embarrasing sex moments :)

capicu · 02-28-2008, 09:52 PM

so we were fucking in the bathroom on the sink and i farted. lol it was pretty loud too so i couldn't play it off like it was something else. it wasn't a regular little poof fart, it was more like KABLAOW

it came out of nowhere. tottaly killed the mood for the moment. but she was cool about it.

we laughed.

im embarassed

we had more hot sex after so everything is all good

anybody have any similar experiences?

SideWinder · 02-28-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by capicu

so we were fucking in the bathroom on the sink and i farted. lol it was pretty loud too so i couldn't play it off like it was something else. it wasn't a regular little poof fart, it was more like KABLAOW

it came out of nowhere. tottaly killed the mood for the moment. but she was cool about it.

we laughed.

im embarassed

we had more hot sex after so everything is all good

anybody have any similar experiences?

lolz

Wasnt really that embarassing cuz we didnt care much but but my last gf and I were fucking on the beach up North near my grandparents cottage. We were by a half secluded spot buy a log which made good for bending her over and doing her doggy style.

Anyways, I was doing her on the log. She's trying to stay aware of her surroundings as best she can in the front, and I'm glancing behind me every once in awhile. Well these two little kids (boy and a girl, prob like 5 or 6 or somethin) come running around bushes and see me banging her on the log, and just stop dead in their tracks. We kinda stop for a moment kinda surprised in a bit of an awkward situation. Felt like they stared at us for a good minute, lol, but my girl was orgasming so hard she told me to keep fucking pounding her, so I just continued. The kids ran then took off yelling, lolz.

gthugdelux · 02-28-2008, 10:41 PM

one time i was turning her around to hit it doggy...

and i farted... she turned around and looked at me.

i said YEA BITCH YOU SMELL DAT! YOU LOVE IT!

and then i continued to hit it from the back

Eternal · 02-28-2008, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by project stealth

Wasnt really that embarassing cuz we didnt care much but but my last gf and I were fucking on the beach up North near my grandparents cottage. We were by a half secluded spot buy a log which made good for bending her over and doing her doggy style.

Anyways, I was doing her on the log. She's trying to stay aware of her surroundings as best she can in the front, and I'm glancing behind me every once in awhile. Well these two little kids (boy and a girl, prob like 5 or 6 or somethin) come running around bushes and see me banging her on the log, and just stop dead in their tracks. We kinda stop for a moment kinda surprised in a bit of an awkward situation. Felt like they stared at us for a good minute, lol, but my girl was orgasming so hard she told me to keep fucking pounding her, so I just continued. The kids ran then took off yelling, lolz.

and then after witnessing this, they prolly went and tried it for them selves

02 i-vtec · 02-28-2008, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gthugdelux

one time i was turning her around to hit it doggy...

and i farted... she turned around and looked at me.

i said YEA BITCH YOU SMELL DAT! YOU LOVE IT!

and then i continued to hit it from the back

i reall lol'd wen i read this.. haha

SideWinder · 02-28-2008, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Eternal

and then after witnessing this, they prolly went and tried it for them selves

I like teaching kids at a young age

Eternal · 02-28-2008, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by project stealth

I like teaching kids at a young age

they have to learn some how

Lextasy · 02-28-2008, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gthugdelux

one time i was turning her around to hit it doggy...

and i farted... she turned around and looked at me.

i said YEA BITCH YOU SMELL DAT! YOU LOVE IT!

and then i continued to hit it from the back

lmfao

icecreaman · 02-29-2008, 05:09 AM

one time i was down there eating that cat my ex queefed in my face

Jeff122886 · 02-29-2008, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by icecreaman

one time i was down there eating that cat my ex queefed in my face

you got pwned

DJGypsy · 02-29-2008, 06:55 AM

flatulence and laughter are fantastic ways to enhance intimacy

the true test though is the dutch oven!

Reckon · 02-29-2008, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DJGypsy

flatulence and laughter are fantastic ways to enhance intimacy

the true test though is the dutch oven!

Or the buttercup...thats love right there!

As for farting and queefing...thats a normal occurence really, what with all the exertion.

