View Full Version : Joey Carrera is BACK!
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 03:52 PM
http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche
i hate this fag
lenny7898
05-29-2007, 03:53 PM
who is he?
ProjectR
05-29-2007, 03:56 PM
omfg kissy lips what a bunch of FAGS, they must be from new york
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
M34speed
05-29-2007, 03:58 PM
lmao...wow....
mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 03:59 PM
I blame that Gotti kid.
Nick2730
05-29-2007, 04:05 PM
did he tan himself black lol?
mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 04:07 PM
did he tan himself black lol?
http://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01414/43/76/1414356734_l.jpg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
haha me & mikey running the tanning salon..Everything at demand !!
Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:09 PM
are those women?
ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:10 PM
http://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01414/43/76/1414356734_l.jpg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
i dont think you can get any gayer than that
mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 04:12 PM
Yeah, I think you can. If another guy helps you tan , and then tans your butt.
rsxgreg
05-29-2007, 04:13 PM
Wow transvestites?
Professor Awesome
05-29-2007, 04:13 PM
w....t....f....
dan_wheeler
05-29-2007, 04:16 PM
Shit. You guys almost got me busted by my boss because I was loling. Those guys can't be serious.
-Dan!!
Rydah858
05-29-2007, 04:20 PM
looks like they covered themselves in yoohoo...
ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:20 PM
new yorkers are fuckin weird.
btw half of those guys look like bashx
ajnast4r
05-29-2007, 04:21 PM
i would now like to apologize on behalf of all italians from new york...
we are so, so sorry...
White_02
05-29-2007, 04:22 PM
Dear Fags,
Die
Kthnx,
- Alex
Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:23 PM
omfg kissy lips what a bunch of FAGS, they must be from new york
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg
if i was at a bar and these guys showed up i honestly dont think i would be able to stop beating them and screaming no homo every time my fist touched their metrosexual faces
Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:23 PM
Dear Fags,
Die
Kthnx,
- Alex
sign my name to that letter also. thx
K20A2_S
05-29-2007, 04:25 PM
if i was at a bar and these guys showed up i honestly dont think i would be able to stop beating them and screaming no homo every time my fist touched their metrosexual faces
that's beyond metrosexual.......
It's metrosexual+gay+gotti+gay+narcicist+gay+fake tan+gay.......I don't know......somebody needs to make up a word for it...
Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:28 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:28 PM
that's beyond metrosexual.......
It's metrosexual+gay+gotti+gay+narcicist+gay+fake tan+gay.......I don't know......somebody needs to make up a word for it...
its shinfaish
Rydah858
05-29-2007, 04:33 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:33 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
:rotfl: +1
ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:34 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl: x eleventy billion
jonboy0517
05-29-2007, 04:35 PM
i didnt know guys get their eye brows done.. LMAO
ProjectR
05-29-2007, 04:36 PM
those guys in 25 - 30 years from tanning
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/549/db12026dy7.jpg
K20A2_S
05-29-2007, 04:37 PM
i didnt know guys get their eye brows done.. LMAO
Completely random, but I saw a 10-12 yr old kid, fat ugly looking little bastard getting his brows waxed where I was getting a haircut.......I couldn't believe my eyes.........
Society is fawking up kids all over.....
lotexigeus
05-29-2007, 04:37 PM
lol, they got the ugly ones.
jonboy0517
05-29-2007, 04:38 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
DAYAMMM what the FAWK happen there:shakehead :rotfl:
blingtegra
05-29-2007, 04:39 PM
damn those eyebrows :rotfl:
danieRRrr
05-29-2007, 04:40 PM
LOL nice tan and eyebrows ;) lol the guy in the white suit in the prom pic resembles beast from x-men.. if beast was a metrosexual faggot that is
Razor4ever
05-29-2007, 04:41 PM
I see a lot in common with those guys and the ones that the thread starter posted.
http://www.costumenetwork.com/albums/album86/oompas01.jpg
Dr. RSXPiiimP
05-29-2007, 04:44 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
omfg :chillout::rotfl:
LitUpRSX
05-29-2007, 04:44 PM
This is why there are definatelly cases where murder should be deemed legal.
danieRRrr
05-29-2007, 04:50 PM
im surprised nsync or backstreetboys isn't on his list of heroes.
bonhomie
05-29-2007, 04:52 PM
his eyebrows look better than mine :noes: :run:
Razor4ever
05-29-2007, 04:55 PM
I would beat the shit out of him and take his porsche :P
Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:57 PM
now i really hope i dont have a little girl
danieRRrr
05-29-2007, 04:58 PM
i wonder how his parents feel about his homosexuality
Broken5hifT
05-29-2007, 04:59 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5123-771534.jpg
Dr. RSXPiiimP
05-29-2007, 05:00 PM
new yorkers are fuckin weird.
