italian either israeli like his friends are

owned by the smalls...

BashX
05-30-2007, 04:59 PM
damn you look like you bleach your skin compared to joey

get off the computer and go outside for fuck's sake

LMAO, you cant even see her nose its so pale.

and

AHAHAHAHAH HES JEWISH LMFAO

CarLo
05-30-2007, 05:01 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


lol, looks like they are orange.

RavenDee
05-30-2007, 05:03 PM
http://i19.tinypic.com/6826rg2.jpg

lmfao

DC5 ABP
05-30-2007, 05:09 PM
you guys should come out to a club in my area or go to the jersey shore...this area is full of these types of fags we call them guitos

RavenDee
05-30-2007, 05:31 PM
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/6936/gingerblowingkisstothehaterzsh.gif

this is the last one..

i just thought it was soooo ridicioulous!!!....

ProjectR
05-30-2007, 05:38 PM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/chillmommy/guido.jpg

MichaelJr1186
05-30-2007, 06:02 PM
why do they exist in this world i live in?

Parks
05-30-2007, 06:03 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMFG :lawl: :lawl: :lawl: :lawl:

ProjectR
05-30-2007, 06:04 PM
why do they exist in this world i live in?
nobody is using new jersey, why not ship them all there?

rsxxsj
05-30-2007, 08:09 PM
who the hell

veritas
05-30-2007, 08:43 PM
wow. those fucking guys are orange. i can't believe they have 6k frineds on that space.

BanhBaoo
05-30-2007, 09:31 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

bom ftw

sztum22
05-30-2007, 10:53 PM
I heard that one of crsx members wants to join their crew to get some ass :laughing:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/sztum22/warmysexcopy.jpg

91integraDA
05-30-2007, 10:57 PM
:lawl: :lawl:

TwiztedAP1
05-31-2007, 01:38 AM
http://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01414/43/76/1414356734_l.jpg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

lolllers

RavenDee
05-31-2007, 01:46 AM
I heard that one of crsx members wants to join their crew to get some ass :laughing:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/sztum22/warmysexcopy.jpg

mannnn thats not cool:laughing:


warmy may be a virgin,...but hes not a fuckin carrot colored douche...be nice:p

dan_nguyen
05-31-2007, 01:49 AM
Still don't know who the fuck he is

Leroy Jenkems
05-31-2007, 01:58 AM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg

qfvomiting

:vomit:

dan_nguyen
05-31-2007, 02:07 AM
qfvomiting

:vomit:

Holy shit wtf gay pic

hueman
05-31-2007, 07:24 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-31-2007, 07:57 AM
nobody is using new jersey, why not ship them all there?

That is the breeding grounds for these fucks, you should see it firsthand its out of control. A couple of them go to my gym and will get all decked out like they're going clubbing and hardly break a sweat so that they dont ruin their makeup. They grease up the blowouts and leave these stains on the benches its fucking nasty. One also drives an A-spec TL with the license plate 'HUSTLERS' :rotfl:

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-31-2007, 08:05 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

:rotfl:

From the 7th definition on the page:

When guidos claim they beat someone up it is almost always a load of crap. Guidos are pussies. If they have beat someone up then they rallied up their 10-15 other guido friends and all jumped the kid. When guidos are alone they are pussies. I have beaten up 3 so far and will continue as i see fit. The 3 guidos ive beaten up, i have also humiliated them while they were crawling on the ground, messing up their hair, kicking them in the ass, and spitting on them.

hueman
05-31-2007, 08:13 AM
That is the breeding grounds for these fucks, you should see it firsthand its out of control. A couple of them go to my gym and will get all decked out like they're going clubbing and hardly break a sweat so that they dont ruin their makeup. They grease up the blowouts and leave these stains on the benches its fucking nasty. One also drives an A-spec TL with the license plate 'HUSTLERS' :rotfl:

:rotfl: someone already thought of shipping them to new jersey

Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 09:05 AM
Yeah, they get NJ ass.

NJ girls = donkey show in mexico.

Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 09:09 AM
http://a20.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01019/91/03/1019133019_l.jpg



wtf is he showing off? his chest looks like an old man dying

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-31-2007, 09:11 AM
wtf is he showing off? his chest looks like an old man dying


He's patiently waiting to hit puberty, so he can get some actual muscles. He's so dark he looks like Starvin Marvin. http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/starvin%20marvin.gif

Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 09:12 AM
i wonder if they scream during haircuts

ChromeThunder
05-31-2007, 09:15 AM
i wonder if they scream during haircuts

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :thumbsup:

Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 09:55 AM
i demand more people make fun of these metrosexuals

cstrike
05-31-2007, 10:01 AM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/chillmommy/guido.jpg

lmfao the funniest part was "white pants".