What's really embarrassing is doing anal and pulling your sausage out with some gravy...

...I have never seen my wife run to the bathroom so fast screaming sorry at the top of her lungs...I laughed it off, after I scrubbed mr johnson so clean he turned another color!

latinpapi044 · 02-29-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by capicu

so we were fucking in the bathroom on the sink and i farted. lol it was pretty loud too so i couldn't play it off like it was something else. it wasn't a regular little poof fart, it was more like KABLAOW

it came out of nowhere. tottaly killed the mood for the moment. but she was cool about it.

we laughed.

im embarassed

we had more hot sex after so everything is all good

anybody have any similar experiences?

LOLLLL this was funny i needed this...

SideWinder · 02-29-2008, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Reckon

Or the buttercup...thats love right there!

As for farting and queefing...thats a normal occurence really, what with all the exertion.

What's really embarrassing is doing anal and pulling your sausage out with some gravy...

...I have never seen my wife run to the bathroom so fast screaming sorry at the top of her lungs...I laughed it off, after I scrubbed mr johnson so clean he turned another color!

LOLOLOL, good one superman, haha

03rsxnj · 02-29-2008, 09:05 AM

my gf's roommate walked in on me pounding her and later that night her exact words were "all i saw was his white as and your legs in the air" i thought it was funny not really embarrasing

SaCH · 02-29-2008, 11:56 AM

i've definitely been a two-pump chump before. I met this chick at a bar here in dallas, we made out for like 10 minutes, I convinced her to fuck and like it was not even 20 seconds. I pulled it out and came all over her sheets and started laughing

It was so awkward I left right after. I haven't seen or heard from her since. I didn't even get her number.

Reckon · 02-29-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 03rsxnj

my gf's roommate walked in on me pounding her and later that night her exact words were "all i saw was his white as and your legs in the air" i thought it was funny not really embarrasing

Should have asked to join in

Reckon · 02-29-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SaCH

i've definitely been a two-pump chump before. I met this chick at a bar here in dallas, we made out for like 10 minutes, I convinced her to fuck and like it was not even 20 seconds. I pulled it out and came all over her sheets and started laughing

It was so awkward I left right after. I haven't seen or heard from her since. I didn't even get her number.

Excited much?

VVENOM800TT · 02-29-2008, 12:01 PM

premature ejaculator FTL

TyFoxx0608 · 02-29-2008, 12:10 PM

KABLAOW

SideWinder · 02-29-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SaCH

i've definitely been a two-pump chump before. I met this chick at a bar here in dallas, we made out for like 10 minutes, I convinced her to fuck and like it was not even 20 seconds. I pulled it out and came all over her sheets and started laughing

It was so awkward I left right after. I haven't seen or heard from her since. I didn't even get her number.

def embarassing

WhiTeBoYRSXs · 02-29-2008, 12:21 PM

One night we went to a pit party and brought my parents tahoe. afterwards we decided to go down by the river for our own party. Well I go down on her and next thing i realize that tis gotten very bright inside the truck. I look up to the sight of a cop coming down the hill with his spotlight on. After I realize its a cop we struggle to throw our clothes on and I thrown a blacket over my girl. I just barley pulled up my pant when the cop came to the back window. He asked us what we were doing and asks my girl if "she's there on her own will." Then they have me take a breathalizer and tell me to go home becasue with my junior license Im not allowed to drive after 9.
We laughed it off after this happened.

Reckon · 02-29-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiTeBoYRSXs

One night we went to a pit party and brought my parents tahoe. afterwards we decided to go down by the river for our own party. Well I go down on her and next thing i realize that tis gotten very bright inside the truck. I look up to the sight of a cop coming down the hill with his spotlight on. After I realize its a cop we struggle to throw our clothes on and I thrown a blacket over my girl. I just barley pulled up my pant when the cop came to the back window. He asked us what we were doing and asks my girl if "she's there on her own will." Then they have me take a breathalizer and tell me to go home becasue with my junior license Im not allowed to drive after 9.
We laughed it off after this happened.

