This is real life. From da skreet

[orangekeebler]

Copied this from another forum i post on..it was too comical not to let you guys see this shit:


from the notorious 'kills' section of the rx7club forum, naimodo, from gulf port, MS posted this harrowing tale:



Shinken 01: Scion xA VS RX-7 Series 2
I am in on a team, so to speak, and we practice with our cars on a regular basis. We have an area we consider our "territory", where we practice. We even have trainees who are hopefuls to apply for the team Shinken (thats us lol). I have never entered a race until recently when one of our trainees a 21yo with a Scion xA, with an AEM CAI, and TRD exhaust, w/5 speed challenged another person to a race on our territory. This is against the rules and where we practice has a terrible road condition and its pitch black at night. So to prevent the trainee from possible danger, I challenged him to a day time race on our 'course'. My car named "Megami", is a stockport 83, GS with the LSD and transmission from a 85 GSLSE, the engine has a FC1000 ignition, a custom made from texalian wing, a full custom Racing Beat/GReddy exhaust, and a few other things here and there. To make it more a battle of skill rather then power, I added 160lbs to my car's weight, and capped my top RPM to 6000, which is lower then where the engine power peaks with that particular exhaust. I also let him lead, I followed him and watched his movements until I saw he oversteered and braked too much during turns. On the last uphill before the finish line, a truck blocked his way, since he couldnt see what was coming bc of the hill, I drafted then engien braked to see if someone was coming, then passed him before he could get into my lane to block me. The race covered a curvy 8.6mile course in 7:32.47. Afterwards, I told him where he needed to improve and what he should modify next on his xA. It was an interesting experience for me as well, considering it was my first race. Tell me what you think! lol


this young man has 2 posts on rx7club. that was one... here's the other one:

"Megami" my 83 rx7
Here's Megami my first and only car, she's currently Streetglow's Most Modded and Most Viewed Car. I have a Racing/GReddy exhaust, Series 3 transmission, and a few other things. Please AIM me at naimodo and tell me what you think. Later.

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7923/attachmentbp0.jpg
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6976/attachmentzp3.jpg
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8397/attachmentld7.jpg
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1323/attachmenths4.jpg
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3546/attachmentrx3.jpg

oh yes. thats fucking real.

[TK-421]

real fucking lame. :rotfl:

[Gotboost98]

rotfl

[ThriceOver]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotf l:

[Leebunnyz]

didnt they make a thread on here before??

[Midnight Blue LS2]

thank you for the pepsi that I just spit into my 2 hour-old keyboard.....




:rotfl:

[Gotboost98]

^ lmao

[orangekeebler]

thank you for the pepsi that I just spit into my 2 hour-old keyboard.....




:rotfl:

:rotfl:

np mike :rotfl:

[Blown330]

didnt they make a thread on here before??

Yeah...it's kinda old.

[Leebunnyz]

here it goes, i knew i wasnt crazy http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=541036&highlight=Megami

[orangekeebler]

Yeah...it's kinda old.

never seen it before myself, so :p

[Stitch]

wow.....

[18psi]

too much time on his hands:rotfl:

[orangekeebler]

here it goes, i knew i wasnt crazy http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=541036&highlight=Megami

damn you!

[MatchbookSS]

Do people actually take this guy seriously?

[Leebunnyz]

damn you!

it just shows you that im on this site too damn much :shakehead

[orangekeebler]

well, im talking to him via AIM..ill post the convo up in a bit

[Gotboost98]

:rotfl:

[orangekeebler]

he hasnt had his car dynoed, but a guy with a similiar set up made 150..

look the fuck out

[Leebunnyz]

:rotfl: :noes:

[Stitch]

he hasnt had his car dynoed, but a guy with a similiar set up made 150..

look the fuck out
150 what? midgets?

[stlrollin6]

lmao cant wait for this!!

[orangekeebler]

here is a teaser:

NAIMODO (11:50:40 PM): but one thing that street racing has that track racing does not is that ultimate challenge of how far will you push yourself with so much at stake

[Blown330]

Guy should drink bleach.

