I won the race

[General Tso]

I am an enthusiast... I am in on a team, so to speak, and we practice with our cars on a regular basis. We have an area we consider our "territory", where we practice. We even have trainees who are hopefuls to apply for the team Shinken (thats us lol). I have never entered a race until recently when one of our trainees a 21yo with a Scion xA, with an AEM CAI, and TRD exhaust, w/5 speed challenged another person to a race on our territory. This is against the rules and where we practice has a terrible road condition and its pitch black at night. So to prevent the trainee from possible danger, I challenged him to a day time race on our 'course'. My car named "Megami", is a stockport 83, GS with the LSD and transmission from a 85 GSLSE, the engine has a FC1000 ignition, a custom made from texalian wing, a full custom Racing Beat/GReddy exhaust, and a few other things here and there. To make it more a battle of skill rather then power, I added 160lbs to my car's weight, and capped my top RPM to 6000, which is lower then where the engine power peaks with that particular exhaust. I also let him lead, I followed him and watched his movements until I saw he oversteered and braked too much during turns. On the last uphill before the finish line, a truck blocked his way, since he couldnt see what was coming bc of the hill, I drafted then engien braked to see if someone was coming, then passed him before he could get into my lane to block me. The race covered a curvy 8.6mile course in 7:32.47. Afterwards, I told him where he needed to improve and what he should modify next on his xA. It was an interesting experience for me as well, considering it was my first race. Pic Related.

tl;dr fags: I owned a bolt-ons xA

[General Tso]

My team(Shinken) and I regularly practice touge style racing every weekend.

[General Tso]

Our leader drives an AE86 with koyo suspension.. TRD exhaust, TRD transmission.. too many mods to list. My car(of course lol) and the two other veterans drive 1990 S13 Fastbacks with heavy modifications.

[wesessiah]

hmm... i'm somewhat reminded of the tokyo extreme games+need for speed carbon.

[General Tso]

hmm... i'm somewhat reminded of the tokyo extreme games+need for speed carbon.

thats obviously not what it is.

[hopupimports]

that was boring

[Kevin949]

hmm... i'm somewhat reminded of the tokyo extreme games+need for speed carbon.

thats obviously not what it is.

He's right, wes. It's more like intial D.

So are you Iggy then if your leader is Takumi?

[18psi]

srsly...:sleep:

[wesessiah]

He's right, wes. It's more like intial D.

So are you Iggy then if your leader is Takumi?

:lawl:... that crossed my mind too with the ae86

[rsxtypes7900]

reminds me of FastnFurious movies... but i guess if it is important to you then thats cool man :thumbsup: good luck holding your spot down

[General Tso]

we'd go to a track, but Local tracks are only drag racing tracks filled with idiot muscle tuners.. IMO that power is wasted if you drive skillesly in a straight line. It forces us to practice on the streets, dangerous a little but we all have fun.

[General Tso]

http://larrikin.outphase.com/image/driftsmall.jpg

[hopupimports]

we'd go to a track, but Local tracks are only drag racing tracks filled with idiot muscle tuners.. IMO that power is wasted if you drive skillesly in a straight line. It forces us to practice on the streets, dangerous a little but we all have fun.


skillesly in a straight line?!? wow.... you think your real tough racing up hills and holding "your spot"? please tell me you you are kidding, and really dont thik that it doesnt take any skill to race down a track

[rsxtypes7900]

never been on a 1/4 mile track, but owning a SC'd rsx i know a thing or 2 about having no traction and therefore geting a car to launch/hold power down a track takes skill

[Game]

I'm too white to get whats going on here. :(

[knwldge54]

For a second I thought this was the 1-900-whore-on :coffee:

[General Tso]

and this is our other cars




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/t0rqueless/1200787415892.jpg

[Zissou]