Should have offered your girl to the cop as a bribe...

HotRSX21 · 02-29-2008, 12:29 PM

i was fingering my ex on the couch, she squirts all over the cushion...15 min. later, her mom comes home, unloads some groceries, then sits on the couch to watch t.v....she sat right in the spot...didn't say anything...about 5 min. later, gets up to go to the bathroom, she had a big wet spot on the back of her jeans

pretty funny..not embarrassing...

Reckon · 02-29-2008, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by HotRSX21

i was fingering my ex on the couch, she squirts all over the cushion...15 min. later, her mom comes home, unloads some groceries, then sits on the couch to watch t.v....she sat right in the spot...didn't say anything...about 5 min. later, gets up to go to the bathroom, she had a big wet spot on the back of her jeans

pretty funny..not embarrassing...

Did you finger the mom too?

Do they both have the same vtec fluid?

02-28-2008, 09:52 PM	#1
capicu Master Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Queens Posts: 5,529 iTrader: (0)	embarrasing sex moments :) so we were fucking in the bathroom on the sink and i farted. lol it was pretty loud too so i couldn't play it off like it was something else. it wasn't a regular little poof fart, it was more like KABLAOW it came out of nowhere. tottaly killed the mood for the moment. but she was cool about it. we laughed. im embarassed we had more hot sex after so everything is all good anybody have any similar experiences? __________________ FUCK YO COUCH!!!!!! l (\__/) l (='.'=) This is Bunny. Bunny has big balls. (")O@O(")

02-29-2008, 06:55 AM	#11
DJGypsy Ewok Taxidermist Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: whorlando Posts: 1,667 iTrader: (3)	flatulence and laughter are fantastic ways to enhance intimacy the true test though is the dutch oven! __________________ -Dan Showoff Thread updated 9/12/2010 motorcycle crew #27

02-29-2008, 11:56 AM	#16
SaCH baby buffett Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 13,383 iTrader: (3)	i've definitely been a two-pump chump before. I met this chick at a bar here in dallas, we made out for like 10 minutes, I convinced her to fuck and like it was not even 20 seconds. I pulled it out and came all over her sheets and started laughing It was so awkward I left right after. I haven't seen or heard from her since. I didn't even get her number. __________________ Coming soon: 2009 Mercedes-Benz C300 "In life and business, there are two cardinal sins.. The first is to act precipitously without thought and the second is to not act at all." -Carl Icahn

02-29-2008, 12:10 PM	#20
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02-29-2008, 12:21 PM	#22
WhiTeBoYRSXs i-Vtec, Do You? Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NY Posts: 172 iTrader: (0)	One night we went to a pit party and brought my parents tahoe. afterwards we decided to go down by the river for our own party. Well I go down on her and next thing i realize that tis gotten very bright inside the truck. I look up to the sight of a cop coming down the hill with his spotlight on. After I realize its a cop we struggle to throw our clothes on and I thrown a blacket over my girl. I just barley pulled up my pant when the cop came to the back window. He asked us what we were doing and asks my girl if "she's there on her own will." Then they have me take a breathalizer and tell me to go home becasue with my junior license Im not allowed to drive after 9. We laughed it off after this happened. __________________

02-28-2008, 10:41 PM	#3
gthugdelux Sure don't... Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,223 iTrader: (1)	one time i was turning her around to hit it doggy... and i farted... she turned around and looked at me. i said YEA BITCH YOU SMELL DAT! YOU LOVE IT! and then i continued to hit it from the back

02-29-2008, 05:09 AM	#9
icecreaman vanilla Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 97 iTrader: (0)	one time i was down there eating that cat my ex queefed in my face

02-29-2008, 12:29 PM	#24
HotRSX21 Here We Go Steelers!!!!! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Heinz Field Posts: 17,702 iTrader: (32)	i was fingering my ex on the couch, she squirts all over the cushion...15 min. later, her mom comes home, unloads some groceries, then sits on the couch to watch t.v....she sat right in the spot...didn't say anything...about 5 min. later, gets up to go to the bathroom, she had a big wet spot on the back of her jeans pretty funny..not embarrassing...