[Gotboost98]

:lawl:

[MatchbookSS]

Oh Jeebus.

[RavenDee]

:lawl::lawl::lawl::lawl::lawl::lawl::lawl::lawl::l awl::lawl::lawl:

[orangekeebler]

RctJintin00 (11:34:48 PM): i just saw this post from you on an rx7 website
NAIMODO (11:37:00 PM): yes you did, and yes you can
RctJintin00 (11:37:20 PM): what performance mods do you have? just curious
RctJintin00 (11:37:27 PM): i have a few friends with fd's
NAIMODO (11:38:16 PM): exhaust, nitrous, ignition, intake, stuff like that
RctJintin00 (11:38:28 PM): you take it down the 1/4 mi?
NAIMODO (11:38:37 PM): not really
RctJintin00 (11:38:42 PM): not into drag racing?
NAIMODO (11:39:19 PM): not really the track we have down here is kinda far from my house so i dont really go there
RctJintin00 (11:39:30 PM): ah, i see. i dont blame you
RctJintin00 (11:39:47 PM): you have your car dynoed with the laughing gas?
NAIMODO (11:40:23 PM): no but i found a website where a guy had done basically the same stuff minus the ignition and nitrous
RctJintin00 (11:40:47 PM): what was he making at that point?
NAIMODO (11:41:00 PM): 150
RctJintin00 (11:41:07 PM): snoogins
RctJintin00 (11:41:19 PM): you have any plans for the motor yet?
NAIMODO (11:41:39 PM): no since i drive it everyday i dont really want to modify the engine
RctJintin00 (11:41:51 PM): makes sense, cant blame ya
NAIMODO (11:41:59 PM): and its getting hard to find mazda re-man'd engines
NAIMODO (11:42:18 PM): i lucked out and found the engine at a dealership down here
RctJintin00 (11:42:28 PM): haha, sweet
RctJintin00 (11:42:31 PM): what tires you run?
RctJintin00 (11:42:46 PM): kumho, falken, bfg?
NAIMODO (11:43:12 PM): dunlop, i dont buy too much into the tuner brands
NAIMODO (11:43:26 PM): we use dunlop on our chevelle and belair
NAIMODO (11:43:31 PM): so i stuck with them on the mazda
RctJintin00 (11:43:37 PM): chevelle, eh? ss?
NAIMODO (11:43:50 PM): 69, we had an ss but sold it
RctJintin00 (11:43:53 PM): dunlop isnt bad, i run GoodYear Eagle f-1's
NAIMODO (11:43:55 PM): this one has a427
NAIMODO (11:44:04 PM): i think overall goodyear is the best
NAIMODO (11:44:22 PM): i think we have those on our 52 caddie
RctJintin00 (11:44:31 PM): sweet
RctJintin00 (11:45:04 PM): so what do you guys practice? launching the car and what not im assuming?
NAIMODO (11:46:37 PM): taking turns at higher and higher speeds, braking
NAIMODO (11:46:47 PM): stuff like that
RctJintin00 (11:47:03 PM): dangerous much? why not just hit up a track?
NAIMODO (11:47:26 PM): where we practice its literally empty all the time
NAIMODO (11:47:37 PM): there's alot of back roads down here
RctJintin00 (11:47:38 PM): accidents are planned man
RctJintin00 (11:47:43 PM): they happen
RctJintin00 (11:47:46 PM): *aren't
NAIMODO (11:48:12 PM): i understand
NAIMODO (11:48:38 PM): but by the size of my car, any wreck over 40 would cause bad bodily harm
NAIMODO (11:48:45 PM): just drivng the car is a risk lol