I am an enthusiast... I am in on a team, so to speak, and we practice with our cars on a regular basis. We have an area we consider our "territory", where we practice. We even have trainees who are hopefuls to apply for the team Shinken (thats us lol). I have never entered a race until recently when one of our trainees a 21yo with a Scion xA, with an AEM CAI, and TRD exhaust, w/5 speed challenged another person to a race on our territory. This is against the rules and where we practice has a terrible road condition and its pitch black at night. So to prevent the trainee from possible danger, I challenged him to a day time race on our 'course'. My car named "Megami", is a stockport 83, GS with the LSD and transmission from a 85 GSLSE, the engine has a FC1000 ignition, a custom made from texalian wing, a full custom Racing Beat/GReddy exhaust, and a few other things here and there. To make it more a battle of skill rather then power, I added 160lbs to my car's weight, and capped my top RPM to 6000, which is lower then where the engine power peaks with that particular exhaust. I also let him lead, I followed him and watched his movements until I saw he oversteered and braked too much during turns. On the last uphill before the finish line, a truck blocked his way, since he couldnt see what was coming bc of the hill, I drafted then engien braked to see if someone was coming, then passed him before he could get into my lane to block me. The race covered a curvy 8.6mile course in 7:32.47. Afterwards, I told him where he needed to improve and what he should modify next on his xA. It was an interesting experience for me as well, considering it was my first race. Pic Related.

tl;dr fags: I owned a bolt-ons xA
i used to have an '83 GS RX-7 as well; i had it crushed last month for dishonoring me (seriously). what ECU are you using? wolf? because theoretically, unless you're F/I, youre running the stock nikki carb, in which case 6k you should easily walk an Xa with a 2580lb car (factoring in the 160 lb addition) and SE tranny. you beat an Xa; thats like me saying i beat a Suburban with my base RSX; low to the ground sports car/sporty car vs econobox/SUV. based on your lower valence, you have an 84 or 84 Rex... i have an 84 GSL-SE and an 85 GSL-SE; not even the venerable Haichiroku can touch them on cornering.

3 words son; TURBO II SWAP. but nice pics and nice cars; heres a shot of my last 2 rotary rockets...
http://i17.tinypic.com/8br9d2p.jpg

[rsxtypes7900]

and this is our other cars




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/t0rqueless/1200787415892.jpg

seriously? i been :drink: a little but...

interesting

[suhailtheboss]

shinken touge racing crew hollaaa

[suhailtheboss]

seriously though, theyre an amazing team

i had an opportunity to see them run a few times last august when i went to the semianual MAPD convention

hope to go back soon

[General Tso]

thanks for the kind words

[Zissou]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/t0rqueless/1200033201947.jpg

THIS IS OUR CREWS AE86

that is not a haichiroku (AE86)

[hueman]

Y'KNOW WHAT MAN

i hope to god you crash and die. i only hope that nobody else gets hurt because it's absolutely STUPID to be racing up and down mountains and hills with oncoming traffic. keep it on the hwys.

[Zissou]

Y'KNOW WHAT MAN

i hope to god you crash and die. i only hope that nobody else gets hurt because it's absolutely STUPID to be racing up and down mountains and hills with oncoming traffic. keep it on the hwys.

you'd be surprised at the level of control you have an an FB RX-7.

[hueman]

i can't believe people are STILL touge racing. it's like it never turned to 2008 and we're stuck in 2007.

[wesessiah]

the truck makes me think this is a joke topic... since clearly the truck is not a corrola/sprinter, and it's one of the worst photoshops i've seen... the hood looks pixelated, the black doesn't cover the whole hood (left most portion in the picture) the graphics don't look like a natural color... and wow, the wheel tire chop :shakehead:

[Kevin949]

i can't believe people are STILL touge racing. it's like it never turned to 2008 and we're stuck in 1997.

Fixed.

[hueman]

you'd be surprised at the level of control you have an an FB RX-7.

i'm surprised this douchebag knows where his clutch is

[Zissou]

i can't believe people are STILL touge racing. it's like it never turned to 2008 and we're stuck in 2007.

try it; any dick can make a camaro fast, but not any dick can take a 90 degree turn at 50. skill is a lot, but the car is also a major factor.

[Kevin949]

the truck makes me think this is a joke topic... since clearly the truck is not a corrola/sprinter, and it's one of the worst photoshops i've seen... the hood looks pixelated, the black doesn't cover the whole hood (left most portion in the picture) the graphics don't look like a natural color... and wow, the wheel tire chop :shakehead:

while I'm sure the pics are a joke, I think the OP has a decent sense of humor considering he ignored my post entirely. LoL It's entirely possible he and his "crew" exist and did this.

Real racing "teams" have websites! what's your URL, threadstarter? (/sarcasm)

[Kevin949]

try it; any dick can make a camaro fast, but not any dick can take a 90 degree turn at 50. skill is a lot, but the car is also a major factor.

maybe so, but there's no reason to do it with oncoming traffic. That's his argument.