btw half of those guys look like bashx
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 05:01 PM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 05:02 PM
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6623/guidobw9.gif
Dr. RSXPiiimP
05-29-2007, 05:04 PM
lofl that looks real :rotfl:
SiGuy
05-29-2007, 05:04 PM
What a douche!
danieRRrr
05-29-2007, 05:04 PM
lol wtf nice one
drumnatural
05-29-2007, 05:04 PM
omg gay level rising
Razor4ever
05-29-2007, 05:08 PM
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9194/db5101775223ic1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Grey Fox
05-29-2007, 05:13 PM
this guy's got the same tan
http://www.toronto.ca/archives/becker_collections/images/simmers_carrot_front.jpg
Razor4ever
05-29-2007, 05:50 PM
this guy's got the same tan
http://www.toronto.ca/archives/becker_collections/images/simmers_carrot_front.jpg
:rotfl:
Big Cam
05-29-2007, 06:08 PM
why the hell does he make a kissy face in every picture, I just want to beat the fuck out of him ith a crowbar or something
White_02
05-29-2007, 06:20 PM
:rotfl:
03ssmrsx
05-29-2007, 06:23 PM
www.getoffourisland.com
STiSchucky
05-29-2007, 06:23 PM
lmfao
jaguer8
05-29-2007, 06:40 PM
I like how under occupation he says...lol?
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-29-2007, 06:50 PM
I like how these fucking morons couldnt even spell ACAPULCO with their little coke baggies. http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/acapulco120090808080-1.jpg
:lawl: @ ACAPULO
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-29-2007, 06:52 PM
Wow transvestites?
its shinfaish
QFT... check this pic out:
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/DSC010931-2.jpg
I like how these fucking morons couldnt even spell ACAPULCO with their little coke baggies. http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/acapulco120090808080-1.jpg
:lawl: @ ACAPULO
is that really coke?
jaguer8
05-29-2007, 07:11 PM
I like how these fucking morons couldnt even spell ACAPULCO with their little coke baggies. IMG]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/acapulco120090808080-1.jpg[/IMG]
:lawl: @ ACAPULO
or it's becaues they didn't have enough coke :dontknow:
cobra commander
05-29-2007, 07:13 PM
mix one part street fighter
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/allen29/feiprof.jpg
and one part oompa loompa
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/allen29/wonka_oompa_loompa.jpg
equals two parts gay
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a348/allen29/P3240463.jpg
my bad, three parts gay
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 07:29 PM
do girls really like these kind of guys?
mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 07:37 PM
Yeah, they get NJ ass.
bonhomie
05-29-2007, 07:37 PM
do girls really like these kind of guys?
no :shakehead
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 07:50 PM
lol
why do they all have the same hair and insta-Tan?
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/l_75a917674f60668fd05a1783966dbfe4.jpg
FAGs?
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 08:04 PM
jnijninij
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 08:05 PM
nijnininj
drumnatural
05-29-2007, 08:06 PM
Can we stop posting all this?
I'm getting freaked out
bonhomie
05-29-2007, 08:13 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/l_76f9416dd67cd0b0405899ffb7b22d7c.jpg
chicken legs much
aozer
05-29-2007, 08:22 PM
his legs are skinnier than hers...
bonhomie
05-29-2007, 08:22 PM
his legs are skinnier than hers...
HE makes HER look fat
03ssmrsx
05-29-2007, 08:24 PM
i <3 ny for these people
mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 08:33 PM
HE makes HER look fat
She IS fat
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 08:35 PM
She IS fat
qft
bonhomie
05-29-2007, 08:40 PM
She IS fat
:rotfl: cankles
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-29-2007, 08:40 PM
or it's becaues they didn't have enough coke :dontknow:
Fucktards could have easily spelled out MEXICO or SB2007.
Clearly all that tanning nuked their skulls.
drumnatural
05-29-2007, 08:41 PM
She IS fat
With bad posture
BashX
05-29-2007, 10:15 PM
whos this lol
MichaelJr1186
05-29-2007, 10:16 PM
whos this lol
srt 4 owners
Keens
05-29-2007, 10:23 PM
She IS fat
I don't see her as being fat :dontknow:
Maybe an idiot for posing next to that douche, but I don't see fatness... maybe it's just me?
mr2guysingh
05-29-2007, 10:23 PM
I don't see her as being fat :dontknow:
Maybe an idiot for posing next to that douche, but I don't see fatness... maybe it's just me?
