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Old 05-19-2019, 07:14 AM   #1
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I need advice

My friends and I are planning to go hiking. Tell me what medicines we may need? Are there any ready-made sets of first-aid kits?
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Old 05-19-2019, 08:39 AM   #2
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birth control pills, especially if you're a guy. you take one in the morning and one at night before you sleep or get into any action. works way better than any condoms and no kids later to worry about
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Old 05-19-2019, 01:04 PM   #3
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I agree with Azian. Condoms are key to ANY hiking trip, especially if you are headed into Arkansas or West Virginia.
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Old 05-19-2019, 10:20 PM   #4
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all you need is:
xtc, shrooms, acid, flare gun, glow sticks

take 2 hits of acid about 45 min before your hike.
right before you start hiking eat some shrooms, 3 - 3.5g
then eat the X, just 1 pill if its moly or 3 if you have pressed pills.

(you can up does of any of it but you might get lost and die or get eaten by a rabid beaver or some shit)

start your hike immediately. Once it gets dark shot the flare gun into the sky whenever you get a clear view of the sky. Watch the awesome tracers. The more flares you have to shoot the more fun you will have.
the glow sticks (again as many as possible) are for leaving a trail you can follow back to your vehicle.

be on the look out for gay trees and violent squirrels. They will be hilarious.



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all you need is:
xtc, shrooms, acid, flare gun, glow sticks

take 2 hits of acid about 45 min before your hike.
right before you start hiking eat some shrooms, 3 - 3.5g
then eat the X, just 1 pill if its moly or 3 if you have pressed pills.

(you can up does of any of it but you might get lost and die or get eaten by a rabid beaver or some shit)

start your hike immediately. Once it gets dark shot the flare gun into the sky whenever you get a clear view of the sky. Watch the awesome tracers. The more flares you have to shoot the more fun you will have.
the glow sticks (again as many as possible) are for leaving a trail you can follow back to your vehicle.

be on the look out for gay trees and violent squirrels. They will be hilarious.
this guy here knows what sup, he got most of it right. i would like to add that because of all the pills and shrooms, the birth control will have no effects, if taken orally. in which case you want to take 2 and shove it up your butt. now not a lot of people know this, but you want to do it right after the acid but before the x. if not, you're going to have blurry vision and random loss of bladder control while hiking.

also bring a lot of sunflower oil with you if camping. you want to rub some on your nipples while you sleep, to keep away bugs and mosquitos. depending on where you are, it could attract bears so peanut oil could be used as a sub unless you have a nut allergy. studies have shown that baby oil can be used, but only from actual babies and newborns. the stuff you get at the store is too diluted
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Old 05-20-2019, 07:25 PM   #6
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if you start tensing up and grinding your teeth, what ever you do, don't chew on the glow sticks.
You will chew right thru them and once you get that glow shit in your mouth, you will taste it for hours.
Either chew on something soft like your finger so you don't fuck up your teeth or fuck.
Your teeth might chatter if the X was good but the urge to grind you teeth will disappear.
If you got the good shit (pure LSD crystal broken down with a little everclear, nice chunky mdma crystals pack in a half G gel cap, baby blue shrooms) make sure you have a gallon of lube.
If not like 3 hrs into your fuck fest, you'll have fiction burn so bad you might be missing skin.
Like if you dick was sunburned cause you left it out in the summer sun for a week and then stuck it in a deep fat fryer.
And it will get way worse cause your gonna be going for at least another 3 hrs. Your cock will be glowing brighter than the glow sticks.
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