RctJintin00 (11:49:37 PM): yet you endanger yourself, with no medical aid in site, for bragging rights? im not mad at you, just saw your post about 'practicing' and then doing a 'race' in the middle of the day WITH other people on a 2 lane road..yeah..not smart
NAIMODO (11:50:08 PM): you do have a valid point
NAIMODO (11:50:40 PM): but one thing that street racing has that track racing does not is that ultimate challenge of how far will you push yourself with so much at stake
RctJintin00 (11:51:01 PM): are you serious?
RctJintin00 (11:51:08 PM): so much at stake = death
RctJintin00 (11:51:18 PM): or vehicular manslaughter
RctJintin00 (11:51:59 PM): drag racing on a deserted highway at 3am is one thing..but damn dude
NAIMODO (11:54:26 PM): i do see your point
NAIMODO (11:54:39 PM): but it offers an increased challenge
NAIMODO (11:54:45 PM): but at the highest cost
RctJintin00 (11:55:24 PM): and you are really willing to kill someone else, or yourself, to have bragging rights?
NAIMODO (11:55:47 PM): people die at the track all the time
RctJintin00 (11:55:52 PM): rarely
NAIMODO (11:55:53 PM): even spectors
RctJintin00 (11:55:58 PM): even rarer
NAIMODO (11:57:53 PM): buts there's still a risk
RctJintin00 (11:57:55 PM): how many kids are in this racing team of yours?
NAIMODO (11:58:58 PM): 2 members and another that is being considered
RctJintin00 (11:59:04 PM): being considered?
RctJintin00 (11:59:28 PM): so you are such a great driver, you can tell someone else the errors they make?
NAIMODO (11:59:38 PM): usually
RctJintin00 (11:59:52 PM): yet you dont display your skills on a road course, or auto-x?
NAIMODO (12:00:24 AM): bc those types of races remove the 'challenge' i mentioned earlier
RctJintin00 (12:00:30 AM): ah..
RctJintin00 (12:00:36 AM): the 'getting better' part
NAIMODO (12:00:37 AM): thats the difference between professional and amatuer
RctJintin00 (12:00:49 AM): you consider yourself a professional driver?
NAIMODO (12:00:54 AM): no
NAIMODO (12:01:09 AM): by amatuer i meant street racers
RctJintin00 (12:01:12 AM): so what gives you the right to teach/instruct another human being how to drive?
NAIMODO (12:01:28 AM): what gave my parents the right to teach me?
RctJintin00 (12:01:39 AM): they know what they are talking about
NAIMODO (12:01:56 AM): its not how they drive, its different techniques i may know that they dont
RctJintin00 (12:02:17 AM): ah
NAIMODO (12:02:30 AM): someone who always drives a rear drive car will have soemthing to teach to someone who's only driven front drive, but now has a rear drive one
NAIMODO (12:02:55 AM): anyways i have work in the morning so i gotta go
NAIMODO (12:02:59 AM): nice meeting you
RctJintin00 (12:03:01 AM): sure thing hoss
RctJintin00 (12:03:17 AM): http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?p=17145021&posted=1#post17145021
RctJintin00 (12:03:21 AM): check that out sometime