STiSchucky
05-31-2007, 10:14 AM
seriously that kids shirts hillarious

vuqtran
05-31-2007, 10:55 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761716

MissiVTEC22
05-31-2007, 10:57 AM
:vomit: :vomit:

Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 11:56 AM
seriously that kids shirts hillarious

its got "family gathering" written all over it

sztum22
05-31-2007, 12:13 PM
:rotfl: someone already thought of shipping them to new jersey

:mad:

My gun fires one way you fag ass bitch...

Khmy2NER
05-31-2007, 01:41 PM
http://www.princevegeta.net/images/vegeta4.jpg

type-Slow
05-31-2007, 02:07 PM
Someone send him a comment, and link this thread to it so he can see how much of a fucking loser he is.

done that already :thumbsup:

Parks
05-31-2007, 02:52 PM
He's patiently waiting to hit puberty, so he can get some actual muscles. He's so dark he looks like Starvin Marvin. http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/starvin%20marvin.gif

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

MichaelJr1186
05-31-2007, 04:45 PM
Does anyone see a resemblence?
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u314/nfostert/Oompa-Loompa-1.jpghttp://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u314/nfostert/oopaloompa2.jpg

MichaelJr1186
05-31-2007, 04:45 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol3.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol2.jpg

BSTNBEATDOWN
05-31-2007, 04:50 PM
[IMG]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol3.jpg[IMG]

[IMG]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol2.jpg[IMG]

Thats awesome, send him the pictures :lawl:

NHB_DC5R
06-01-2007, 12:29 AM
[00:28] SoFarFromReal 08: yo did u see the thread with the Joey Carrera dude?
[00:28] C e N a h 1: no
[00:28] SoFarFromReal 08: http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche
[00:28] SoFarFromReal 08: that asshole
[00:29] C e N a h 1: nice hairdoo
[00:29] SoFarFromReal 08: hes actually a jew
[00:29] SoFarFromReal 08: his real name is Haim
[00:29] SoFarFromReal 08: lol
[00:29] C e N a h 1: what
[00:29] C e N a h 1: jew?
[00:30] C e N a h 1: BROWN TERRORIST POWERS ACTIVATE
[00:30] C e N a h 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[00:30] SoFarFromReal 08: bwahahahahahaahhahahaha

:lawl:

MichaelJr1186
06-01-2007, 12:31 AM
:lawl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Game
06-01-2007, 12:41 AM
oh fuck someone should send them the pics :rotfl:

HIT_MAN
06-01-2007, 12:43 AM
what's wrong with white pants?

Game
06-01-2007, 12:44 AM
not after labor day :rolleyes:

HIT_MAN
06-01-2007, 12:46 AM
not after labor day :rolleyes:

i'm being serious. I bought some white shorts from american eagle and i'm wondering what is so funny about white pants or shorts?

Game
06-01-2007, 01:02 AM
i'm being serious. I bought some white shorts from american eagle and i'm wondering what is so funny about white pants or shorts?

The shorts are white/white not khaki?

Parks
06-01-2007, 01:10 AM
i'm being serious. I bought some white shorts from american eagle and i'm wondering what is so funny about white pants or shorts?

Planning on going yachting?

gthugdelux
06-01-2007, 01:10 AM
Planning on going yachting?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

by the way... anderson silva FTW

HIT_MAN
06-01-2007, 01:17 AM
Planning on going yachting?

ehhh... i can see what your talking about now. I think they look alright.

Parks
06-01-2007, 01:20 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

by the way... anderson silva FTW

:thumbsup:

Parks
06-01-2007, 01:29 AM
ehhh... i can see what your talking about now. I think they look alright.

http://www.johnravenscroft.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/John~Greece~94.jpg

:laughat:

Skunk2K20
06-01-2007, 01:31 AM
These guys should be sterilized. Maybe the tanning beds will do the job.

nocDturnaL
06-01-2007, 03:22 AM
:rotfl:

Parks
06-01-2007, 04:10 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/TehLivingDeath/Pics/Choice3.jpg

:rotfl:

Danger Mouse
06-01-2007, 04:18 PM
^^^ How many bottles of gel do they need to get their hair like that?