[hueman]

try it; any dick can make a camaro fast, but not any dick can take a 90 degree turn at 50. skill is a lot, but the car is also a major factor.

it takes a man to not put other peoples' lives in danger

[suhailtheboss]

try it; any dick can make a camaro fast, but not any dick can take a 90 degree turn at 50. skill is a lot, but the car is also a major factor.

i agree 100% with this mans statements

[hueman]

y'know what

1/4 mile track has infinitely more skill necessary than any fagboi in a scion racing up and down a mountain pass with tecno music in the background and half a bottle of gel in your hair

[General Tso]

the truck makes me think this is a joke topic... since clearly the truck is not a corrola/sprinter, and it's one of the worst photoshops i've seen... the hood looks pixelated, the black doesn't cover the whole hood (left most portion in the picture) the graphics don't look like a natural color... and wow, the wheel tire chop :shakehead:

O SORRY

i uploaded pic to my photobucket and all i saw was words AE86

my b yo

[hueman]

y'know what, i bet you never even heard your tires squeal... let me tell you, it's terrifying.

[wesessiah]

lol... this thread is moderately entertaining in lieu of vteceater.

[suhailtheboss]

while I'm sure the pics are a joke, I think the OP has a decent sense of humor considering he ignored my post entirely. LoL It's entirely possible he and his "crew" exist and did this.

Real racing "teams" have websites! what's your URL, threadstarter? (/sarcasm)

they do exist, ive met richard and the rest of the crew (sorry everyone for forgetting your names!:o )

richard was extremely kind and let me stay in his home with his family for the three days i was in town

[General Tso]

Y'KNOW WHAT MAN

i hope to god you crash and die. i only hope that nobody else gets hurt because it's absolutely STUPID to be racing up and down mountains and hills with oncoming traffic. keep it on the hwys.

WATEVER DOOD

YOU obviously dont know how to drive

[hueman]

grip racing is for homos. drifting is the real shit anyway, and you don't need to be on a public road for that!!!!!

[General Tso]

while I'm sure the pics are a joke, I think the OP has a decent sense of humor considering he ignored my post entirely. LoL It's entirely possible he and his "crew" exist and did this.

Real racing "teams" have websites! what's your URL, threadstarter? (/sarcasm)

i dont have to defend myself and my crew to you.

we defend our territory, only. come to where i live and throw down.


prob couldnt even hang with the trainees, right suhail?

[hueman]

try going in excess of 40mph in an empty parking lot, slamming your steering wheel to the right or left as fast as you can and yanking your ebrake in your rsx. feel the leather under your finger tips tighten as your rear swings out and keep your foot planted and try to countersteer as you listen to your i-vtec scream... you'll never feel more free

[General Tso]

they do exist, ive met richard and the rest of the crew (sorry everyone for forgetting your names!:o )

richard was extremely kind and let me stay in his home with his family for the three days i was in town

you gotta come back again

[Kevin949]

i dont have to defend myself and my crew to you.

we defend our territory, only. come to where i live and throw down.


prob couldnt even hang with the trainees, right suhail?

Haha, first off I'm not disbelieving you have a crew. Secondly...if you're defending your territory against xB's, I'm not going to waste my time. third, I was asking about a site because it's true, most everyone that has/is a group have a site. Do you? (serious)

[Kevin949]

grip racing is for homos. drifting is the real shit anyway, and you don't need to be on a public road for that!!!!!

Drifting is slower than grip racing, y0.

[hueman]

yeah whatever man

[hueman]

i would say something like .01 percent of people on these car enthusiast sites ever step foot on a road course, so to say that drifting is slower than grip racing is pointless, since so few people ever actually compete. same goes for 1/4 mile racing. the street is the only place to handle your business. i will give TS that.

[Kevin949]

i would say something like .01 percent of people on these car enthusiast sites ever step foot on a road course, so to say that drifting is slower than grip racing is pointless, since so few people ever actually compete. same goes for 1/4 mile racing. the street is the only place to handle your business. i will give TS that.

Ya, I don't care where he races. i'm AGREEING with you that he shouldn't do it with traffic around. And actually it's been proven (not by anyone on CRSX) time and again that grip racers put down faster times on tracks than drift racers.

I'm just sayin, I'm not putting down drifting. Personally I'm find road course racing (grip) more exhilarating.