She's fat.
drumnatural
05-29-2007, 10:36 PM
^^^real tan
sztum22
05-29-2007, 10:45 PM
this thread killed my gaydar...circuit overload
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Lloyd Christmas
05-30-2007, 01:37 AM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/l_16c86c06ad457ddfa1c5dc6d15a5eb-1.jpg
Grey Fox
05-30-2007, 01:55 AM
lmao @ guy on right
cstrike
05-30-2007, 02:04 AM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5123-771534.jpg
lmfao both those chicks are ugly as fuck, but both them dudes make them look fuckin smokin. back to the thread, is superdouche a cologne?
Potsnu
05-30-2007, 02:27 AM
This guy is a fag, no doubt. But his girl is smokin' hot.....damn....
http://a829.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00688/82/85/688635828_l.jpg
http://a79.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00688/87/08/688798078_l.jpg
http://a533.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00963/23/59/963309532_l.jpg
http://i12.tinypic.com/61lqqyv.jpg
nocDturnaL
05-30-2007, 02:28 AM
These chicks are HOt (well most of em' are) (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=73914232)
meh, those girls are way too over the top, don't even look hot, just look overdone
they would be better off just as pole dancers, nothing to bring home to home if you ask me
silver comet
05-30-2007, 03:30 AM
i didnt know guys get their eye brows done.. LMAO
then you dont know nycflip
sztum22
05-30-2007, 10:20 AM
These chicks are HOt (well most of em' are) (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=73914232)
elmwood park? that's like 15 mins from me...should I buttseckz her without permission? :laughing:
lol who the hell is this?!
Danger Mouse
05-30-2007, 10:34 AM
So that guy thinks he's cool because mommy and daddy bought him a Porsche? Or he's cool because he deals drugs and bought a Porsche then provides proof on the web with pictures of him and his car that has his plates exposed so that he can be found easier?
hueman
05-30-2007, 10:39 AM
joey carrera is back?
joey carrera never left muthafuckaz
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-30-2007, 10:41 AM
Girls got some nice fake tits but everything else on her is fake too. Id still let her fuck me but she would definitely be getting pissed on after the fact.
shqiptar
05-30-2007, 10:42 AM
Derrilick!
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-30-2007, 10:42 AM
These chicks are HOt (well most of em' are) (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=73914232)
especially the one on the right :rotfl:
http://i15.tinypic.com/4yf3yqg.jpg
It looks like a vulture.
K20A2_S
05-30-2007, 10:43 AM
Girls got some nice fake tits but everything else on her is fake too. Id still let her fuck me but she would definitely be getting pissed on after the fact.
R. Kelly?
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-30-2007, 10:50 AM
R. Kelly?
Bitches need to be taken down a peg. :iptf:
sztum22
05-30-2007, 10:56 AM
especially the one on the right :rotfl:
http://i15.tinypic.com/4yf3yqg.jpg
It looks like a vulture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/sztum22/4yf3yqg.jpg
:thumbsup:
STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:02 AM
lmfao jesus. what hole do these people crawl out of.
i can just tell from the 2 pics from that chicks myspace that shed be the last person id want as a gf
nismo4life
05-30-2007, 11:04 AM
This guy is a fag, no doubt. But his girl is smokin' hot.....damn....
http://a829.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00688/82/85/688635828_l.jpg
http://a79.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00688/87/08/688798078_l.jpg
http://a533.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00963/23/59/963309532_l.jpg
http://i12.tinypic.com/61lqqyv.jpg
She wears WAY too much makeup. She's probably a fuckin ho, and she has the ghetto ass shanaynay 3" nails.
Congrats Joey Carrera, you look like the biggest tool on the east coast. You drive a 99 automatic Porsche. You tan more then female body builders yet you are weaker then a quadraplegic. You think your a tough ass wearing Versache sunglasses and snorting coke, but I guess that takes you're mind off the fact that your girlfriend..without the 3 gallons of Crisco on her face she would look like a beat Russian hooker that is only with you for your money...oh wait I'm sorry, your parents money.
hueman
05-30-2007, 11:05 AM
lmfao jesus. what hole do these people crawl out of.
i can just tell from the 2 pics from that chicks myspace that shed be the last person id want as a gf
but the first person you'd fuck
STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:06 AM
:rotfl:
STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:06 AM
but the first person you'd fuck
id need a helmet for sure
hueman
05-30-2007, 11:06 AM
She wears WAY too much makeup. She's probably a fuckin ho, and she has the ghetto ass shanaynay 3" nails.