ProjectR
06-01-2007, 04:19 PM
only 6

RickM3
06-01-2007, 04:23 PM
http://www.johnravenscroft.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/John~Greece~94.jpg

:laughat:

:rotfl: :rotfl: mooseknuckle LOL :rotfl: :rotfl:

White_02
06-01-2007, 05:19 PM
Not the full message, just a dumbed-down version. I left out some text but you get the point :laughing:
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8271/hahahanq3.jpg


awww, no reply......bitch
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2650/hahaha2dg4.jpg

Yogie
06-02-2007, 03:03 PM
Lmao

03ssmrsx
06-02-2007, 03:08 PM
Not the full message, just a dumbed-down version. I left out some text but you get the point :laughing:
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8271/hahahanq3.jpg


awww, no reply......bitch
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2650/hahaha2dg4.jpg

haha i wish he replied

EhPeeToo
06-02-2007, 05:07 PM
LOL lets all spam that douche!

veritas
06-02-2007, 05:10 PM
Not the full message, just a dumbed-down version. I left out some text but you get the point :laughing:
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8271/hahahanq3.jpg


awww, no reply......bitch
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2650/hahaha2dg4.jpg

classis shit. :laughat:

06NHBPTypeS
06-02-2007, 05:31 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



I know im late but that is the funniest shit i have seen in the longest time..
Check + Rep for a great laugh

raiser
06-02-2007, 06:37 PM
The best website about this is http://getoffourisland.com/

stylesp
06-02-2007, 06:39 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: dude looks like a fuckin munchkin in that pic lol :rotfl:

stylesp
06-02-2007, 06:46 PM
i sent him a message on myspace lastnight your girl offered to blow me true story waiting for a response lol

ProjectR
06-02-2007, 06:47 PM
i sent him a message on myspace lastnight your girl offered to blow me true story waiting for a response lol
:rotfl:

hueman
06-02-2007, 06:50 PM
i think i'll be a guido next halloween

EhPeeToo
06-02-2007, 07:05 PM
pretend your cool with him and let him add u then after that let the spam begin on this commet box! lol

hueman
06-02-2007, 07:11 PM
we need someone to set up a fake guido acct pretending to be as big a tool as this douchebag

then get him on your add list

and send all his friends the pics CRSX has photochopped

stylesp
06-02-2007, 07:40 PM
why not send them in messages? you can message anybody on myspace

hueman
06-02-2007, 07:44 PM
well shit

let's do that then

i don't know how these damned contraptions work

Game
06-02-2007, 07:47 PM
:rotfl:

stylesp
06-02-2007, 07:49 PM
ive been on that shit for years i still cant post a pic

hueman
06-02-2007, 08:11 PM
whatever fag you're actually tom

:rotfl: :rotfl:

El_PiBe
06-02-2007, 10:46 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol3.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol2.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
why does it look like they are wearing make up?? are they?

mr2guysingh
06-02-2007, 10:58 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
why does it look like they are wearing make up?? are they?

They are

hueman
06-02-2007, 11:07 PM
i'd trade places with joey carrera

ProjectR
06-02-2007, 11:11 PM
why does that pink room have a kitchen and a bed in it ? LOL

El_PiBe
06-02-2007, 11:37 PM
^damn, I didn't even notice that. It's because one fag cooks the other fag breakfast when she wakes up :D

?uestion
06-02-2007, 11:50 PM
fuckin italians

ProjectR
06-03-2007, 12:07 AM
fuckin italians
those guys arent italian, their persian

Game
06-03-2007, 12:10 AM
He's Israeli.

ProjectR
06-03-2007, 12:24 AM
and jewish

Leroy Jenkems
06-03-2007, 12:28 AM
and african

BashX
06-03-2007, 12:31 AM
and gay

ProjectR
06-03-2007, 12:32 AM
and your friend

Leroy Jenkems
06-03-2007, 12:33 AM
He looks like Babe Ruth's gay brother....Gaybe Ruth

Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 04:50 AM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg

:rotfl: I remember on a few other boards making fun of guys like this before. I think he was called Lee Hotti.

Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 05:05 AM
Just sent him this

Hey you are such a fucking idiot hahaha
MR.haim ohayon, your not italian you are israeli like your friends are
You all use fake tanning, look orange as fuck like a glass of tang, your hair and waxed eyebrows are over the top. No real WOMAN of mature stature would EVER date you.
So enjoy the women you get now because AGAIN I REPEAT no self respecting women will ever want what you stand for right now.

You should end your life if you continue you still present your self after a message like this and the many others youve got.

<img src=>http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/chillmommy/guido.jpg>
<img src=http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg>

Mike K
06-03-2007, 05:24 AM
I have read this whole thread, pretty much followed it for 5 days...

What I have learned is that this dude's chest looks like a fart gone backwards... Thats right, it looks like his ass exploded inwards and caved in his manly orange, eyebrow pluckin, blowout wearin, AUTOMATIC PORSCHE DRIVIN (Flamin pussy, LEARN A 6 SPEED BITCH) form of a chest. Fuckin Jersey puss...

Razor4ever
06-03-2007, 05:26 AM
I have read this whole thread, pretty much followed it for 5 days...