[18psi]

:mam:
this thread is sure to provide lots of entertainment....beer has been consumed, now all i have to do is kick back with some :popcorn:

carry on guys:drink:

[wdsonny]

Next candidates for the Darwin Award, please raise your hands if you "drift" on hills and mountain roads. I would love to see you guys come to Cali and do the fast side of Palomar Mountain Road. I would even give you a headstart and let's see who makes it to the bottom (on the road, not falling down the cliff). Those that know PM know what I mean. Road is so twisty with 180 kickbacks and a drop in elevation from 4000 to 100 in about 1/2 mile.

[rsxtypes7900]

i would say something like .01 percent of people on these car enthusiast sites ever step foot on a road course, so to say that drifting is slower than grip racing is pointless, since so few people ever actually compete. same goes for 1/4 mile racing. the street is the only place to handle your business. i will give TS that.

the part about most people not actually racing is probably true, but to say that you need to handle your "business" on the street makes you sound like a true idiot, racing on the street is a terrible idea, empty streets late at night or not

and grip racing is faster, period

[aznsoccerstar11]

you beat a scion.. high fucking five

[craven]

bunch of kids with imaginations........i would come to your territory and take it away.......then i would give it back to the city........lol :rotfl: pathetic :rolleyes:


you guys are are stupid.........especially general fro_bo ...........

[Nickcrsx]

Okay, I am fucking completely lost. Is it just me or is this guy joking. Son, if your not joking you need a fucking cunt punt. That is the dumbest post I have seen on CRSX, and i have seen A LOT. Someone please count my vote for the Darwin award......

[Leroy Jenkems]

Okay, I am fucking completely lost. Is it just me or is this guy joking. Son, if your not joking you need a fucking cunt punt. That is the dumbest post I have seen on CRSX, and i have seen A LOT. Someone please count my vote for the Darwin award......

wow you have no clue. i've seen this guy in action, words cannot describe what happens each time.

[Mistaken]

bunch of kids with imaginations........i would come to your territory and take it away.......then i would give it back to the city........lol :rotfl: pathetic :rolleyes:


you guys are are stupid.........especially general fro_bo ...........

Sneaky sneaky :shady:

[Nickcrsx]

wow you have no clue. i've seen this guy in action, words cannot describe what happens each time.

:rotfl: Well, if you say so.......

I am still wondering how he is allowed to live?

[Zissou]

it takes a man to not put other peoples' lives in danger

i dont advocate street racing; i never have myself. im referring to track racing and/or closed lot racing. i think you misunderstood what i said.

[Zissou]

Okay, I am fucking completely lost. Is it just me or is this guy joking. Son, if your not joking you need a fucking cunt punt. That is the dumbest post I have seen on CRSX, and i have seen A LOT. Someone please count my vote for the Darwin award......

wow in all your time here on CRSX... what a month and a half tops? the fuck are YOU?

and as far as drifting an RSX, its not drifting, its posing. try it in an FB/FC RX-7, 300ZX/350Z or a 240SX, THATS drifting. the RSX is a joke in terms of 'sports car', and ive owned one since late '01. you may slide, but its not a drift by definition (you may SLIDE the rear but you're not spinning it. drifting is RWD only; sorry kids)

[18psi]

Next candidates for the Darwin Award, please raise your hands if you "drift" on hills and mountain roads. I would love to see you guys come to Cali and do the fast side of Palomar Mountain Road. I would even give you a headstart and let's see who makes it to the bottom (on the road, not falling down the cliff). Those that know PM know what I mean. Road is so twisty with 180 kickbacks and a drop in elevation from 4000 to 100 in about 1/2 mile.

i know what you mean...im from cali

[birdman]

lol @ serious replies

[Supraru]

Wow this thread is funny. Seriously General Tso listen to yourself.

Our crew
defending our territory
guy in a lame ass xa broke the rules so you challenged him
our leader.

Seriously you sound like the biggest loser in the world. I have no problem with you going out and blasting down some roads. There are safer ways to do it and a track would be the best place, but I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't say if I come across a nice road I'll push it. I even have a bunch of friends and we'll all go on spirited drives for fun. That I can see because it's fun. To make up stupid names for your "home course" and "defending your territory" and just taking it into as much depth as you guys have just is the dorkiest thing you could possibly do. Once you grow up mentally maybe you'll understand what I'm talking about.

[Leroy Jenkems]

Wow this thread is funny. Seriously General Tso listen to yourself.

Our crew
defending our territory
guy in a lame ass xa broke the rules so you challenged him
our leader.