Congrats Joey Carrera, you look like the biggest tool on the east coast. You drive a 99 automatic Porsche. You tan more then female body builders yet you are weaker then a quadraplegic. You think your a tough ass wearing Versache sunglasses and snorting coke, but I guess that takes you're mind off the fact that your girlfriend..without the 3 gallons of Crisco on her face she would look like a beat Russian hooker that is only with you for your money...oh wait I'm sorry, your parents money.
d00d. maybe you should see someone. check your insurance for possible therapists that work within your group.
STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:08 AM
this is my favorite part of that chicks myspace
Income: $75,000 to $100,000
I wonder if she knows what an income is
K20A2_S
05-30-2007, 11:10 AM
I wonder if she knows what an income is
Of course she does, it's when a dude goes in and cums.
She averages 75k-100k a year.
STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:10 AM
lmao.
is that why shes orange?
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-30-2007, 11:11 AM
She wears WAY too much makeup. She's probably a fuckin ho, and she has the ghetto ass shanaynay 3" nails.
Congrats Joey Carrera, you look like the biggest tool on the east coast. You drive a 99 automatic Porsche. You tan more then female body builders yet you are weaker then a quadraplegic. You think your a tough ass wearing Versache sunglasses and snorting coke, but I guess that takes you're mind off the fact that your girlfriend..without the 3 gallons of Crisco on her face she would look like a beat Russian hooker that is only with you for your money...oh wait I'm sorry, your parents money.
:lawl:
hueman
05-30-2007, 11:13 AM
lmao.
is that why shes orange?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
especially the one on the right :rotfl:
http://i15.tinypic.com/4yf3yqg.jpg
It looks like a vulture.
That's real? :eek:
STiSchucky
05-30-2007, 11:23 AM
is it me or does it look like vulture girl has twice as many teeth as a normal person
Danger Mouse
05-30-2007, 11:32 AM
this is my favorite part of that chicks myspace
Income: $75,000 to $100,000
I wonder if she knows what an income is
Some hookers make good money.
rsxgreg
05-30-2007, 11:34 AM
This thread FTW
RavenDee
05-30-2007, 11:47 AM
http://a20.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01019/91/03/1019133019_l.jpg
i thought playboy only made WOMENS stuff :noes:
btw this thread is fuckin great!
type-Slow
05-30-2007, 12:08 PM
Congrats Joey Carrera, you look like the biggest tool on the east coast. You drive a 99 automatic Porsche. You tan more then female body builders yet you are weaker then a quadraplegic. You think your a tough ass wearing Versache sunglasses and snorting coke, but I guess that takes you're mind off the fact that your girlfriend..without the 3 gallons of Crisco on her face she would look like a beat Russian hooker that is only with you for your money...oh wait I'm sorry, your parents money.
:rotfl: :rotfl: im going to sent that to his myspace in his inbox..
wheebz
05-30-2007, 12:34 PM
Someone send him a comment, and link this thread to it so he can see how much of a fucking loser he is.
bonhomie
05-30-2007, 12:35 PM
Someone send him a comment, and link this thread to it so he can see how much of a fucking loser he is.
no he'd be glad he's getting attention from people who dont even know him
hueman
05-30-2007, 12:37 PM
no he'd be glad he's getting attention from people who dont even know him
damn you look like you bleach your skin compared to joey
get off the computer and go outside for fuck's sake
nismo4life
05-30-2007, 12:52 PM
Someone send him a comment, and link this thread to it so he can see how much of a fucking loser he is.
I will when he accepts the friend invite.
ohyeahitskham
05-30-2007, 12:59 PM
I will when he accepts the friend invite.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
sztum22
05-30-2007, 01:44 PM
I will when he accepts the friend invite.
:rotfl:
cstrike
05-30-2007, 03:34 PM
hmm...
cstrike
05-30-2007, 03:35 PM
so "growing up gotti" wasnt all for shits and giggles... people really do dress and look this gay. NJ/NY = the new san francisco
Yogie
05-30-2007, 03:57 PM
wow I hope I get to meet someone like this.
It should be interesting......
MichaelJr1186
05-30-2007, 04:30 PM
bump for 5 star thread
MichaelJr1186
05-30-2007, 04:35 PM
This is what I found on another board:
is his cell number have fun
he yells "*****" nonstop when you prank him..
his real name is haim ohayon, not italian either israeli like his friends are
NHB_DC5R
05-30-2007, 04:40 PM
hes a jew?
:lawl:
K20A2_S
05-30-2007, 04:55 PM
This is what I found on another board:
is his cell number have fun
he yells "*****" nonstop when you prank him..
his real name is haim ohayon, not italian either israeli like his friends are
owned by the smalls...