[Gotboost98]

lmao you did as I said and linked him here

[orangekeebler]

he said he would check it tomorrow...we shall see. him and his 150hp BEAST

[stlrollin6]

hahaha i lauged a good 5 times during that convo, haha good god idiot

[04azuremach]

lmfao. my stratus would beat his car.

[04azuremach]

can non members see this section?

[Leebunnyz]

LOL just fuckin remarkable!

[Blown330]

Yep

[Gotboost98]

yes they can robby

[orangekeebler]

this guy really thinks hes that great of a driver, and its really worth risking his life and others, to be the top dog in his team....fucking ricer.

[drumnatural]

Story of Lulz

[drumnatural]

I hope he reads this cause I think his next mod should be a second battery to support all that neon bling.

[stlrollin6]

neons... :laughat:

[03ssmrsx]

lol, theres local kids like that near me "no code racing"

[stlrollin6]

^^ what?

[Charisma]

This guy is a fucking tard. I hope someone puts windex in his drink.

[fuzzyjenkins]

This kid should just :flush: his car. :wait:

What a joke...That car would be better off if it were driven off a cliff.

[Vox Populi]

"check that out sometime"
hahahah. nice

[KungFuHampster11]

His home life - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI

[Broken5hifT]

[16:38] Newtownsuxz: NAIMODO?
[16:38] Meebo Message: naimodo is online
[16:39] NAIMODO: Newtownsuxa?
[16:39] Newtownsuxz: dom called, he says your in
[16:39] Newtownsuxz: http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/fastandfurious.jpg
[16:39] NAIMODO: cool
[16:40] NAIMODO: like how im in your mom?
[16:40] NAIMODO: lol dawg
[16:40] Newtownsuxz: "lol dawg" ?
[16:40] NAIMODO: burned like nigger brand toast
[16:40] Newtownsuxz: no seriously i wanted to talk to you about your bug zapper on wheels
[16:40] Newtownsuxz: maybe we can meet up sometime and race
[16:41] Newtownsuxz: ive been meaning to find someone to take on with my john deer tractor
[16:41] Newtownsuxz: well, lawn mower........

[Broken5hifT]

[16:42] Newtownsuxz: seriously. i heard your rocket is making 150hp with that insane ignition
[16:43] Newtownsuxz: maybe to show some skill you can eat a bunch of mcdonalds to add weight to your car seeing as how your either 60 lbs or 360 lbs and poor
[16:44] NAIMODO: 60lbs? hah. im 55lbs fatty
[16:44] NAIMODO: and im not really poor
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: i'll tell you what, if you beat me in an insane drifting of skills race i will let you buy three items from walmarts performace isle
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: any three items
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: thats like gold to you
[16:46] Newtownsuxz: we can finish the race by trying to beat a train across a crossing
[16:49] Meebo Message: NAIMODO is offline

[TYPEzachS]

:inout:

[TopSpeedFX]

[16:45] Newtownsuxz: i'll tell you what, if you beat me in an insane drifting of skills race i will let you buy three items from walmarts performace isle
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: any three items
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: thats like gold to you
[16:46] Newtownsuxz: we can finish the race by trying to beat a train across a crossing

hahahaha :rotfl::rotfl: Fucking hilarious dude!

[Gotboost98]

:rotfl: henry

[fuzzyjenkins]

[16:42] Newtownsuxz: seriously. i heard your rocket is making 150hp with that insane ignition
[16:43] Newtownsuxz: maybe to show some skill you can eat a bunch of mcdonalds to add weight to your car seeing as how your either 60 lbs or 360 lbs and poor
[16:44] NAIMODO: 60lbs? hah. im 55lbs fatty
[16:44] NAIMODO: and im not really poor
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: i'll tell you what, if you beat me in an insane drifting of skills race i will let you buy three items from walmarts performace isle
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: any three items
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: thats like gold to you
[16:46] Newtownsuxz: we can finish the race by trying to beat a train across a crossing
[16:49] Meebo Message: NAIMODO is offline

That is one of the funnier things I have read in awhile...lolololol. :lawl:

[Supraru]

Ahhhh good times. If I lived near that dude I'd knock on his door and punch him in his face for being that dumb.

[NightshadeGT]

What a tool.

[JPSlick]

I dont know whether to laugh or cry.... but this is def sad

[orangekeebler]

henry...

:rotfl:

"that shits like gold to you."

[el_jefesrt4]

<<<< in for teh lulz

[el_jefesrt4]

that dude puts the too gay in togue

[18psi]

nice avy:thumbsup:

[BLK04INNC]

oh yes. thats fucking real.



lmao.... i laughed so hard on this one part..

[runnin9z]

Bhaha

[fusionchicken]

this is just...epic. i have never seen so much WIN in a thread. it's gonna get better too once the toolbag checks out this thread lmao

[killertofupanda]

http://a236.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_e5a329a55aadba63fbda17ab8446baeb.gif

[fuzzyjenkins]

http://a236.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_e5a329a55aadba63fbda17ab8446baeb.gif

Am I correct in assuming that stands for some sort of massive failure? :p

[SE3P]

We have an area we consider our "territory"....