Seriously you sound like the biggest loser in the world. I have no problem with you going out and blasting down some roads. There are safer ways to do it and a track would be the best place, but I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't say if I come across a nice road I'll push it. I even have a bunch of friends and we'll all go on spirited drives for fun. That I can see because it's fun. To make up stupid names for your "home course" and "defending your territory" and just taking it into as much depth as you guys have just is the dorkiest thing you could possibly do. Once you grow up mentally maybe you'll understand what I'm talking about.

wow quoted for dumbassery

[arizonarsx]

My team(Shinken) and I regularly practice touge style racing every weekend.

Our leader drives an AE86 with koyo suspension.. TRD exhaust, TRD transmission.. too many mods to list. My car(of course lol) and the two other veterans drive 1990 S13 Fastbacks with heavy modifications.

:rotfl::rotfl: fkin loser

[Supraru]

wow quoted for dumbassery

Probably because you have a "crew" of your own and you have to defend its honor. :rotfl: If you seriously think what he'd doing is cool then you are just as big as a loser as him.

[rsxtypes7900]

Probably because you have a "crew" of your own and you have to defend its honor. :rotfl: If you seriously think what he'd doing is cool then you are just as big as a loser as him.

as this keeps going, it seems more and more that this is just a joke i hope

[18psi]

wow quoted for dumbassery

:stfu:

[Kevin949]

i dont have to defend myself and my crew to you.

we defend our territory, only. come to where i live and throw down.


prob couldnt even hang with the trainees, right suhail?

Ya know what, you're right. You don't have to defend yourself and your crew. Because it's made up. So you can't really defend something that isn't real.

/flame fanning

[Dr. RSXPiiimP]

Wow this thread is funny. Seriously General Tso listen to yourself.

Our crew
defending our territory
guy in a lame ass xa broke the rules so you challenged him
our leader.

Seriously you sound like the biggest loser in the world. I have no problem with you going out and blasting down some roads. There are safer ways to do it and a track would be the best place, but I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't say if I come across a nice road I'll push it. I even have a bunch of friends and we'll all go on spirited drives for fun. That I can see because it's fun. To make up stupid names for your "home course" and "defending your territory" and just taking it into as much depth as you guys have just is the dorkiest thing you could possibly do. Once you grow up mentally maybe you'll understand what I'm talking about.

hohoho

[Nickcrsx]

:squinty: :shady:

IBTL

[KungFuHampster11]

try going in excess of 40mph in an empty parking lot, slamming your steering wheel to the right or left as fast as you can and yanking your ebrake in your rsx. feel the leather under your finger tips tighten as your rear swings out and keep your foot planted and try to countersteer as you listen to your i-vtec scream... you'll never feel more free

I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, im free.
I need FRIESSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and i need them tonight.
Youre lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box.
There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat.
Check it out, its like this. If i lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if i win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, thats more important.

[xonic]

Rsx vs All crew > Shinken :vtec:

[MugsyTheGr8]

I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, im free.
I need FRIESSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and i need them tonight.
Youre lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box.
There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat.
Check it out, its like this. If i lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if i win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, thats more important.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Supraru]

Rsx vs All crew > Shinken :vtec:

:thumbsup: haha

[18psi]

I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, im free.
I need FRIESSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and i need them tonight.
Youre lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box.
There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat.
Check it out, its like this. If i lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if i win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, thats more important.
:rotfl:
post of the day
Rsx vs All crew > Shinken :vtec:

qft...we would embarrass them and piss in their mouths

[z24sport]

:popcorn:

[ej25t]

Wow this thread is funny. Seriously General Tso listen to yourself.

Our crew
defending our territory
guy in a lame ass xa broke the rules so you challenged him
our leader.

Seriously you sound like the biggest loser in the world. I have no problem with you going out and blasting down some roads. There are safer ways to do it and a track would be the best place, but I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't say if I come across a nice road I'll push it. I even have a bunch of friends and we'll all go on spirited drives for fun. That I can see because it's fun. To make up stupid names for your "home course" and "defending your territory" and just taking it into as much depth as you guys have just is the dorkiest thing you could possibly do. Once you grow up mentally maybe you'll understand what I'm talking about.