BashX
05-30-2007, 04:59 PM
damn you look like you bleach your skin compared to joey
get off the computer and go outside for fuck's sake
LMAO, you cant even see her nose its so pale.
and
AHAHAHAHAH HES JEWISH LMFAO
CarLo
05-30-2007, 05:01 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
lol, looks like they are orange.
RavenDee
05-30-2007, 05:03 PM
http://i19.tinypic.com/6826rg2.jpg
lmfao
DC5 ABP
05-30-2007, 05:09 PM
you guys should come out to a club in my area or go to the jersey shore...this area is full of these types of fags we call them guitos
RavenDee
05-30-2007, 05:31 PM
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/6936/gingerblowingkisstothehaterzsh.gif
this is the last one..
i just thought it was soooo ridicioulous!!!....
ProjectR
05-30-2007, 05:38 PM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/chillmommy/guido.jpg
MichaelJr1186
05-30-2007, 06:02 PM
why do they exist in this world i live in?
Parks
05-30-2007, 06:03 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
OMFG :lawl: :lawl: :lawl: :lawl:
ProjectR
05-30-2007, 06:04 PM
why do they exist in this world i live in?
nobody is using new jersey, why not ship them all there?
rsxxsj
05-30-2007, 08:09 PM
who the hell
veritas
05-30-2007, 08:43 PM
wow. those fucking guys are orange. i can't believe they have 6k frineds on that space.
BanhBaoo
05-30-2007, 09:31 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
bom ftw
sztum22
05-30-2007, 10:53 PM
I heard that one of crsx members wants to join their crew to get some ass :laughing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/sztum22/warmysexcopy.jpg
91integraDA
05-30-2007, 10:57 PM
:lawl: :lawl:
TwiztedAP1
05-31-2007, 01:38 AM
http://a735.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01414/43/76/1414356734_l.jpg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
lolllers
RavenDee
05-31-2007, 01:46 AM
I heard that one of crsx members wants to join their crew to get some ass :laughing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/sztum22/warmysexcopy.jpg
mannnn thats not cool:laughing:
warmy may be a virgin,...but hes not a fuckin carrot colored douche...be nice:p
dan_nguyen
05-31-2007, 01:49 AM
Still don't know who the fuck he is
Leroy Jenkems
05-31-2007, 01:58 AM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg
qfvomiting
:vomit:
dan_nguyen
05-31-2007, 02:07 AM
qfvomiting
:vomit:
Holy shit wtf gay pic
hueman
05-31-2007, 07:24 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-31-2007, 07:57 AM
nobody is using new jersey, why not ship them all there?
That is the breeding grounds for these fucks, you should see it firsthand its out of control. A couple of them go to my gym and will get all decked out like they're going clubbing and hardly break a sweat so that they dont ruin their makeup. They grease up the blowouts and leave these stains on the benches its fucking nasty. One also drives an A-spec TL with the license plate 'HUSTLERS' :rotfl:
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-31-2007, 08:05 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
:rotfl:
From the 7th definition on the page:
When guidos claim they beat someone up it is almost always a load of crap. Guidos are pussies. If they have beat someone up then they rallied up their 10-15 other guido friends and all jumped the kid. When guidos are alone they are pussies. I have beaten up 3 so far and will continue as i see fit. The 3 guidos ive beaten up, i have also humiliated them while they were crawling on the ground, messing up their hair, kicking them in the ass, and spitting on them.
hueman
05-31-2007, 08:13 AM
That is the breeding grounds for these fucks, you should see it firsthand its out of control. A couple of them go to my gym and will get all decked out like they're going clubbing and hardly break a sweat so that they dont ruin their makeup. They grease up the blowouts and leave these stains on the benches its fucking nasty. One also drives an A-spec TL with the license plate 'HUSTLERS' :rotfl:
:rotfl: someone already thought of shipping them to new jersey
Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 09:05 AM
Yeah, they get NJ ass.
NJ girls = donkey show in mexico.
Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 09:09 AM
http://a20.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01019/91/03/1019133019_l.jpg
wtf is he showing off? his chest looks like an old man dying
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-31-2007, 09:11 AM
wtf is he showing off? his chest looks like an old man dying
He's patiently waiting to hit puberty, so he can get some actual muscles. He's so dark he looks like Starvin Marvin. http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/starvin%20marvin.gif
Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 09:12 AM
i wonder if they scream during haircuts
ChromeThunder
05-31-2007, 09:15 AM
i wonder if they scream during haircuts
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :thumbsup:
Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 09:55 AM
i demand more people make fun of these metrosexuals
cstrike
05-31-2007, 10:01 AM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/chillmommy/guido.jpg
lmfao the funniest part was "white pants".