WTF? Their territory? omfg its a fuckin car gang:noes: lol.


We even have trainees who are hopefuls to apply for the team Shinken (thats us lol). I have never entered a race until recently when one of our trainees a 21yo with a Scion xA, with an AEM CAI, and TRD exhaust, w/5 speed challenged another person to a race on our territory...

WTF you have to apply to join? do you get payed or something? What makes him better than a trainee if he has never actually raced? also y is he so proud of beating an xA? i hope this guy falls of a hill to his death before he takes the life of an innocent person


"Megami" my 83 rx7
Here's Megami my first and only car, she's currently Streetglow's Most Modded and Most Viewed Car. I have a Racing/GReddy exhaust, Series 3 transmission, and a few other things. Please AIM me at naimodo and tell me what you think. Later


...... poor rx7......:shakehead... it looks like a fuckin spaceship with all those lights....

[fuzzyjenkins]

It hurts my spine to think REAL people are actually this dumb....

[18psi]

its intentional

[06asmTypeS]

rotfl

i am in love with your new avy :love: tight little waist wit junk in the trunk = :giggity:

name and pm nudes:pray:

[DidIt4TehLulz]

I laughed so hard that I sharted myself.

True story. :ugh:

[18psi]

I laughed so hard that I sharted myself.

True story. :ugh:

put your computer into the bathroom - problems solved

[fuzzyjenkins]

i am in love with your new avy :love: tight little waist wit junk in the trunk = :giggity:

name and pm nudes:pray:

Heh, that made me chuckle.

:zing:

[wishihadaskyline]

wow is all i can say

[stlrollin6]

Lmao

[DTNguyen]

:rotfl:

I wonder how the original forum is taking him.

[Shipwr3K]

wtf..

[Gotboost98]

i am in love with your new avy :love: tight little waist wit junk in the trunk = :giggity:

name and pm nudes:pray:
thats my gf, easy tiger :beerchug:

[18psi]

:drink:

[BryanP]

thats how it goes down in the hood

[Darksun280]

he hasnt had his car dynoed, but a guy with a similiar set up made 150..

look the fuck out

:rotfl:

[Darksun280]

thats my gf, easy tiger :beerchug:

Give that right cheek a smack for me next time.

[Gotboost98]

lolol

[YoDude]

I literally lold at the third conversation at work

[18psi]

brah i lold too brah, but then i got sad brah that there are such stupid people in the world brah

[TypeSKid]

Guy should drink bleach.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Extra Krispy]

[16:42] Newtownsuxz: seriously. i heard your rocket is making 150hp with that insane ignition
[16:43] Newtownsuxz: maybe to show some skill you can eat a bunch of mcdonalds to add weight to your car seeing as how your either 60 lbs or 360 lbs and poor
[16:44] NAIMODO: 60lbs? hah. im 55lbs fatty
[16:44] NAIMODO: and im not really poor
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: i'll tell you what, if you beat me in an insane drifting of skills race i will let you buy three items from walmarts performace isle
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: any three items
[16:45] Newtownsuxz: thats like gold to you
[16:46] Newtownsuxz: we can finish the race by trying to beat a train across a crossing
[16:49] Meebo Message: NAIMODO is offline

omfg :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[RedCelica]

http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/southpark/cripple_sm.jpg

[slo_5oh]

FWIW, he does admit it's a joke on his thread on here.

[RedCelica]

^^^he's lying

[RedCelica]

:ban: = 04 rsx

[General Tso]

lol.

all of you just got trolled.

hard.

[Volta]

hahahahaha

[Hammerhead i-Eagle Thrust]

the explorer that just has pink light coming from it is pretty funny too

[SentraSER2RSX]

Wait doesnt the Chocolate Rain dude drive that car???

[Bill From TR]

Those lights must get hot under hood. What a waste!

[edub905]

ouch, i hope they are ruthless on that board...cuz he needs to get pwnd