"Chickety china the chinese chicken"


Beware, general tso =

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3239/2331/lo/coc.jpg

[KungFuHampster11]

Found footage of threadstarters race. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ots-fSuh8c

[hueman]

I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, im free.
I need FRIESSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and i need them tonight.
Youre lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box.
There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat.
Check it out, its like this. If i lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if i win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, thats more important.

wow

bro if you're that fat maybe you should take up a different sport than street racing

[hueman]

Rsx vs All crew > Shinken :vtec:

man all i see is a bunch of d00ds hanging out on the innunitz and not racing

[General Tso]

Why Dont You Go Take Some Mma Classes, Hueman.

[dc4todc5]

Man juzt whean i thouht thear were no othar drifters out there.
TS you are a fucking idiot!
So whare elze do you guyz drift General Tso?
B/c i know a great mountain you can drive off.

[General Tso]

Man juzt whean i thouht thear were no othar drifters out there.
TS you are a fucking idiot!
So whare elze do you guyz drift General Tso?
B/c i know a great mountain you can drive off.

lol. this whole "lets put our text in white so other people wont know what we type" craze is getting kind of out of hand.

[craven]

lol. this whole "lets put our text in white so other people wont know what we type" craze is getting kind of out of hand.

so is your imagination.....to bad you cant see that.......the only thing bigger than your imagination is your determination to get flamed..:flame::flame:.....go back to the whole you crawled out of and dont forget to take your nugget crew with you........

oh by the way......stop watching so many movies they are really getting to your brain........:noes::laughat:

that is if you even have a brain ..........................nah prolly not......ahahhaaa

[suhailtheboss]

lol wut

[General Tso]

lol wut

[killertofupanda]

this thread is full of Fail!!
http://a236.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_e5a329a55aadba63fbda17ab8446baeb.gif

http://a809.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/l_9778769397f0ea02414ccf97086dbe10.jpg

[General Tso]

No U

[wesessiah]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-about-to-fail.jpg

[craven]

No U

most people have brain farts but your brain is a giant fart..............you are a dumb lil boy................you need to wise up panzy,.........:eek::rotfl::rotfl::weeeeeeeeee:

[General Tso]

most people have brain farts but your brain is a giant fart..............you are a dumb lil boy................you need to wise up panzy,.........:eek::rotfl::rotfl::weeeeeeeeee:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/t0rqueless/1200732665855.jpg

[killertofupanda]

No U

http://a580.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_2c838ca1bc228d3b797e23c178adf693.png

[suhailtheboss]

lol ae86 > pos 5spd base

buy a real mans car

[wesessiah]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x100/wesessiah/operation-totem-pole-status-fail.jpg?t=1200905383

[killertofupanda]

lol ae86 > pos 5spd base

buy a real mans car

ghetto people buy 1983 corollas, cuz they poor and the car is old. i think i have a real car, thank you very much. you guys are a sad bunch and have watched too much initial d. i would feel sorry if it wasn't for the fact you and general taos are seriously living in your little world of mt. akina. :rotfl:

[suhailtheboss]

operation funny chop

STATUS


FAIL

[MyCarGoesVroom]

I have taken my crew up against this crew that General Tso's Chicken speaks of. It was a long and dangerous battle with many section of loose rocks, dirt, and leaves on this mountain road. I am happy to say my car, which I have loving named "shit on ricers sugoii" handled like a true champ. From the underwater stages to the slippery rainbow roads made of Skittles, all of the cars my crew members have performed admirably.

One such race was our german leader's WRX. It went up against this S13 with a huge wing (for the downforce lulz!!! off ebay!!11!1!one!). The WRX was modded the night before to be RWD only for it was to be our main drift car. In the middle of the challenge, something went wrong and the WRX suddenly became a FWD! Fortunately German boy handled it like a fucking pro and supa soaked that hoooooooo. From the lightening quick e-brake action to the using of his middle finger to add variable valve timing to the motor, I was in awe of the beauty unfolding. We won the race, thanks to the S13 falling off the mountain.