STiSchucky
05-31-2007, 10:14 AM
seriously that kids shirts hillarious
vuqtran
05-31-2007, 10:55 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761716
MissiVTEC22
05-31-2007, 10:57 AM
:vomit: :vomit:
Broken5hifT
05-31-2007, 11:56 AM
seriously that kids shirts hillarious
its got "family gathering" written all over it
sztum22
05-31-2007, 12:13 PM
:rotfl: someone already thought of shipping them to new jersey
:mad:
My gun fires one way you fag ass bitch...
Khmy2NER
05-31-2007, 01:41 PM
http://www.princevegeta.net/images/vegeta4.jpg
type-Slow
05-31-2007, 02:07 PM
Someone send him a comment, and link this thread to it so he can see how much of a fucking loser he is.
done that already :thumbsup:
Parks
05-31-2007, 02:52 PM
He's patiently waiting to hit puberty, so he can get some actual muscles. He's so dark he looks like Starvin Marvin. http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/starvin%20marvin.gif
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
MichaelJr1186
05-31-2007, 04:45 PM
Does anyone see a resemblence?
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u314/nfostert/Oompa-Loompa-1.jpghttp://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u314/nfostert/oopaloompa2.jpg
MichaelJr1186
05-31-2007, 04:45 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol3.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol2.jpg
BSTNBEATDOWN
05-31-2007, 04:50 PM
[IMG]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol3.jpg[IMG]
[IMG]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol2.jpg[IMG]
Thats awesome, send him the pictures :lawl:
NHB_DC5R
06-01-2007, 12:29 AM
[00:28] SoFarFromReal 08: yo did u see the thread with the Joey Carrera dude?
[00:28] C e N a h 1: no
[00:28] SoFarFromReal 08: http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche
[00:28] SoFarFromReal 08: that asshole
[00:29] C e N a h 1: nice hairdoo
[00:29] SoFarFromReal 08: hes actually a jew
[00:29] SoFarFromReal 08: his real name is Haim
[00:29] SoFarFromReal 08: lol
[00:29] C e N a h 1: what
[00:29] C e N a h 1: jew?
[00:30] C e N a h 1: BROWN TERRORIST POWERS ACTIVATE
[00:30] C e N a h 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[00:30] SoFarFromReal 08: bwahahahahahaahhahahaha
:lawl:
MichaelJr1186
06-01-2007, 12:31 AM
:lawl:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
oh fuck someone should send them the pics :rotfl:
HIT_MAN
06-01-2007, 12:43 AM
what's wrong with white pants?
not after labor day :rolleyes:
HIT_MAN
06-01-2007, 12:46 AM
not after labor day :rolleyes:
i'm being serious. I bought some white shorts from american eagle and i'm wondering what is so funny about white pants or shorts?
i'm being serious. I bought some white shorts from american eagle and i'm wondering what is so funny about white pants or shorts?
The shorts are white/white not khaki?
Parks
06-01-2007, 01:10 AM
i'm being serious. I bought some white shorts from american eagle and i'm wondering what is so funny about white pants or shorts?
Planning on going yachting?
gthugdelux
06-01-2007, 01:10 AM
Planning on going yachting?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
by the way... anderson silva FTW
HIT_MAN
06-01-2007, 01:17 AM
Planning on going yachting?
ehhh... i can see what your talking about now. I think they look alright.
Parks
06-01-2007, 01:20 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
by the way... anderson silva FTW
:thumbsup:
Parks
06-01-2007, 01:29 AM
ehhh... i can see what your talking about now. I think they look alright.
http://www.johnravenscroft.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/John~Greece~94.jpg
:laughat:
Skunk2K20
06-01-2007, 01:31 AM
These guys should be sterilized. Maybe the tanning beds will do the job.
nocDturnaL
06-01-2007, 03:22 AM
:rotfl:
Parks
06-01-2007, 04:10 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/TehLivingDeath/Pics/Choice3.jpg
:rotfl:
Danger Mouse
06-01-2007, 04:18 PM
^^^ How many bottles of gel do they need to get their hair like that?