What I have learned is that this dude's chest looks like a fart gone backwards... Thats right, it looks like his ass exploded inwards and caved in his manly orange, eyebrow pluckin, blowout wearin, AUTOMATIC PORSCHE DRIVIN (Flamin pussy, LEARN A 6 SPEED BITCH) form of a chest. Fuckin Jersey puss...

:rotfl: +rep

cl0ckw0rksi02
06-03-2007, 12:25 PM
lol

tanman rsx-s
06-03-2007, 01:04 PM
I just found this thread and I have been lamo. This is the funniest shit ever. Stupid guido wops. They probably go and get their asses waxed at the same time. I feel sorry for the girls the hook up with these guys because a field mouse has a bigger dick than them. They probably all stand around and do a big circle jerk so they can use it as hair gel. I wonder what their parents think of them. Hey look I didnt know I fucked a ompalompa. If I was their dad I would take them out back and kick them in the nuts and disown them.

stylesp
06-03-2007, 01:11 PM
yeah if that was my kid i would beat his ass

JPSlick
06-03-2007, 01:37 PM
So in a nut shell...

I think everyone would love to kick this kids ass for being so hard ghey....

tanman rsx-s
06-03-2007, 01:42 PM
Maybe he should go make out with a shotgun.

madru17
06-03-2007, 01:43 PM
omfg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

theres a kid from my school just likes this drives a black 3 series and thinks his shit dont stink

he went to the drag strip and brought gel to fix his hair after he put the helmet on:rotfl: :rotfl:

Game
06-03-2007, 01:45 PM
:rotfl:

auto too?

JPSlick
06-03-2007, 01:48 PM
omfg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

theres a kid from my school just likes this drives a black 3 series and thinks his shit dont stink

he went to the drag strip and brought gel to fix his hair after he put the helmet on:rotfl: :rotfl:

o i love seeing those kids
in like a 318 or 325 and they think they are BALLIN now....

i saw about 4 of them in prob what seemed their mothers BMW....

they freakin tried to race me, i dusted them without even downshifting and i just pointed and laughed at the fack that the 4 people in the car were all guys (yet they were all wearing make up) :lawl:

JPSlick
06-03-2007, 01:54 PM
There HAS to be someone on CRSX with this "look" (or problem)...

show your face! so we can :laughat:

Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 01:56 PM
omfg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

theres a kid from my school just likes this drives a black 3 series and thinks his shit dont stink

he went to the drag strip and brought gel to fix his hair after he put the helmet on:rotfl: :rotfl:
:lawl:
o i love seeing those kids
in like a 318 or 325 and they think they are BALLIN now....

i saw about 4 of them in prob what seemed their mothers BMW....

they freakin tried to race me, i dusted them without even downshifting and i just pointed and laughed at the fack that the 4 people in the car were all guys (yet they were all wearing make up) :lawl::rotfl:

Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 01:56 PM
There HAS to be someone on CRSX with this "look" (or problem)...

show your face! so we can :laughat:

bwhahahaha

madru17
06-03-2007, 01:57 PM
:rotfl:

auto too?

you know it

madru17
06-03-2007, 01:58 PM
ahahhaha he had a pvc pipe intake too

Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 02:02 PM
ahahhaha he had a pvc pipe intake too

...............it was actual pvc...............?

madru17
06-03-2007, 02:06 PM
...............it was actual pvc...............?

swear...he said he bought it like that

stylesp
06-03-2007, 02:06 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/TehLivingDeath/Pics/Choice3.jpg

:rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

stylesp
06-03-2007, 02:16 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

whats funny it looks like they just walked up when the other 2 couples were taking pics and they are like wtf who r u

Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 02:29 PM
swear...he said he bought it like that
:ugh: :rotfl:

ChilliBang
06-03-2007, 02:47 PM
guys pucker their lips for pics? omg... my eyes!

Highrev1
06-03-2007, 03:34 PM
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4414 (nsfw)

Public Service Announcement

Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 03:41 PM
:rotfl: I remember on a few other boards making fun of guys like this before. I think he was called Lee Hotti.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4414 (nsfw)

Public Service Announcement

repost. I was on a certian car forum back a few years ago when that was made:rotfl: I remember that. We harassed him so much he made his myspace private hahaha

waynetheman
06-03-2007, 05:21 PM
LOL that one blonde girl in his pics is hot, but what a bunch of queerbait george micheal wannabes lol

BashX
06-03-2007, 06:40 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240458.jpg

i think the only fag is the one to the very left, fuckin horse

Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 06:41 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240458.jpg

i think the only fag is the one to the very left, fuckin horse

:bsflag:

BashX
06-03-2007, 06:43 PM
lol i just noticed that, i think the gayest one is that one