The next race was to be a grip type match. I pulled my dainty Lancer Ralliart (lulz it's an Evo!!) up to the line. A white hachiroku pulled up and I was quite confused; the muthafucka had Fujiwara Tofu Shop written on the door. The driver rolled his window down and asked if I wanted any tofu. I was negotiating prices when the starter dropped his arms indicating the start of the race. He got the jump because it was all planned. I knew $5 for 10 bricks of tofu was too good to be true. Now I'm stuck eating rice without tofu because the bastards tried to rip me off. Back to the story. We had to cross a lake and luckily with my AWD, I was able to cross safely. Unfortunately for the hachi, it was RWD so it was fish tailing everywhere and I was able to catch up. I hit the ACD button on my dash and put my car in snow mode. That's when I was overcome with the sheer amount of acceleration as the car finally knew what mode it had to be in. Stupid me had it in Tarmac mode the entire time! Towards the end of the race, the hachi kept tailgating me so I brake checked his ass, hard. With my Brembos for the win, the hachi rear ended me. It took out his motor so he couldn't finish the race so I won by default. The bitch went off to call a tow truck and I grabbed his insurance info out of his glove box. Joke's on him because now his insurance is paying for my JDM bumper that'll add 20whp. I also stole a brick of tofu out of the trunk and put it under his seat. I hope he learns not to tail gate me when he opens his door and is welcomed by the smell of the rotting tofu.

So the RSX vs ALL crew beat team whatever the fuck you call it.

[wesessiah]

operation funny chop

STATUS


FAIL

funny? by no means... this is the internet... internet=serious... so is defending people who want to live their life to the specifications of a video game.

[MyCarGoesVroom]

funny? by no means... this is the internet... internet=serious... so is defending people who want to live their life to the specifications of a video game.

I live my life 1 post at a time. For that 10 seconds or less, I'm free.

[18psi]

:rotfl:

[General Tso]

Hey guys, i practice racing by driving fast while delivering Domino's pizza on time.

[wesessiah]

I live my life 1 post at a time. For that 10 seconds or less, I'm free.

that's not just a statement... it's a philosophy :bow:

[MyCarGoesVroom]

Hey guys, i practice racing by driving fast while delivering Domino's pizza on time.

You live your life a pizza delivery at a time. For those 30 minutes or less, you're free.

[wesessiah]

You live your life a pizza delivery at a time. For those 30 minutes or less, you're free.

:lawl:

[General Tso]

alright, since we've reached 100 posts, i'd like to thank clubrsx for being so easily trolled

i'd also like to thank me for creating this thread...

this has been a tso production.


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[suhailtheboss]

WE'RE GOIN TO DISNEYLANNDDDDDDD

http://www.creativeandartistic.com/pacmin/AS73D1.jpg

[wesessiah]

hmm... i just noticed the ts's excellent grammar and punctuation... this further reinforces my idea that it's a joke topic... and the people jumping in to defend are probably all from a chat here on crsx.
i've never seen someone seriously make a thread like this and not be irritated by people by the 5th page :dontknow:

[wesessiah]

alright, since we've reached 100 posts, i'd like to thank clubrsx for being so easily trolled

i'd also like to thank me for creating this thread...

this has been a tso production.


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


ah damnit! i posted late.

i still said on page 2 i thought it was a joke.

[suhailtheboss]

your idea of a joke topic should only further be reinforced by post 106 in the fine print

[suhailtheboss]

damn i posted late

[wesessiah]

your idea of a joke topic should only further be reinforced by post 106 in the fine print

yeah i apparantly type that post at a snail's pace.

[General Tso]

hmm... i just noticed the ts's excellent grammar and punctuation...:

i'm an educated white man in the south.

life is grand.

[suhailtheboss]

oprah winfrey

negro woman of the south

[18psi]

i'm an educated white man in the south.

life is grand.

:rotfl:

[killertofupanda]

team kinko's wants to challenge you, team shinken. i don't know how "real" your "sword" is, but you can't back down on this. :run:

http://forums.clubrsx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=294935&d=1200907415

[General Tso]

oprah winfrey

negro woman of the south

she's so rich.

[General Tso]

team kinko's wants to challenge you, team shinken. i don't know how "real" your "sword" is, but you can't back down on this. :run:

http://forums.clubrsx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=294935&d=1200907415

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg

[General Tso]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/8858/facepalmsty2.jpg

[General Tso]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/JeepJeep8/facepalm.jpg

[suhailtheboss]

Beloved Wayfarers, we have felt your vibrations and found you pleasing unto the etheric value of the Universal Equation. We have taken your message and found you all languishing in the zone of the positive. I am bound by celestial directives which forbids me to alter the continuum. Thus it lay in your hands, to grant by your care, that my beloved friend Martin shall continue upon this noble mission to induce logic into the comprehension of humans and may haps save your noble species from probable extinction. Time is of the essence.
Friend Martin is but one among the number of massengers. Yet we proclaim him foremost among the number. Be advised dear wayfarers that you have done your duty. You do not owe any allegiances, nor love to friend Martin, though he surely loves you. Your wayfarer status shall not be diminished.

