Scammer sends me prepaid ship label, I send.....

**DJCarbine** · 07-02-2008, 03:32 PM

Shit.

Scammer sent me 2 prepaid shipping labels for what he hopes to be a computer and a laptop (made the posting on craigslist). Prepaid express shipping via DHL to NIGERIA

This is what I put in the first box....

A broken distributor, CD radio from the 70's/80's, cheap sodoku game I found, a bottle full of piss, a broken belt, and general trash and a t-mobile getting started CD

Misc computer parts, a AA battery, ear drops, bike tire repair kit, circuit city gift card with 26 cents on it, general trash

Topped it off with a broken 8x CD drive, and some torn up jegs magazines.

What should I put in the second box? The package is on its way to nigeria, but I need some ideas on what to cram in the second box. Its got a 25 pound limit, and nothing that will get me in trouble with customs. AKA I don't want to send him a bomb

I was thinking about packing it full of rocks and dirt, but I know CRSX can be more creative.

!McLovin! · 07-02-2008, 03:32 PM

take a shit in it.

The-S · 07-02-2008, 03:33 PM

I was hoping for literal shit in a box.

Would've made epic lulz

rsx_vue · 07-02-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-S

I was hoping for literal shit in a box.

Would've made epic lulz

**DJCarbine** · 07-02-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-S

I was hoping for literal shit in a box.

Would've made epic lulz

I have a second shipping label. If I shit in a bag and shipped it to him, do you think thats against some shipping law or guideline lol

ScOoTLy · 07-02-2008, 03:35 PM

Put a used tampon and condom in it... with poo... and a dead midget...

brysx · 07-02-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !McLovin!

take a shit in it.

x2 that would teach him a lesson

AWD s0n · 07-02-2008, 03:35 PM

awesome how about some dead animals???

The-S · 07-02-2008, 03:35 PM

Fuck no, dude is trying to scam you, You think he is going to tell on himself when he recieves shit in a box?

LOW TRQ · 07-02-2008, 03:36 PM

send him a picture of you eating a big american cheese burger in a lazy boy and write on it "to bad your in Africa, now go kill yourself"

**DJCarbine** · 07-02-2008, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-S

Fuck no, dude is trying to scam you, You think he is going to tell on himself when he recieves shit in a box?

True LOL

Maybe I'll find some dogshit and scoop it up with a plastic bag or something, I don't think I could bring myself to shit in a bag just to fuck with a scammer

angelus · 07-02-2008, 03:37 PM

stack of newspapers

AWD s0n · 07-02-2008, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJCarbine

True LOL

Maybe I'll find some dogshit and scoop it up with a plastic bag or something, I don't think I could bring myself to shit in a bag just to fuck with a scammer

why not

The-S · 07-02-2008, 03:37 PM

DOOO IT, Scammers deserve this "shit"

ScOoTLy · 07-02-2008, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angelus

stack of newspapers

drunkenmagnum · 07-02-2008, 03:38 PM

If they Ex-Ray the box and see a liquid in it, wont they investigate it?
hope you didnt put a return address on it.

03rsxnj · 07-02-2008, 03:39 PM

cosign poop in the box 25lbs of it should smell pretty good by the time it gets to africa

ProjectR · 07-02-2008, 03:40 PM

your piss is a little red brah, better get that checked

LOW TRQ · 07-02-2008, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 03rsxnj

cosign poop in the box 25lbs of it should smell pretty good by the time it gets to africa

It's Africa. I don't think they will notice.

**DJCarbine** · 07-02-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectR

your piss is a little red brah, better get that checked

I let it sit in the sun for a day, and its mixed with Guiness draught so it should be a wonderful smell by the time it gets there

**RavenDee** · 07-02-2008, 03:42 PM

send him a dead fish.
assorted sex toys
gay pron. lmao

umm your dick in a box?

hmm...

majestic · 07-02-2008, 03:43 PM

dead rats

**dc5tunerx** · 07-02-2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJCarbine

I have a second shipping label. If I shit in a bag and shipped it to him, do you think thats against some shipping law or guideline lol

dont ship literal shit. thats like transporting fruit across the border, cant do it

**dc5tunerx** · 07-02-2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJCarbine

I let it sit in the sun for a day, and its mixed with Guiness draught so it should be a wonderful smell by the time it gets there

you need therapy

**speed_jaycer** · 07-02-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dc5tunerx

dont ship literal shit. thats like transporting fruit across the border, cant do it

plus you could never prove you actually did it cause posting pics of your poop is against CRSX rules.

07-02-2008, 03:32 PM	#1
DJCarbine om nom nom Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,448 iTrader: (6)	Scammer sends me prepaid ship label, I send..... Shit. Scammer sent me 2 prepaid shipping labels for what he hopes to be a computer and a laptop (made the posting on craigslist). Prepaid express shipping via DHL to NIGERIA This is what I put in the first box.... A broken distributor, CD radio from the 70's/80's, cheap sodoku game I found, a bottle full of piss, a broken belt, and general trash and a t-mobile getting started CD Misc computer parts, a AA battery, ear drops, bike tire repair kit, circuit city gift card with 26 cents on it, general trash Topped it off with a broken 8x CD drive, and some torn up jegs magazines. What should I put in the second box? The package is on its way to nigeria, but I need some ideas on what to cram in the second box. Its got a 25 pound limit, and nothing that will get me in trouble with customs. AKA I don't want to send him a bomb I was thinking about packing it full of rocks and dirt, but I know CRSX can be more creative. __________________ Kpro'd 06 Base Auto with A2 Vtec killer cams CRSX Zombie Eradication Team Member #19 Midwest live forever crew #2

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The-S WutItDo Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Panama City Posts: 33,287 iTrader: (1)	I was hoping for literal shit in a box. Would've made epic lulz __________________ Evo is #1 ©©

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The-S WutItDo Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Panama City Posts: 33,287 iTrader: (1)	Fuck no, dude is trying to scam you, You think he is going to tell on himself when he recieves shit in a box? __________________ Evo is #1 ©©

07-02-2008, 03:37 PM	#14
The-S WutItDo Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Panama City Posts: 33,287 iTrader: (1)	DOOO IT, Scammers deserve this "shit" __________________ Evo is #1 ©©

07-02-2008, 03:32 PM	#2
!McLovin! Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Baltimore Posts: 4,470 iTrader: (0)	take a shit in it.

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AWD s0n Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 16,178 iTrader: (0)	awesome how about some dead animals???

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angelus Live Fast, Die Never Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my house Posts: 3,415 iTrader: (1)	stack of newspapers

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ProjectR Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dallas Posts: 25,445 iTrader: (1)	your piss is a little red brah, better get that checked

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