ProjectR
06-01-2007, 04:19 PM
only 6
RickM3
06-01-2007, 04:23 PM
http://www.johnravenscroft.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/John~Greece~94.jpg
:laughat:
:rotfl: :rotfl: mooseknuckle LOL :rotfl: :rotfl:
White_02
06-01-2007, 05:19 PM
Not the full message, just a dumbed-down version. I left out some text but you get the point :laughing:
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8271/hahahanq3.jpg
awww, no reply......bitch
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2650/hahaha2dg4.jpg
Yogie
06-02-2007, 03:03 PM
Lmao
03ssmrsx
06-02-2007, 03:08 PM
Not the full message, just a dumbed-down version. I left out some text but you get the point :laughing:
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8271/hahahanq3.jpg
awww, no reply......bitch
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2650/hahaha2dg4.jpg
haha i wish he replied
EhPeeToo
06-02-2007, 05:07 PM
LOL lets all spam that douche!
veritas
06-02-2007, 05:10 PM
Not the full message, just a dumbed-down version. I left out some text but you get the point :laughing:
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8271/hahahanq3.jpg
awww, no reply......bitch
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2650/hahaha2dg4.jpg
classis shit. :laughat:
06NHBPTypeS
06-02-2007, 05:31 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I know im late but that is the funniest shit i have seen in the longest time..
Check + Rep for a great laugh
raiser
06-02-2007, 06:37 PM
The best website about this is http://getoffourisland.com/
stylesp
06-02-2007, 06:39 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: dude looks like a fuckin munchkin in that pic lol :rotfl:
stylesp
06-02-2007, 06:46 PM
i sent him a message on myspace lastnight your girl offered to blow me true story waiting for a response lol
ProjectR
06-02-2007, 06:47 PM
i sent him a message on myspace lastnight your girl offered to blow me true story waiting for a response lol
:rotfl:
hueman
06-02-2007, 06:50 PM
i think i'll be a guido next halloween
EhPeeToo
06-02-2007, 07:05 PM
pretend your cool with him and let him add u then after that let the spam begin on this commet box! lol
hueman
06-02-2007, 07:11 PM
we need someone to set up a fake guido acct pretending to be as big a tool as this douchebag
then get him on your add list
and send all his friends the pics CRSX has photochopped
stylesp
06-02-2007, 07:40 PM
why not send them in messages? you can message anybody on myspace
hueman
06-02-2007, 07:44 PM
well shit
let's do that then
i don't know how these damned contraptions work
stylesp
06-02-2007, 07:49 PM
ive been on that shit for years i still cant post a pic
hueman
06-02-2007, 08:11 PM
whatever fag you're actually tom
:rotfl: :rotfl:
El_PiBe
06-02-2007, 10:46 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol3.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z47/Passsssquali/lol2.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
why does it look like they are wearing make up?? are they?
mr2guysingh
06-02-2007, 10:58 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
why does it look like they are wearing make up?? are they?
They are
hueman
06-02-2007, 11:07 PM
i'd trade places with joey carrera
ProjectR
06-02-2007, 11:11 PM
why does that pink room have a kitchen and a bed in it ? LOL
El_PiBe
06-02-2007, 11:37 PM
^damn, I didn't even notice that. It's because one fag cooks the other fag breakfast when she wakes up :D
?uestion
06-02-2007, 11:50 PM
fuckin italians
ProjectR
06-03-2007, 12:07 AM
fuckin italians
those guys arent italian, their persian
ProjectR
06-03-2007, 12:24 AM
and jewish
Leroy Jenkems
06-03-2007, 12:28 AM
and african
BashX
06-03-2007, 12:31 AM
and gay
ProjectR
06-03-2007, 12:32 AM
and your friend
Leroy Jenkems
06-03-2007, 12:33 AM
He looks like Babe Ruth's gay brother....Gaybe Ruth
Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 04:50 AM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg
:rotfl: I remember on a few other boards making fun of guys like this before. I think he was called Lee Hotti.
Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 05:05 AM
Just sent him this
Hey you are such a fucking idiot hahaha
MR.haim ohayon, your not italian you are israeli like your friends are
You all use fake tanning, look orange as fuck like a glass of tang, your hair and waxed eyebrows are over the top. No real WOMAN of mature stature would EVER date you.
So enjoy the women you get now because AGAIN I REPEAT no self respecting women will ever want what you stand for right now.
You should end your life if you continue you still present your self after a message like this and the many others youve got.
<img src=>http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/chillmommy/guido.jpg>
<img src=http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg>
Mike K
06-03-2007, 05:24 AM
I have read this whole thread, pretty much followed it for 5 days...
What I have learned is that this dude's chest looks like a fart gone backwards... Thats right, it looks like his ass exploded inwards and caved in his manly orange, eyebrow pluckin, blowout wearin, AUTOMATIC PORSCHE DRIVIN (Flamin pussy, LEARN A 6 SPEED BITCH) form of a chest. Fuckin Jersey puss...
Razor4ever
06-03-2007, 05:26 AM
I have read this whole thread, pretty much followed it for 5 days...