[MyCarGoesVroom]

Beloved Wayfarers, we have felt your vibrations and found you pleasing unto the etheric value of the Universal Equation. We have taken your message and found you all languishing in the zone of the positive. I am bound by celestial directives which forbids me to alter the continuum. Thus it lay in your hands, to grant by your care, that my beloved friend Martin shall continue upon this noble mission to induce logic into the comprehension of humans and may haps save your noble species from probable extinction. Time is of the essence.
Friend Martin is but one among the number of massengers. Yet we proclaim him foremost among the number. Be advised dear wayfarers that you have done your duty. You do not owe any allegiances, nor love to friend Martin, though he surely loves you. Your wayfarer status shall not be diminished.

Why the fuck are you talking like a fat ass computer geek.

P.S. You misspelled messengers.

[General Tso]

Why the fuck are you talking like a fat ass computer geek.

P.S. You misspelled messengers.

because he fucking copied and pasted.

[MyCarGoesVroom]

because he fucking copied and pasted.

Why the fuck did he copy and paste?

[wesessiah]

Why the fuck are you talking like a fat ass computer geek.

P.S. You misspelled messengers.


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b60/Ely94/FatComputer.jpg

[wesessiah]

planet of the apes is on :popcorn:

[MyCarGoesVroom]

You mean Planet of the man so fat he has his own gravity and is considered a planet is on?

[killertofupanda]

planet of the apes is on :popcorn:

nooooo!!! no tv in the house. :(

[suhailtheboss]

Why the fuck are you talking like a fat ass computer geek.

P.S. You misspelled messengers.

lol @ you actually reading ctrl+v garbage

:rotfl:

[Gotboost98]

hmm!!!
uhh reps to peop

[04azuremach]

lmao to anyone who thought he was serious after even reading the first sentence. Nobody is that stupid and knows how to use a keyboard and mouse.

[hueman]

5 star thread

will read again

[Dr. RSXPiiimP]

Wow this thread is funny. Seriously General Tso listen to yourself.

Our crew
defending our territory
guy in a lame ass xa broke the rules so you challenged him
our leader.

Seriously you sound like the biggest loser in the world. I have no problem with you going out and blasting down some roads. There are safer ways to do it and a track would be the best place, but I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't say if I come across a nice road I'll push it. I even have a bunch of friends and we'll all go on spirited drives for fun. That I can see because it's fun. To make up stupid names for your "home course" and "defending your territory" and just taking it into as much depth as you guys have just is the dorkiest thing you could possibly do. Once you grow up mentally maybe you'll understand what I'm talking about.

yes yes yes

[dc4todc5]

alright, since we've reached 100 posts, i'd like to thank clubrsx for being so easily trolled

i'd also like to thank me for creating this thread...

this has been a tso production.


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


LMFAO at whoever thought you were serious.Like me

[Broken5hifT]

strangest fucking thing just happened. i divided by zero and next thing you know im in here. so this is where the universe goes to die?

[MyCarGoesVroom]

lol @ you actually reading ctrl+v garbage

:rotfl:

Skimmed it and the misspelled word jumped out at me like you on the pen0rz. :dontknow:

[aftershock141]

Hahah wow...this sounds sooooo gay.

[MyCarGoesVroom]

I have included the part about how RSX vs ALL beat team chinese food.

[18psi]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b60/Ely94/FatComputer.jpg

strangest fucking thing just happened. i divided by zero and next thing you know im in here. so this is where the universe goes to die?

I have included the part about how RSX vs ALL beat team chinese food.

:lawl:

[MuGeN PoWeR's Bro]

Is this shit for real? You are a fucking idiot, OP.

[jboogie]

cliffs!!!

[MyCarGoesVroom]

cliffs!!!

General Tso's chicken and his buddy chicken chow mein made an ub3r cool story that was pwnt by mine.

Team chinese food claims victory.

Douchebaggery ensues.

[18psi]

general tso decided to come out of the closet and share his inner feelings about being in a super cool scion racing club......everyone made fun of him and called him names...he changed his story to a joke and tried to play it off as a practical joke...we all know he's crying and cutting himself right now for being made fun of after sharing his feelings....everyone got a laugh out of it...
the end

[Shipwr3K]

lol bump.