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embarrasing sex moments :)
so we were fucking in the bathroom on the sink and i farted. lol it was pretty loud too so i couldn't play it off like it was something else. it wasn't a regular little poof fart, it was more like KABLAOW
it came out of nowhere. tottaly killed the mood for the moment. but she was cool about it. we laughed. im embarassed we had more hot sex after so everything is all good ![]() anybody have any similar experiences?
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![]() ![]() Wasnt really that embarassing cuz we didnt care much but but my last gf and I were fucking on the beach up North near my grandparents cottage. We were by a half secluded spot buy a log which made good for bending her over and doing her doggy style. Anyways, I was doing her on the log. She's trying to stay aware of her surroundings as best she can in the front, and I'm glancing behind me every once in awhile. Well these two little kids (boy and a girl, prob like 5 or 6 or somethin) come running around bushes and see me banging her on the log, and just stop dead in their tracks. We kinda stop for a moment kinda surprised in a bit of an awkward situation. Felt like they stared at us for a good minute, lol, but my girl was orgasming so hard she told me to keep fucking pounding her, so I just continued. The kids ran then took off yelling, lolz. ![]() |
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LOCAL EXHAUST WHORE!
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Wanna see my war face?
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you got pwned
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flatulence and laughter are fantastic ways to enhance intimacy
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Ehhhh......
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As for farting and queefing...thats a normal occurence really, what with all the exertion. What's really embarrassing is doing anal and pulling your sausage out with some gravy... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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my gf's roommate walked in on me pounding her and later that night her exact words were "all i saw was his white as and your legs in the air" i thought it was funny not really embarrasing
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i've definitely been a two-pump chump before. I met this chick at a bar here in dallas, we made out for like 10 minutes, I convinced her to fuck and like it was not even 20 seconds. I pulled it out and came all over her sheets and started laughing
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Ehhhh......
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premature ejaculator FTL
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One night we went to a pit party and brought my parents tahoe. afterwards we decided to go down by the river for our own party. Well I go down on her and next thing i realize that tis gotten very bright inside the truck. I look up to the sight of a cop coming down the hill with his spotlight on. After I realize its a cop we struggle to throw our clothes on and I thrown a blacket over my girl. I just barley pulled up my pant when the cop came to the back window. He asked us what we were doing and asks my girl if "she's there on her own will." Then they have me take a breathalizer and tell me to go home becasue with my junior license Im not allowed to drive after 9.
We laughed it off after this happened.
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i was fingering my ex on the couch, she squirts all over the cushion...15 min. later, her mom comes home, unloads some groceries, then sits on the couch to watch t.v....she sat right in the spot...didn't say anything...about 5 min. later, gets up to go to the bathroom, she had a big wet spot on the back of her jeans
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