What I have learned is that this dude's chest looks like a fart gone backwards... Thats right, it looks like his ass exploded inwards and caved in his manly orange, eyebrow pluckin, blowout wearin, AUTOMATIC PORSCHE DRIVIN (Flamin pussy, LEARN A 6 SPEED BITCH) form of a chest. Fuckin Jersey puss...
:rotfl: +rep
cl0ckw0rksi02
06-03-2007, 12:25 PM
lol
tanman rsx-s
06-03-2007, 01:04 PM
I just found this thread and I have been lamo. This is the funniest shit ever. Stupid guido wops. They probably go and get their asses waxed at the same time. I feel sorry for the girls the hook up with these guys because a field mouse has a bigger dick than them. They probably all stand around and do a big circle jerk so they can use it as hair gel. I wonder what their parents think of them. Hey look I didnt know I fucked a ompalompa. If I was their dad I would take them out back and kick them in the nuts and disown them.
stylesp
06-03-2007, 01:11 PM
yeah if that was my kid i would beat his ass
JPSlick
06-03-2007, 01:37 PM
So in a nut shell...
I think everyone would love to kick this kids ass for being so hard ghey....
tanman rsx-s
06-03-2007, 01:42 PM
Maybe he should go make out with a shotgun.
madru17
06-03-2007, 01:43 PM
omfg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
theres a kid from my school just likes this drives a black 3 series and thinks his shit dont stink
he went to the drag strip and brought gel to fix his hair after he put the helmet on:rotfl: :rotfl:
JPSlick
06-03-2007, 01:48 PM
omfg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
theres a kid from my school just likes this drives a black 3 series and thinks his shit dont stink
he went to the drag strip and brought gel to fix his hair after he put the helmet on:rotfl: :rotfl:
o i love seeing those kids
in like a 318 or 325 and they think they are BALLIN now....
i saw about 4 of them in prob what seemed their mothers BMW....
they freakin tried to race me, i dusted them without even downshifting and i just pointed and laughed at the fack that the 4 people in the car were all guys (yet they were all wearing make up) :lawl:
JPSlick
06-03-2007, 01:54 PM
There HAS to be someone on CRSX with this "look" (or problem)...
show your face! so we can :laughat:
Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 01:56 PM
omfg :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
theres a kid from my school just likes this drives a black 3 series and thinks his shit dont stink
he went to the drag strip and brought gel to fix his hair after he put the helmet on:rotfl: :rotfl:
:lawl:
o i love seeing those kids
in like a 318 or 325 and they think they are BALLIN now....
i saw about 4 of them in prob what seemed their mothers BMW....
they freakin tried to race me, i dusted them without even downshifting and i just pointed and laughed at the fack that the 4 people in the car were all guys (yet they were all wearing make up) :lawl::rotfl:
Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 01:56 PM
There HAS to be someone on CRSX with this "look" (or problem)...
show your face! so we can :laughat:
bwhahahaha
madru17
06-03-2007, 01:57 PM
:rotfl:
auto too?
you know it
madru17
06-03-2007, 01:58 PM
ahahhaha he had a pvc pipe intake too
Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 02:02 PM
ahahhaha he had a pvc pipe intake too
...............it was actual pvc...............?
madru17
06-03-2007, 02:06 PM
...............it was actual pvc...............?
swear...he said he bought it like that
stylesp
06-03-2007, 02:06 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/TehLivingDeath/Pics/Choice3.jpg
:rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
stylesp
06-03-2007, 02:16 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
whats funny it looks like they just walked up when the other 2 couples were taking pics and they are like wtf who r u
Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 02:29 PM
swear...he said he bought it like that
:ugh: :rotfl:
ChilliBang
06-03-2007, 02:47 PM
guys pucker their lips for pics? omg... my eyes!
Highrev1
06-03-2007, 03:34 PM
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4414 (nsfw)
Public Service Announcement
Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 03:41 PM
:rotfl: I remember on a few other boards making fun of guys like this before. I think he was called Lee Hotti.
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4414 (nsfw)
Public Service Announcement
repost. I was on a certian car forum back a few years ago when that was made:rotfl: I remember that. We harassed him so much he made his myspace private hahaha
waynetheman
06-03-2007, 05:21 PM
LOL that one blonde girl in his pics is hot, but what a bunch of queerbait george micheal wannabes lol
BashX
06-03-2007, 06:40 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240458.jpg
i think the only fag is the one to the very left, fuckin horse
Gotboost98
06-03-2007, 06:41 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240458.jpg
i think the only fag is the one to the very left, fuckin horse
:bsflag:
BashX
06-03-2007, 06:43 PM
lol i just noticed that, i think the gayest one is that one
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